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sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #50 on:** April 17, 2011, 07:27:31 PM »

Hey pride.

I am not a bean counter, I make it back to games, and I was congratulating Dr. Steroid Tap for being able to hang a seat anywhere on that monstrosity in Lincoln and getting any old Cornhole Dumbass to buy a ticket . . . and you just compared pro sports to college sports.

What Cornhole puts on the field isn't all that entertaining either, Cornhole hasn't won a conference title in over a decade and still consistently gets worked like a little bitch on the field by teams with equal talent and coaching. My god, you guys lost your game of the millennium on your home field this last year to a team that K-State beat by 4 TD's. What else needs to be said about that "entertainment" that Cornhole puts on the field??

Bookcat · « **Reply #51 on:** April 17, 2011, 10:12:24 PM »

NU @ Wisconsin

can't wait to see our former defensive coordinator kick NU's former defensive coordinator (now turned idiot head coach) right in the taint.

Huskerpride · « **Reply #52 on:** April 18, 2011, 06:58:07 AM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on April 17, 2011, 07:27:31 PM

Hey pride.

I am not a bean counter, I make it back to games, and I was congratulating Dr. Steroid Tap for being able to hang a seat anywhere on that monstrosity in Lincoln and getting any old Cornhole Dumbass to buy a ticket . . . and you just compared pro sports to college sports.

What Cornhole puts on the field isn't all that entertaining either, Cornhole hasn't won a conference title in over a decade and still consistently gets worked like a little bitch on the field by teams with equal talent and coaching. My god, you guys lost your game of the millennium on your home field this last year to a team that K-State beat by 4 TD's. What else needs to be said about that "entertainment" that Cornhole puts on the field??

I just realized on my way to work this morning, why the lights are on at BSFS. I think Martinez is still running! Now that's what I call entertaining. Game of the millennium? Exaggerate much?4 td's just proves that the sun shines on a pigs ass from time to time. Worked like a little bitch? I hope you don't use your imagination while you're cooking the books.

You can keep your tongue in cheek congrat's to yourself concerning Osborne. Enjoy 03 because that is something you'll have to describe to your mutant grand children while you're explaining why their family tree only goes straight up.

Your aversion to the human ( sheep, horses etc.)spinchter is quite amusing. You seem to try and use that little descriptor any chance you can, schticks getting old. Haven't won a conf. championship in a decade but lets not forget about the 36 others that we have won, Natl. Championships, academic all-americans etc.etc.

Comparing college to pro? so what, I made my point. I sometimes park in the Walmart parking lot for entertainment as I watch the Kansas snow cows ambling inside with their belly piercing hanging below their waists and sporting their Chiefs cut off T-Shirts. While they pile into their "Cowboy Up" trucks with the dangly balls on the hitch and the "Power Cat" proudly displayed.

You truly are effing amazing.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #53 on:** April 18, 2011, 07:04:22 AM »

wetwillie · « **Reply #54 on:** April 18, 2011, 07:12:50 AM »

Quote from: Huskerpride on April 18, 2011, 06:58:07 AM

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on April 17, 2011, 07:27:31 PM
Hey pride.

I am not a bean counter, I make it back to games, and I was congratulating Dr. Steroid Tap for being able to hang a seat anywhere on that monstrosity in Lincoln and getting any old Cornhole Dumbass to buy a ticket . . . and you just compared pro sports to college sports.

What Cornhole puts on the field isn't all that entertaining either, Cornhole hasn't won a conference title in over a decade and still consistently gets worked like a little bitch on the field by teams with equal talent and coaching. My god, you guys lost your game of the millennium on your home field this last year to a team that K-State beat by 4 TD's. What else needs to be said about that "entertainment" that Cornhole puts on the field??

I just realized on my way to work this morning, why the lights are on at BSFS. I think Martinez is still running! Now that's what I call entertaining. Game of the millennium? Exaggerate much?4 td's just proves that the sun shines on a pigs ass from time to time. Worked like a little bitch? I hope you don't use your imagination while you're cooking the books.

