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Offline Benja

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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2011, 11:08:06 PM »
I like to spoon when I sleep.

I'll spoon all day long. But when it's time to sleep i literally want everything but me and my pillow and swedish noise maker thing as far away as humanely possible.

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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2011, 11:20:28 PM »

This is exactly how I am. I'm pretty much increds to sleep with but if someone is rumbling around throwing elbows and muttering nonsense it throws me all out of wack. It just sucks how many people can't just lay still and be quiet and stuff.

seriously. i hate loud breathers in general but especially when i'm trying to sleep. gtfoomf with this "i can't be quiet when i breathe" garbage.

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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2011, 12:08:49 AM »
A life lesson from Scrubs:
 
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Dr. Kelso: I'm just here to get a nasal speculum.

Carla: I just wish I didn't hate that mole so much.

Dr. Kelso: I used one of these on my wife once. She's a terrible snorer. She used to keep me up all night. I made her have the surgery but, of course, that just made things worst. But here's a twist: now, whenever she goes out the town, I can't fall asleep without the sound of that gasping, weezing woman lying right next to me. Trust me, if I ever met a Japan air-stewardess who snored like Enid I'd marry her tomorrow. But here's the point: you might find out that thing you hate so much is the very same thing you miss when it's gone.


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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2011, 12:10:04 AM »
A life lesson from Scrubs:
 
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Dr. Kelso: I'm just here to get a nasal speculum.

Carla: I just wish I didn't hate that mole so much.

Dr. Kelso: I used one of these on my wife once. She's a terrible snorer. She used to keep me up all night. I made her have the surgery but, of course, that just made things worst. But here's a twist: now, whenever she goes out the town, I can't fall asleep without the sound of that gasping, weezing woman lying right next to me. Trust me, if I ever met a Japan air-stewardess who snored like Enid I'd marry her tomorrow. But here's the point: you might find out that thing you hate so much is the very same thing you miss when it's gone.



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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2011, 02:02:16 AM »
A life lesson from Scrubs:
 
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Dr. Kelso: I'm just here to get a nasal speculum.

Carla: I just wish I didn't hate that mole so much.

Dr. Kelso: I used one of these on my wife once. She's a terrible snorer. She used to keep me up all night. I made her have the surgery but, of course, that just made things worst. But here's a twist: now, whenever she goes out the town, I can't fall asleep without the sound of that gasping, weezing woman lying right next to me. Trust me, if I ever met a Japan air-stewardess who snored like Enid I'd marry her tomorrow. But here's the point: you might find out that thing you hate so much is the very same thing you miss when it's gone.



Yea, I'd do the punch in the tit thing tho

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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #30 on: April 04, 2011, 09:36:37 AM »
A swift kick to the shins stops snoring for about 5 minutes. Would probably keep someone to their side of the bed as well.

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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2011, 10:18:39 AM »
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch

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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2011, 10:25:24 AM »
California king

Don't do if you are tall.

whys that?

iirc, it is something like 4" wider, but 4" shorter.
4" wider, 4" longer

Both wrong.

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Western (California) King Size Mattress: 72 inches wide x 84 inches long.

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NFM sales guy is dead to me.  I am 6'5" and could have used the extra 4" in length. 

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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #33 on: April 04, 2011, 11:23:13 AM »
A swift kick to the shins stops snoring for about 5 minutes. Would probably keep someone to their side of the bed as well.
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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2011, 11:27:50 AM »
She does this thing where she'll migrate from her side of the bed towards the middle pretty much every single night and end up like right on top of me. Pretty much my only strict rules are when it's time to sleep I need my room to spread out a bit, and I can't sleep if I'm hot. Her rolling on top of me every night pretty much fucks both of these up.

Also, she woke me up at 7:30 this morning so hung over that I couldn't get back to sleep because she had rolled over to a couple feet away from me and was reciting in her sleep what sounded like Lady Gaga lyrics directly into my ear. This is the third time this has happened.

Next time she does that, attempt to PIITB. That'll put a quick end to her crap.

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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #35 on: April 04, 2011, 11:39:01 AM »
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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #36 on: April 04, 2011, 12:13:50 PM »
sleep naked.  She'll get tired of you trying to have sex with her all night and eventually stay on her side of the bed.   Works in my marriage.
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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #37 on: April 04, 2011, 12:54:59 PM »
You could always get addicted to Ambian?
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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #38 on: April 04, 2011, 12:56:47 PM »
jfc, a lot of you guys are with some hideous sounding women.

here's how mrs ok_cat and I sleep at night:

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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #39 on: April 04, 2011, 01:48:23 PM »
Just tell her you like your space when you sleep??  :ck: 

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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #40 on: April 04, 2011, 01:49:00 PM »
this thread is pathetic.  Seriously.  Pathetic.

