K-State v. kU talking points

[Panjandrum]

Panjandrum:

A very keen post on your part. 

Your handle reflects a failed design for an incendiary device during WWII (does it subconsciously reflect a failure on your part?), and I appreciate the esoteric/obscure reference.

I am currently in San Antonio, and I have some down time at the hotel between games.  Yes, I've been posting after going out on the riverwalk.  Consider this my guilty pleasure.

Overall, your post demonstrates some good smack talk.  I think you should be able to leverage your skills successfully in your professional life.

It's a guilty pleasure that speaks volumes about your own insecurity and lack of maturity.

Son, from one professional to another, I would suggest you reflect upon the gravity of this statement, and tell me what you think.

You're on vacation, in a beautiful city, on a Saturday night, and you're trying to get a rise out of KSU fans from your hotel room. 

That says everything about you I need to know.

Also, you're incorrect on the reference.  Google Samuel Foote.  Since you already wikied my handle, you may as well do it right this time.

Go out, get drunk, and live life.  Don't spend it being a douche on a message board.  Aim higher.

[Cire]

I hope FutureCat starts a 7thGradeEMAW sock or something and really slow plays this joke out over years.  There's a lot of potential in this style of ruse.

This.

futurecat.  Don't post for 6 months and come back as a fatty esque poster.  let it go on for a long time, and then rip our hearts out.

[jtksu]

You can practically hear Panjandrum ripping the manhood from that poor kid.

[ChEtah]

Fact:  K-Straight>>>>Gay Jew.  This really about sums it up.
Fact:  KSU men are god fearing, productive citizens, that people across the world admire.  Men want to be them and women want to be with them.
Fact:  ku wimps are a bunch of johnson county mamma's boys who are scared to move more that 30 minutes away from the oak park mall.  Most will break down when confronted by a challenging situation like having a flat tire.

The rest you can just make up to fill your allotted time slot.  Be both convincing and entertaining and this topic should produce an automatic A.

  

eff you.

+1

These guys must be JO Ho's...

[FutureCat]

Panjandrum:

A very keen post on your part. 

Your handle reflects a failed design for an incendiary device during WWII (does it subconsciously reflect a failure on your part?), and I appreciate the esoteric/obscure reference.

I am currently in San Antonio, and I have some down time at the hotel between games.  Yes, I've been posting after going out on the riverwalk.  Consider this my guilty pleasure.

Overall, your post demonstrates some good smack talk.  I think you should be able to leverage your skills successfully in your professional life.

It's a guilty pleasure that speaks volumes about your own insecurity and lack of maturity.

Son, from one professional to another, I would suggest you reflect upon the gravity of this statement, and tell me what you think.

You're on vacation, in a beautiful city, on a Saturday night, and you're trying to get a rise out of KSU fans from your hotel room. 

That says everything about you I need to know.

Also, you're incorrect on the reference.  Google Samuel Foote.  Since you already wikied my handle, you may as well do it right this time.

Go out, get drunk, and live life.  Don't spend it being a douche on a message board.  Aim higher.

Oh crap, here I go. I'm glad this is anonymous.  I don't wanna go googling for you, and I don't wanna stay out late since we have the early game.  All I know is that the panjandrum was a failed British breaching device during WWII.  I think you seem like a standup guy - a guy i would enjoy sharing a beer with, except for the fact that you had to say "son" - that's a  deal breaker for me.  First, what makes you think you're older than man? Secondly, God damn, what's with the "Son" thing? are you from Texas or what?

[Rams]

Fact:  K-Straight>>>>Gay Jew.  This really about sums it up.
Fact:  KSU men are god fearing, productive citizens, that people across the world admire.  Men want to be them and women want to be with them.
Fact:  ku wimps are a bunch of johnson county mamma's boys who are scared to move more that 30 minutes away from the oak park mall.  Most will break down when confronted by a challenging situation like having a flat tire.

The rest you can just make up to fill your allotted time slot.  Be both convincing and entertaining and this topic should produce an automatic A.

  

eff you.

+1

These guys must be JO Ho's...

You just outed yourself as a bigoted homophobic anti-Semite (and given those, I have to assume you're racist) who is rough ridin' terrible at bbs'ing.  I hate you.  Go die in a fire. 

And please, for the love of everything holy, stop telling people you're a KSU fan. 

[Dugout DickStone]

Gosh, I'd love to stay out past 10 guys, but early game tomorrow...

Racist and a dork?  No wonder he's so lonely

[Panjandrum]

Oh crap, here I go. I'm glad this is anonymous.  I don't wanna go googling for you, and I don't wanna stay out late since we have the early game.  All I know is that the panjandrum was a failed British breaching device during WWII.  I think you seem like a standup guy - a guy i would enjoy sharing a beer with, except for the fact that you had to say "son" - that's a  deal breaker for me.  First, what makes you think you're older than man? Secondly, God damn, what's with the "Son" thing? are you from Texas or what?

No successful person over the age of 30 would engage in something like this.  You have more important things to do with your time.  For example, spending time with your wife and kids, working on your home, working, etc.

Also, as you mentioned earlier in the thread, you didn't want to go out because you had the early game today.  Even though you stayed up until 3:00 AM, but I digress.  If you are incapable of knowing how to stay out and have a good time without feeling pain the next morning, you haven't had enough experience doing so.

Again, maybe, someday, you'll understand these things.  Until then, I'd suggest you find another hobby and guilty pleasure.  This one just makes you look like a stupid kid...even if you aren't.

