Pretend I'm LadyCatInTexas and WW is elwoodcat. make it easier?
You have to prop him up with someone they love.
For example, at KSU, he'd have John Currie working with him to ensure compliance. He won't give away free tickets because Currie would keep tabs on all of that stuff.
Also, to hire him, we'd have to go through the show clause procedure and prove he won't do it at KSU. Therefore, we'd have to come up with a solid structure around him to save him from himself.
Not to mention the fact that, in the Big 12, we aren't as quick to rat on one another like they are in the SEC. I mean, Scott Drew is still walking around without sanctions, and Bill Self has gotten illiterates through school, so I'm guessing we could provide the kind of environment to keep him out of trouble.
And with the way we shower our coaches with affection, he would eat that up and wear purple ties and purple jackets, and he'd win people over in a heartbeat.
This is obviously a very rough sketch of an outline. I'd D. Scott it up a bit. Stay tuned.
