What's involved-important-bad-good in keeping a corn snake?

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

I believe another name for the bull snake is "Gopher Snake" I assume they might eat gophers.  But then again they are called bull snakes and don't eat bulls so  . 
I would just go the SD's anaconda idea.  Flood your yard, after he  gets rid of your gopher problem let the water go away and then the anaconda should move out, problem solved.

[steve dave]

If you pick up a garter snake it will try to poop on you.  So, don't pick one up. 

source:  I'm an amateur snake expert

[OK_Cat]

i've got to assume that flooding my backyard would get rid of my gopher problem, and i wouldn't have to worry about dealing with an anaconda. 

never mind, bros, never mind.  i'm just gonna skip the step where i buy an anaconda and just flood this bitch like it is ames.

[sys]

if a snake steals your soul, is it gone forever?

follow the snake until it comes to a river.  it will set the soul on the bank as it crosses and you can run down and take it back.

how do snakes live outside in the winter

underground.

[CNS]

if a snake steals your soul, is it gone forever?

follow the snake until it comes to a river.  it will set the soul on the bank as it crosses and you can run down and take it back.

What if you live in a non-rivery region?   

[sys]

What if you live in a non-rivery region?   

be more careful with your soul.

[_33]

Snakes are horrible people. I know this because all animals hate snakes. Like if a horse sees a snake it will freak out. But a horse doesn't freak out if it sees a bird.

[steve dave]

Snakes are horrible people. I know this because all animals hate snakes. Like if a horse sees a snake it will freak out. But a horse doesn't freak out if it sees a bird.

horses freak out if they see a grizzly bear

[felix rex]

Snakes are horrible people. I know this because all animals hate snakes. Like if a horse sees a snake it will freak out. But a horse doesn't freak out if it sees a bird.

horses freak out if they see a grizzly bear

also, gunny sacks on a windy day

[sys]

Snakes are horrible people. I know this because all animals hate snakes. Like if a horse sees a snake it will freak out. But a horse doesn't freak out if it sees a bird.

debunked.

[_33]

Snakes are horrible people. I know this because all animals hate snakes. Like if a horse sees a snake it will freak out. But a horse doesn't freak out if it sees a bird.

debunked.

I think she said birdsnake.

[sys]

I think she said birdsnake.

wow, i mean, wow.  i just relistened to it six times and she clearly says bird (full stop).  not birdsnake at all.  besides, it's obviously winter in the vid, so even if she said birdsnake, you'd know she was wrong because all of the birdsnakes would be underground.

how is an underground birdsnake going to frighten a horse?  lmao, man oh man, lol.

[_33]

I think she said birdsnake.

wow, i mean, wow.  i just relistened to it six times and she clearly says bird (full stop).  not birdsnake at all.  besides, it's obviously winter in the vid, so even if she said birdsnake, you'd know she was wrong because all of the birdsnakes would be underground.

how is an underground birdsnake going to frighten a horse?  lmao, man oh man, lol.

Look everyone, self proclaimed snake expert sys didn't know that birdsnakes often come above ground to bask as needed even during the winter months. Birdsnakes are a common sight basking on rocks or horse trails on sunny winter days. Maybe sys thought snakes hibernate like Grizzly Bears? Dunno.