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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6000 on: April 01, 2021, 01:22:24 PM »
So I guess Roy has gone back to not giving a crap about North Carolina. 

had that one in the tank for a while!

That's probably my favorite Roy moment and a great sports soundbite, so I was slightly giddy while typing it out.   :D

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6001 on: April 01, 2021, 01:50:44 PM »
Heard Roy have UNC $3M on the way out the door.
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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6002 on: April 01, 2021, 02:43:04 PM »
So I guess Roy has gone back to not giving a crap about North Carolina. 

had that one in the tank for a while!

That's probably my favorite Roy moment and a great sports soundbite, so I was slightly giddy while typing it out.   :D

I appreciated it :cheers:

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6003 on: April 01, 2021, 04:58:28 PM »
Who had a pandemic year being the wildest year O.A.T. for the carousel. Remember when the narrative was this was going to be a quiet year?

I think there was a fair amount of pent-up demand to make coaching changes this year since everyone was freaked the eff out last year during carousel season and didn't make any moves.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6006 on: April 02, 2021, 01:00:45 PM »
Apparently Self's new contract states that any NCAA penalties will not constitute cause for termination. But also, his pay shall be reduced by half during any NCAA-imposed suspension.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6007 on: April 02, 2021, 01:37:15 PM »
Apparently Self's new contract states that any NCAA penalties will not constitute cause for termination. But also, his pay shall be reduced by half during any NCAA-imposed suspension.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6008 on: April 02, 2021, 01:43:09 PM »
Apparently Self's new contract states that any NCAA penalties will not constitute cause for termination. But also, his pay shall be reduced by half during any NCAA-imposed suspension.

this sounds eerily similar to J-Lo's NCAA sanctions rider, and yet The Institution found a way to get around that one

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6009 on: April 02, 2021, 05:51:17 PM »
If I’m you I go all in on UT fandom now.  Decade of dominance is coming.

i'm in.  hook 'em, us.
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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6010 on: April 02, 2021, 06:12:30 PM »
If I’m you I go all in on UT fandom now.  Decade of dominance is coming.

i'm in.  hook 'em, us.

Damn OU counters with Porter Moser, Big 12 is going all in.   Maybe Tech will make a big splash.
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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6011 on: April 02, 2021, 06:13:15 PM »
Tech should hire the Utah guy


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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6012 on: April 02, 2021, 06:19:55 PM »
Tech should hire the Utah guy


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Utah just hired Utah State coach are you referencing when they stole Chris Beard from UNLV after two weeks?
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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6013 on: April 02, 2021, 07:00:38 PM »
Tech should hire the Utah guy


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Utah just hired Utah State coach are you referencing when they stole Chris Beard from UNLV after two weeks?
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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6014 on: April 02, 2021, 09:00:43 PM »
Tech should steal a coach from another in state school to assert their spot on the Texas food chain.

They should hire Steve Henson

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6015 on: April 02, 2021, 09:02:23 PM »
Tech should steal a coach from another in state school to assert their spot on the Texas food chain.

They should hire Steve Henson

Could probably get ACU’s guy
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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6016 on: April 03, 2021, 04:11:20 PM »
The Texas Tech reaction to Beard leaving for his alma mater is embarrassing. Even more so when you consider that before he was there he left Arkansas Little-Rock after a year and UNLV after two weeks.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6017 on: April 03, 2021, 07:39:29 PM »
Sampson to TTU would be p great.

Maybe that complete ass kicking has convinced him that is his ceiling at Houston. But I can see tech being too self-righteous to hire him.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6018 on: April 03, 2021, 07:49:10 PM »
Sampson to TTU would be p great.

Maybe that complete ass kicking has convinced him that is his ceiling at Houston. But I can see tech being too self-righteous to hire him.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6019 on: April 03, 2021, 09:19:30 PM »
I dunno. An underwhelming KU squad took a pretty easy W off them. They're fallible.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6020 on: April 05, 2021, 04:53:49 AM »
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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6022 on: April 05, 2021, 05:28:00 PM »
unc stays within their family, this was predictable and I think it’s as good of a hire as anyone who would make their list


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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6023 on: April 05, 2021, 08:43:11 PM »
Tech predictably hired Mark Adams. Looks like the carousel has abruptly stopped with a dull thud.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #6024 on: April 05, 2021, 11:47:56 PM »
Tech predictably hired Mark Adams. Looks like the carousel has abruptly stopped with a dull thud.
I was told they had $7 million a year budgeted so I expected a splash

I read the dude's bio and was like "wait he coached at HOWARD??" and then realized it was Howard COLLEGE and then learned that UT Pan-Am became UT Rio Grande Valley at some point and also damn

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