second play:
free kick time. our arsenal guy is doing one of those shoot out deals. the goalie we are playing is some kind of freak goalie who nobody can score on. well...until now. our favorite team arsenal sends in their best kicker, Boots Lagrange. he runs up to the ball like he's going to boot it hard but instead does a tiny little kick. the goalie initially moves to block the hard kick but then realizes it's a tiny little baby kick and starts laughing while jogging up to the ball to grab it. little does he know that Boots is still running full speed and gets to the ball before him and does ANOTHER kick this time right between his legs into the net. arsenal party time once again bros.
I hate to say it but this play seems to be predicated on the freak goalie who nobody can score on actually being the worst goalie of all time. He's all "the ball is still in play but I am laughing and jogging like a big stupid loser" , I don't know it just doesn't seem like something that someone who is being paid to be a goalie would do.
Also I have a Celtic T-shirt that I wear sometimes, I don't if they are in the EPL or SPL or whatever. The shirt is green and it is a Celtic shirt but not the basketball Celtics, I am like 95% sure that it is a soccer shirt. Is my team one of the good soccer playing teams or one of the bad ones? Also I think they are better than Arsenal, or the Gunners as I like to call them.