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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #41 on: April 04, 2011, 08:05:58 PM »
this thread is pathetic.  Seriously.  Pathetic.

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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #42 on: April 04, 2011, 08:19:07 PM »
Perspective people.  You have a pardner for LIFE.  Get over yourselves.

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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #43 on: April 04, 2011, 08:37:29 PM »
Perspective people.  You have a pardner for LIFE.  Get over yourselves.

Well, yeah. Not even close to there, yet. Not over myself. And want to sleep.

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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #44 on: April 04, 2011, 08:42:10 PM »
My mom does this thing where she'll scream bloody murder in the middle of the night and punch my dad in the face/stomach. She gave him a bloody nose once. This happens ever few weeks now since I was a kid. My Dad just jokes about it. He tells hilarious stories at family reunions about it. So yeah, after almost 30 years of marriage stuff like that probably doesn't seem like such a big deal.

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« Reply #45 on: April 04, 2011, 09:01:54 PM »
My mom does this thing where she'll scream bloody murder in the middle of the night and punch my dad in the face/stomach. She gave him a bloody nose once. This happens ever few weeks now since I was a kid. My Dad just jokes about it. He tells hilarious stories at family reunions about it. So yeah, after almost 30 years of marriage stuff like that probably doesn't seem like such a big deal.

Night Terrors.

My sister in law has these.  My bro tells me stories all the time about them.  Her's are less the screaming bloody murder kind and more the waking up my bro and whispering that someone just climbed in through the window kind.  Really freaked him out for the first year or two.

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« Reply #46 on: April 04, 2011, 09:24:26 PM »
My mom does this thing where she'll scream bloody murder in the middle of the night and punch my dad in the face/stomach. She gave him a bloody nose once. This happens ever few weeks now since I was a kid. My Dad just jokes about it. He tells hilarious stories at family reunions about it. So yeah, after almost 30 years of marriage stuff like that probably doesn't seem like such a big deal.

cover up. Your mom beats your dad.


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« Reply #48 on: April 04, 2011, 10:54:14 PM »
My mom does this thing where she'll scream bloody murder in the middle of the night and punch my dad in the face/stomach. She gave him a bloody nose once. This happens ever few weeks now since I was a kid. My Dad just jokes about it. He tells hilarious stories at family reunions about it. So yeah, after almost 30 years of marriage stuff like that probably doesn't seem like such a big deal.

Night Terrors.

My sister in law has these.  My bro tells me stories all the time about them.  Her's are less the screaming bloody murder kind and more the waking up my bro and whispering that someone just climbed in through the window kind.  Really freaked him out for the first year or two.

Does she not remember anything about it the next morning? Because this is how my mom was/is and that's the part of it that really blows my mind

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Re: Sharing a bed with your gf/wife/life partner
« Reply #49 on: April 04, 2011, 11:14:50 PM »
My mom does this thing where she'll scream bloody murder in the middle of the night and punch my dad in the face/stomach. She gave him a bloody nose once. This happens ever few weeks now since I was a kid. My Dad just jokes about it. He tells hilarious stories at family reunions about it. So yeah, after almost 30 years of marriage stuff like that probably doesn't seem like such a big deal.

Night Terrors.

My sister in law has these.  My bro tells me stories all the time about them.  Her's are less the screaming bloody murder kind and more the waking up my bro and whispering that someone just climbed in through the window kind.  Really freaked him out for the first year or two.

Does she not remember anything about it the next morning? Because this is how my mom was/is and that's the part of it that really blows my mind

My wife talks in her sleep a lot and ever since our son was born, she'll actually make hand motions with them.

For example, she had a dream that my son was falling and she tried to catch him.  What really happened was she said, "Mmmrrphhhalaa..." and then hit me in the face.

Another night, I came to bed late, and apparently I made a noise that she heard, and she just jumped up like a cat does when it's frightened suddenly and said, "Muummmalaa".  Scared the cac out of me.

We laugh about it.  Stuff like that cracks us up.  I snore like a mad man, and she puts up with it, so we just deal with each other's stuff.