Author Topic: First Annual "Where in the World is 'Clams" Contest, presented by goEMAW LLC (Read 17993 times)

Pete · « **on:** April 19, 2011, 09:28:15 PM »

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CLAMS?

As some of you already know, it's that time of the year again, and our old pal 'Clams is off to who-knows-where on another one of his fantastic adventures. Similarly, it's time for yet another amazingLY successful and hugely popular goEMAW Combo Fan Board Competition!

This competition is EASY, and open to anyone who does not already have specific knowledge of 'Clamsies whereabouts....sooooo, no Steve Daves and BigshotAttorneyCats may participate.

RULES:
1. Guess where Clams is.
2. Do not guess where clams isn't.
3. Profit

PRIZE:
Truthfully, I have no authority to give out prizes any longer after the less-popular-than-expected poetry contest. BUT, Rick Daris has a company-pay goEMAW bank card, and I'm sure he'll come up with something creative for the winner.

CNS · « **Reply #1 on:** April 19, 2011, 09:51:44 PM »

Will we be getting clues like on Carmen San Diego?

Used to rock that game.

Cire · « **Reply #2 on:** April 19, 2011, 10:04:21 PM »

Mexico

pike · « **Reply #3 on:** April 19, 2011, 10:06:05 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on April 19, 2011, 09:51:44 PM

Will we be getting clues like on Carmen San Diego?

Used to rock that game.

This.

Clues or GTFO

wetwillie · « **Reply #4 on:** April 19, 2011, 10:10:31 PM »

He is in Nicaragua

AppleJack · « **Reply #5 on:** April 19, 2011, 10:10:50 PM »

Something weird, I'll say Canada.

gokatgo · « **Reply #6 on:** April 19, 2011, 10:35:38 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on April 19, 2011, 10:10:31 PM

He is in Nicaragua

San Juan Del Sur

Cackle · « **Reply #7 on:** April 19, 2011, 11:57:15 PM »

france

WildCatzPhreak · « **Reply #8 on:** April 20, 2011, 12:49:34 AM »

He's in the Plaza.

chum1 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 20, 2011, 06:35:33 AM »

i'll go with the peeing off the top of a waterfall one.

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #10 on:** April 20, 2011, 07:26:38 AM »

Is he in India? Be careful there are Cobras there

Pete · « **Reply #11 on:** April 20, 2011, 07:47:55 AM »

Oh man, I am terrible with clues. Maybe Rick Daris can provide. Rick?

steve dave · « **Reply #12 on:** April 20, 2011, 07:52:08 AM »

Pretty much everyone's last name ends with A, O or Z there.

Cire · « **Reply #13 on:** April 20, 2011, 08:44:26 AM »

Quote from: Cire on April 19, 2011, 10:04:21 PM

Mexico

OK_Cat · « **Reply #14 on:** April 20, 2011, 09:07:29 AM »

A cottage in Italy?

steve dave · « **Reply #15 on:** April 20, 2011, 09:16:59 AM »

They speak Mexican

OK_Cat · « **Reply #16 on:** April 20, 2011, 09:17:39 AM »

garden city?

Cire · « **Reply #17 on:** April 20, 2011, 09:50:55 AM »

Liberal

OK_Cat · « **Reply #18 on:** April 20, 2011, 10:01:07 AM »

Quote from: Cire on April 20, 2011, 09:50:55 AM

Liberal

way more mexican in gc.

lswkiq

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #19 on:** April 20, 2011, 10:09:43 AM »

Is he in Chiuahuah Mexico? I love the rats that you can call a dog that come from there.

chum1 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 20, 2011, 10:29:26 AM »

i'm changing my vote from peeing on the waterfall to peeing at a urinal that is next to a stall with a guy taking a mexican dump.

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 20, 2011, 10:30:55 AM »

Bangkok, Thailand

OK_Cat · « **Reply #22 on:** April 20, 2011, 10:32:26 AM »

hope he's not in some nasty border town in mexico, or we'll never see him again.

steve dave · « **Reply #23 on:** April 20, 2011, 10:33:04 AM »

the people there have brown mexicanish skin

gato montes · « **Reply #24 on:** April 20, 2011, 10:44:19 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on April 20, 2011, 09:16:59 AM

They speak Mexican

Thanks my fellow American speaking friend