[Rams]

Oh crap, here I go. I'm glad this is anonymous.  I don't wanna go googling for you, and I don't wanna stay out late since we have the early game.  All I know is that the panjandrum was a failed British breaching device during WWII.  I think you seem like a standup guy - a guy i would enjoy sharing a beer with, except for the fact that you had to say "son" - that's a  deal breaker for me.  First, what makes you think you're older than man? Secondly, God damn, what's with the "Son" thing? are you from Texas or what?

No successful person over the age of 30 would engage in something like this.  You have more important things to do with your time.  For example, spending time with your wife and kids, working on your home, working, etc.

Also, as you mentioned earlier in the thread, you didn't want to go out because you had the early game today.  Even though you stayed up until 3:00 AM, but I digress.  If you are incapable of knowing how to stay out and have a good time without feeling pain the next morning, you haven't had enough experience doing so.

Again, maybe, someday, you'll understand these things.  Until then, I'd suggest you find another hobby and guilty pleasure.  This one just makes you look like a stupid kid...even if you aren't.

Yeah...I think he is though.  The more I read through his posts, the more I'm convinced this is a high school kid that probably just got into KU for next year and is excited about it.  His parents may have taken him to San Antonio and he just wasn't allowed to stay out late so he came back to the hotel and got on here.  The fear of swearing, the misspellings, the immature comments about salary, the aversion to being called "son"...it all adds up now.

Seriously guys, let's take it easy on the kid.  I'm fine with attacking college age and older, but this just feels icky.  I mean, we can bbs with him, but let's leave the gloves on.  Don't wanna make the news because some HS kid offed himself after being bullied on this message board. 

So where you from, kid?

[Panjandrum]

Oh crap, here I go. I'm glad this is anonymous.  I don't wanna go googling for you, and I don't wanna stay out late since we have the early game.  All I know is that the panjandrum was a failed British breaching device during WWII.  I think you seem like a standup guy - a guy i would enjoy sharing a beer with, except for the fact that you had to say "son" - that's a  deal breaker for me.  First, what makes you think you're older than man? Secondly, God damn, what's with the "Son" thing? are you from Texas or what?

No successful person over the age of 30 would engage in something like this.  You have more important things to do with your time.  For example, spending time with your wife and kids, working on your home, working, etc.

Also, as you mentioned earlier in the thread, you didn't want to go out because you had the early game today.  Even though you stayed up until 3:00 AM, but I digress.  If you are incapable of knowing how to stay out and have a good time without feeling pain the next morning, you haven't had enough experience doing so.

Again, maybe, someday, you'll understand these things.  Until then, I'd suggest you find another hobby and guilty pleasure.  This one just makes you look like a stupid kid...even if you aren't.

Yeah...I think he is though.  The more I read through his posts, the more I'm convinced this is a high school kid that probably just got into KU for next year and is excited about it.  His parents may have taken him to San Antonio and he just wasn't allowed to stay out late so he came back to the hotel and got on here.  The fear of swearing, the misspellings, the immature comments about salary, the aversion to being called "son"...it all adds up now.

Seriously guys, let's take it easy on the kid.  I'm fine with attacking college age and older, but this just feels icky.  I mean, we can bbs with him, but let's leave the gloves on.  Don't wanna make the news because some HS kid offed himself after being bullied on this message board. 

So where you from, kid?

Well said.  If everything I posted on the Internet at eighteen were out for public disclosure, I'd probably be embarrassed as well.

I'm done.  I hope he enjoys his time at KU. 

[the KHAN!]

Panjandrum:

A very keen post on your part. 

Your handle reflects a failed design for an incendiary device during WWII (does it subconsciously reflect a failure on your part?), and I appreciate the esoteric/obscure reference.

I am currently in San Antonio, and I have some down time at the hotel between games.  Yes, I've been posting after going out on the riverwalk.  Consider this my guilty pleasure.

Overall, your post demonstrates some good smack talk.  I think you should be able to leverage your skills successfully in your professional life.

It's a guilty pleasure that speaks volumes about your own insecurity and lack of maturity.

Son, from one professional to another, I would suggest you reflect upon the gravity of this statement, and tell me what you think.

You're on vacation, in a beautiful city, on a Saturday night, and you're trying to get a rise out of KSU fans from your hotel room. 

That says everything about you I need to know.

Also, you're incorrect on the reference.  Google Samuel Foote.  Since you already wikied my handle, you may as well do it right this time.

Go out, get drunk, and live life.  Don't spend it being a douche on a message board.  Aim higher.

Oh crap, here I go. I'm glad this is anonymous.  I don't wanna go googling for you, and I don't wanna stay out late since we have the early game.  All I know is that the panjandrum was a failed British breaching device during WWII.  I think you seem like a standup guy - a guy i would enjoy sharing a beer with, except for the fact that you had to say "son" - that's a  deal breaker for me.  First, what makes you think you're older than man? Secondly, God damn, what's with the "Son" thing? are you from Texas or what?

Son, it's a sign of disrespect. I would say it to you, even if you were older than me. It means I consider you to be a child in comparison to me, son.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Fact:  K-Straight>>>>Gay Jew.  This really about sums it up.
Fact:  KSU men are god fearing, productive citizens, that people across the world admire.  Men want to be them and women want to be with them.
Fact:  ku wimps are a bunch of johnson county mamma's boys who are scared to move more that 30 minutes away from the oak park mall.  Most will break down when confronted by a challenging situation like having a flat tire.

The rest you can just make up to fill your allotted time slot.  Be both convincing and entertaining and this topic should produce an automatic A.

ku fans, take notes.  This is how a real sock works.

[mcmwcat]

statistics say that you'd be even more successful had you gone to ksu fwiw.

But hey, I"m happy if you are happy duder.

bell curve

boom

roasted

[Dugout DickStone]

Should have stayed out.  Last night in town and all.