pancreatic cancer / soda

[wiley]

Been drinking at least 60 ounces of soda / day for the last five years. I plan on kicking the habit today — like, I will never, ever drink soda again. But I'm afraid it's too late. My pancreas is probably already destroyed.

I'm 24. What are my odds of living past 40?  

christ, don't worry.  my dad has gone through about 1.5 cases/cubes a week for the last....15 years roughly.  Some weeks less others worse.  He's basically as healthy as can be minus his crazy knee surgery from shredding his acl and a few other knee surgeries.  your teeth is the one you should worry about bleh

[j rake]

You are more than likely a fatass if you drink that much soda per day so you will probably die of something more related to being a fatass before your pancreas craps out. Although your pancreas crapping out could be related to being a soda drinking fatass, but I don't know, not a dr.

I'm actually a bit underweight. 

it's because your body isn't taking the nutrients you're giving it, it's starting to shut down from the chemicals that are loaded into the soft drinks you force into your system.  sad...

I think it might have more to do with the fact that I run about 5 miles per day and don't eat fast food.

Also, I don't give my body nutrients. I eat candy all day.

[Saulbadguy]

Yea, how are your teeth?

[j rake]

Yea, how are your teeth?

PERFECT!

However, I need my wisdom teeth taken out
but am too afraid to get them yanked. 

[Cire]

Yea, how are your teeth?

PERFECT!

However, I need my wisdom teeth taken out
but am too afraid to get them yanked. 

ME TOO :scared:

[HeinBallz]

You are more than likely a fatass if you drink that much soda per day so you will probably die of something more related to being a fatass before your pancreas craps out. Although your pancreas crapping out could be related to being a soda drinking fatass, but I don't know, not a dr.

I'm actually a bit underweight. 

it's because your body isn't taking the nutrients you're giving it, it's starting to shut down from the chemicals that are loaded into the soft drinks you force into your system.  sad...

I think it might have more to do with the fact that I run about 5 miles per day and don't eat fast food.

Also, I don't give my body nutrients. I eat candy all day.

bet it's also because of the constant diarrhea you must have.

[Cire]

You are more than likely a fatass if you drink that much soda per day so you will probably die of something more related to being a fatass before your pancreas craps out. Although your pancreas crapping out could be related to being a soda drinking fatass, but I don't know, not a dr.

I'm actually a bit underweight. 

it's because your body isn't taking the nutrients you're giving it, it's starting to shut down from the chemicals that are loaded into the soft drinks you force into your system.  sad...

I think it might have more to do with the fact that I run about 5 miles per day and don't eat fast food.

Also, I don't give my body nutrients. I eat candy all day.

bet it's also because of the constant diarrhea you must have.

jrake?

[HeinBallz]

love the absolute look of disgust on the guy to the far right.

[sys]

i will pray for you, j. rake.  how long would you like to live and how would you prefer to die (eventually)?

[j rake]

i will pray for you, j. rake.  how long would you like to live and how would you prefer to die (eventually)?

I had hoped to live until 125, but now with this soda thing, I'd probably settle for 35 or 40.

As for how I want to die . . . wouldn't mind falling through ice.

[sys]

I had hoped to live until 125, but now with this soda thing, I'd probably settle for 35 or 40.

As for how I want to die . . . wouldn't mind falling through ice.

done.

[j rake]

I had hoped to live until 125, but now with this soda thing, I'd probably settle for 35 or 40.

As for how I want to die . . . wouldn't mind falling through ice.

done.

WHAT???
   

[econocat]

Relax bro and feel sorry for all the beer drinkers on this board 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42462416/ns/health-cancer/

[Saulbadguy]

Relax bro and feel sorry for all the beer drinkers on this board 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42462416/ns/health-cancer/

[Rage Against the McKee]

Relax bro and feel sorry for all the beer drinkers on this board 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42462416/ns/health-cancer/

Meh, stomach cancer is rare enough that even increasing your odds by 700% (requires a genetic anomaly combined with heavy drinking) only gives you a 6% chance of actually getting the disease.

[j rake]

Relax bro and feel sorry for all the beer drinkers on this board 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42462416/ns/health-cancer/

Meh, stomach cancer is rare enough that even increasing your odds by 700% (requires a genetic anomaly combined with heavy drinking) only gives you a 6% chance of actually getting the disease.

Which is more rare, stomach cancer or pancreatic cancer? I'd Google it, but there is way too much misinformation out there.

I'd much rather get my info straight from a guy named Nuts Kicked on an anonymous message board.

[Cire]

Love beer, worth the risk IMO.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Relax bro and feel sorry for all the beer drinkers on this board 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42462416/ns/health-cancer/

Meh, stomach cancer is rare enough that even increasing your odds by 700% (requires a genetic anomaly combined with heavy drinking) only gives you a 6% chance of actually getting the disease.

Which is more rare, stomach cancer or pancreatic cancer? I'd Google it, but there is way too much misinformation out there.

I'd much rather get my info straight from a guy named Nuts Kicked on an anonymous message board.

Stomach cancer is more rare than pancreatic cancer.

[Benja]

You are more than likely a fatass if you drink that much soda per day so you will probably die of something more related to being a fatass before your pancreas craps out. Although your pancreas crapping out could be related to being a soda drinking fatass, but I don't know, not a dr.

I'm actually a bit underweight. 

it's because your body isn't taking the nutrients you're giving it, it's starting to shut down from the chemicals that are loaded into the soft drinks you force into your system.  sad...

I think it might have more to do with the fact that I run about 5 miles per day and don't eat fast food.

Also, I don't give my body nutrients. I eat candy all day.

bet it's also because of the constant diarrhea you must have.

jrake?

that's why i could of never been a marathon runner. don't like running, looking malnurished or shitting my pants in front of a crowd of people.