You can keep your tongue in cheek congrat's to yourself concerning Osborne. Enjoy 03 because that is something you'll have to describe to your mutant grand children while you're explaining why their family tree only goes straight up.

Your aversion to the human ( sheep, horses etc.)spinchter is quite amusing. You seem to try and use that little descriptor any chance you can, schticks getting old. Haven't won a conf. championship in a decade but lets not forget about the 36 others that we have won, Natl. Championships, academic all-americans etc.etc.

Comparing college to pro? so what, I made my point. I sometimes park in the Walmart parking lot for entertainment as I watch the Kansas snow cows ambling inside with their belly piercing hanging below their waists and sporting their Chiefs cut off T-Shirts. While they pile into their "Cowboy Up" trucks with the dangly balls on the hitch and the "Power Cat" proudly displayed.

You truly are effing amazing.

:DNR:

Scary Smart · « **Reply #55 on:** April 18, 2011, 09:59:58 AM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on April 18, 2011, 07:04:22 AM

"Wear red. Be loud. Beat Texas."

http://www.omaha.com/article/20100714/BIGRED/707149839/-1

deputy dawg · « **Reply #56 on:** April 19, 2011, 09:40:25 AM »

Quote from: ChiCat on April 16, 2011, 10:53:06 PM

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on April 16, 2011, 08:38:21 PM
Just looked at Cornhole's new proposed Stadium Expansion. It's a effing monstrosity.

What it says is, "we can put seats on this stadium literally 40 stories above the field and we can get any Cornhole non college attending cackicker to buy a ticket just to say they were at the game".

Props to Dr. Steroid Tap for knowing he can get any Mongoloid Cornhole Dumbass to buy a ticket and sit 1000 Feet away from the field.

OMG, renderings? I effing love renderings!

The renderings of Iowa State's stadium were awesome, including the flags blowing the wrong way. The proposed additions from ksu fans made that a very worthy thread.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #57 on:** April 19, 2011, 09:45:07 AM »

Exterior pic not sufficient for decent alterations.

Vanro03 · « **Reply #58 on:** April 21, 2011, 12:50:03 AM »

This coming from a school that has a stadium that looks more like a high school stadium. Your Husker envy is duly noted.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #59 on:** April 21, 2011, 08:29:26 AM »

Quote from: Vanro03 on April 21, 2011, 12:50:03 AM

This coming from a school that has a stadium that looks more like a high school stadium. Your Husker envy is duly noted.

BSFS is much nicer than your average high school stadium.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #60 on:** April 21, 2011, 08:48:11 AM »

Quote from: deputy dawg on April 21, 2011, 08:29:26 AM

Quote from: Vanro03 on April 21, 2011, 12:50:03 AM
This coming from a school that has a stadium that looks more like a high school stadium. Your Husker envy is duly noted.
BSFS is much nicer than your average high school stadium.

Agreed, much nicer.

MeatSauce · « **Reply #61 on:** April 21, 2011, 09:25:15 AM »

Quote from: Huskerpride on April 18, 2011, 06:58:07 AM

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on April 17, 2011, 07:27:31 PM
Hey pride.

I am not a bean counter, I make it back to games, and I was congratulating Dr. Steroid Tap for being able to hang a seat anywhere on that monstrosity in Lincoln and getting any old Cornhole Dumbass to buy a ticket . . . and you just compared pro sports to college sports.

What Cornhole puts on the field isn't all that entertaining either, Cornhole hasn't won a conference title in over a decade and still consistently gets worked like a little bitch on the field by teams with equal talent and coaching. My god, you guys lost your game of the millennium on your home field this last year to a team that K-State beat by 4 TD's. What else needs to be said about that "entertainment" that Cornhole puts on the field??

I just realized on my way to work this morning, why the lights are on at BSFS. I think Martinez is still running! Now that's what I call entertaining. Game of the millennium? Exaggerate much?4 td's just proves that the sun shines on a pigs ass from time to time. Worked like a little bitch? I hope you don't use your imagination while you're cooking the books.

