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Offline hemmy

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I am addicted
« on: April 09, 2011, 03:14:12 PM »
To Eggo waffles, loaded with Log Cabin Original syrup.  What is the best way to escape addictions?


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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2011, 03:26:21 PM »
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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2011, 03:51:11 PM »
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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2011, 04:23:36 PM »
To Eggo waffles, loaded with Log Cabin Original syrup.  What is the best way to escape addictions?

Replace one addiction with another.  Like people who stop drinking who start smoking a eff load.  You should probably start smoking...

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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2011, 04:34:26 PM »
where's clams when you need him?

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Re: I am addicted
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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2011, 04:45:51 PM »
i did quit smoking cold turkey and picked up this site instead.  you're already here, so i see a lot of cigarettes in your future.  i'd stick with a crappy breakfast food addiction if i were you.

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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2011, 04:58:51 PM »
I put cinnamon on my waffles  :lick:

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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2011, 05:26:15 PM »
Switch to french toast and you will never eat another waffle.  :lick:
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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2011, 10:11:51 PM »
I had 8 of the buttermilk kinda today, btw.

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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2011, 10:55:13 PM »
I had 8 of the buttermilk kinda today, btw.

That's what my wife did when she was pregnant.

Are you pregnant, dude?

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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2011, 11:59:22 PM »
Pour vinegar on your waffles.  You will crave it less or not at all.
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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2011, 12:00:54 AM »
Pour vinegar on your waffles.  You will crave it less or not at all.

i hate waffles but love vinegar.  should i use apple cider vinegar?  will i begin liking waffles?

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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2011, 09:15:06 AM »
belgian waffle taco with fired chicken in the middle.

Yes. 

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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2011, 11:47:31 AM »
Stick w/ the log cabin syrup. Replace crappy egos w/ homemade waffles or buttermilk pancakes. this is the only way out imo

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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2011, 06:02:08 PM »
Stick w/ the log cabin syrup. Replace crappy egos w/ homemade waffles or buttermilk pancakes. this is the only way out imo

I have a good minor addition to pancake mix that may, just maybe, able to break your waffle addiction.


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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2011, 08:09:36 PM »
Now that the weather is getting warmer, I'm addicted to a good ol' fashioned ice cream cone from the local DQ. Will the same methods for quitting apply???

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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2011, 08:25:08 PM »
Now that the weather is getting warmer, I'm addicted to a good ol' fashioned ice cream cone from the local DQ. Will the same methods for quitting apply???
i like the red shell stuff, i think it's supposed to be cherry flavored.  chocolate soft serve and a cherry dip, no cone- served in bowl..  boom, crock potted
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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2011, 08:48:22 PM »
Have you tried the new blue waffle? Just give it a search, It has helped me break my buttermilk waffle habit (I am down to once a week)

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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2011, 01:34:37 PM »
If you can't find a waffle 12 step group maybe you could go to AA or NA for support.  They don't need to know what your drug of choice is.

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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2011, 01:36:00 PM »
Turky sausage, fried egg, kraft single, hot sauce, two eggo sandwich  :drool:

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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2011, 01:38:49 PM »
Turky sausage, fried egg, kraft single, hot sauce, two eggo sandwich  :drool:

I do something similar with those mini toaster pancakes, turk sausage patties, cheese, and syrup. 

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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2011, 01:46:38 PM »
Turky sausage, fried egg, kraft single, hot sauce, two eggo sandwich  :drool:

I do something similar with those mini toaster pancakes, turk sausage patties, cheese, and syrup. 

yeah, enjoy that syrupy cheese you freak show

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Re: I am addicted
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2011, 01:48:27 PM »
seems like a lot of work to put together those fancy waffle sandwiches just for breakfast. 

i'll just have my bowl of cheerios.