You can keep your tongue in cheek congrat's to yourself concerning Osborne. Enjoy 03 because that is something you'll have to describe to your mutant grand children while you're explaining why their family tree only goes straight up.

Your aversion to the human ( sheep, horses etc.)spinchter is quite amusing. You seem to try and use that little descriptor any chance you can, schticks getting old. Haven't won a conf. championship in a decade but lets not forget about the 36 others that we have won, Natl. Championships, academic all-americans etc.etc.

Comparing college to pro? so what, I made my point. I sometimes park in the Walmart parking lot for entertainment as I watch the Kansas snow cows ambling inside with their belly piercing hanging below their waists and sporting their Chiefs cut off T-Shirts. While they pile into their "Cowboy Up" trucks with the dangly balls on the hitch and the "Power Cat" proudly displayed.

You truly are effing amazing.

:picturing HPride delivering this monologue to a mirror, and then spitting on his reflection right after the last line.

oh my. going to miss you and the BR Nation.

PowercatPat · « **Reply #62 on:** April 21, 2011, 06:13:10 PM »

Quote from: Vanro03 on April 21, 2011, 12:50:03 AM

This coming from a school that has a stadium that looks more like a high school stadium. Your Husker envy is duly noted.

You are thinking of KU's stadium.

Vanro03 · « **Reply #63 on:** April 21, 2011, 11:33:56 PM »

Quote from: PowercatPat on April 21, 2011, 06:13:10 PM

Quote from: Vanro03 on April 21, 2011, 12:50:03 AM
This coming from a school that has a stadium that looks more like a high school stadium. Your Husker envy is duly noted.

You are thinking of KU's stadium.

Nope.. yours

bigwillie20 · « **Reply #64 on:** June 22, 2011, 02:43:30 PM »

New gloves for next season

steve dave · « **Reply #65 on:** June 22, 2011, 02:45:14 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG, Adidas, wow.

Winters · « **Reply #66 on:** June 22, 2011, 02:46:41 PM »

Quote from: Vanro03 on April 21, 2011, 11:33:56 PM

Quote from: PowercatPat on April 21, 2011, 06:13:10 PM
Quote from: Vanro03 on April 21, 2011, 12:50:03 AM
This coming from a school that has a stadium that looks more like a high school stadium. Your Husker envy is duly noted.

You are thinking of KU's stadium.
Nope.. yours

Our field turf kicks the crap out of your field turf!

OK_Cat · « **Reply #67 on:** June 22, 2011, 02:48:43 PM »

Quote from: bigwillie20 on June 22, 2011, 02:43:30 PM

New gloves for next season

those are gonna be a HOT item at the Wal-Mart in Kearny.

steve dave · « **Reply #68 on:** June 22, 2011, 02:51:55 PM »

it's the kstateo poster in glove form

Lynchmobrules · « **Reply #69 on:** June 22, 2011, 02:54:41 PM »

Well what do the offensive players wear? They don't have to wear the same gloves do they?

bigwillie20 · « **Reply #70 on:** June 22, 2011, 02:58:14 PM »

Quote from: Lynchmobrules on June 22, 2011, 02:54:41 PM

Well what do the offensive players wear? They don't have to wear the same gloves do they?

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #71 on:** June 22, 2011, 03:33:29 PM »

Wow adidas, copy nike's super elite pro combat gloves a little more, why dontcha?

MadCat · « **Reply #72 on:** June 22, 2011, 05:08:39 PM »

Quote from: EMAWmeister on June 22, 2011, 03:33:29 PM

Wow adidas, copy nike's super elite pro combat gloves a little more, why dontcha?

They are butthurt about losing the NFL contract.

Winters · « **Reply #73 on:** June 22, 2011, 05:50:06 PM »

Quote from: bigwillie20 on June 22, 2011, 02:43:30 PM

New gloves for next season

Is that skull suppose to be Brook Berringer's?

Trim · « **Reply #74 on:** June 22, 2011, 06:08:40 PM »

We MUST make the tourney next year so we can run into the nebraska whoever-is-playing-KSU-in-hoops fans who will bust those out once drunk and owning up their nebraskaness.