Author Topic: K-State v. kU talking points (Read 19730 times)

kstatefreak42 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 26, 2011, 09:02:32 AM »

More Like Gay-State

PowercatPat · « **Reply #26 on:** March 26, 2011, 09:03:26 AM »

Dax will give you plenty of reasons and examples of why we are better.

the KHAN! · « **Reply #27 on:** March 26, 2011, 12:42:26 PM »

We beat UT with regularity. KU loses to UT with regularity.

EMAWzified · « **Reply #28 on:** March 26, 2011, 12:47:24 PM »

Scientific analysis has shown sqwawkers to be dumb, poor and old. So don't got there if you want to be smart, rich and young.
Q@s also smell much, much better.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #29 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:41:02 PM »

Quote from: FranklyFrankYou on March 26, 2011, 01:33:30 AM

Damn...you guys are effing dicks. Kid, there is an article from the KC Star website that proves(statistically) that KSU alumnus are better in pretty much every way then KU grads...if you can use power point i would suggest shoving in a picture of pillsbury...which is probably one of the best places in america to have a good time at...but primarily i would focus on the article that states that we are better than KU and MU fans(post grad) in pretty much every imaginable way...really hope you have a better time at KSU than my last cousin(who developed nut cancer and had to go back to TX) either way if you need a link to the article pm me and i will send it your way.

Right here. Use facts, and scientific data. Ron stomp in their longhorn faces.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #30 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:48:07 PM »

Quote from: Dirty Sanchez on March 26, 2011, 07:52:07 AM

2. Use better spelling and grammar. K-Staters have higher standards.

Agreed. S-Q-U-A-W-K. Just remember that it ends with WK (like Andrew WK, I guess?).

Also,

FutureCat · « **Reply #31 on:** March 26, 2011, 02:41:22 PM »

Ok, i've done some research and here are my notes:

Well I started by comparing the records/accomplishments in basketball, but frankly it was embarassing and I don't think I could construct a cohesive argument in favor of K-State vis-a-vis Kansas.

So I decided to focus on Football, since I've always heard that we own KU in football. I was shocked to learn that:

Kansas leads the all-time series 65-38-5 :o
Kansas leads in Lawrence: 37-16-2
Kansas leads in Manhattan: 27-22-3
Kansas' all-time record is 568–550–58 (.508) compared to K-State's, which is 466–610–41 (.436)
Both teams have the same number of bowl victories, and Kansas won the Orange bowl just a few years ago!
Kansas has 8 conference titles compared to K-State's 5

Kansas has won 3 of the last 5? wtf?

All of this was pretty disheartening, so I decided to parse that KC Star article for some salient points. However, my teacher would not approve of me claiming that polling data as scientific. Unfortunately, the poll doesn't measure alums living in the KC area, but rather individuals who identify themselves as fans of the program. Surely the income data for KU fans is diluted due to the number of bandwagon fans in KC who like the Jayhawks, since they are essentially the NBA team of KC, but probably don't hold a degree from that institution. So, sadly, I was again left grasping at straws.

Now I understand why you say UT is your rival and not KU - because they pretty much own your cacty @sses in every way possible. So, you start threads attempting to criticize the success of the program as a way of feeling just a little bit better about your continual failures. Because I, like Mr. Sheen, am a fan of winning (duh), I have decided to become one of the 51% of applicants who, though accepted, decide not to attend KSU. I will now be applying to attend that winning school in Lawrence. Sure, I will be giving up my need based scholarship at KSU, but I'd rather graduate with debt from KU than graduate from the Other SChool in Kansas debt-free.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #32 on:** March 26, 2011, 02:51:16 PM »

Lol, another ku fan who thinks the earth is flat. You will fit in in Lawrencetucky. Bring your banjo

OregonSmock · « **Reply #33 on:** March 26, 2011, 02:52:06 PM »

Quote from: FutureCat on March 26, 2011, 02:41:22 PM

Ok, i've done some research and here are my notes:

Well I started by comparing the records/accomplishments in basketball, but frankly it was embarassing and I don't think I could construct a cohesive argument in favor of K-State vis-a-vis Kansas.

So I decided to focus on Football, since I've always heard that we own KU in football. I was shocked to learn that:

Kansas leads the all-time series 65-38-5 :o
Kansas leads in Lawrence: 37-16-2
Kansas leads in Manhattan: 27-22-3
Kansas' all-time record is 568–550–58 (.508) compared to K-State's, which is 466–610–41 (.436)
Both teams have the same number of bowl victories, and Kansas won the Orange bowl just a few years ago!
Kansas has 8 conference titles compared to K-State's 5
Kansas has won 3 of the last 5? wtf?

All of this was pretty disheartening, so I decided to parse that KC Star article for some salient points. However, my teacher would not approve of me claiming that polling data as scientific. Unfortunately, the poll doesn't measure alums living in the KC area, but rather individuals who identify themselves as fans of the program. Surely the income data for KU fans is diluted due to the number of bandwagon fans in KC who like the Jayhawks, since they are essentially the NBA team of KC, but probably don't hold a degree from that institution. So, sadly, I was again left grasping at straws.

Now I understand why you say UT is your rival and not KU - because they pretty much own your cacty @sses in every way possible. So, you start threads attempting to criticize the success of the program as a way of feeling just a little bit better about your continual failures. Because I, like Mr. Sheen, am a fan of winning (duh), I have decided to become one of the 51% of applicants who, though accepted, decide not to attend KSU. I will now be applying to attend that winning school in Lawrence. Sure, I will be giving up my need based scholarship at KSU, but I'd rather graduate with debt from KU than graduate from the Other SChool in Kansas debt-free.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #34 on:** March 26, 2011, 02:53:08 PM »

Quote from: FutureCat on March 26, 2011, 02:41:22 PM

Ok, i've done some research and here are my notes:

Well I started by comparing the records/accomplishments in basketball, but frankly it was embarassing and I don't think I could construct a cohesive argument in favor of K-State vis-a-vis Kansas.

So I decided to focus on Football, since I've always heard that we own KU in football. I was shocked to learn that:

Kansas leads the all-time series 65-38-5 :o
Kansas leads in Lawrence: 37-16-2
Kansas leads in Manhattan: 27-22-3
Kansas' all-time record is 568–550–58 (.508) compared to K-State's, which is 466–610–41 (.436)
Both teams have the same number of bowl victories, and Kansas won the Orange bowl just a few years ago!
Kansas has 8 conference titles compared to K-State's 5
Kansas has won 3 of the last 5? wtf?

All of this was pretty disheartening, so I decided to parse that KC Star article for some salient points. However, my teacher would not approve of me claiming that polling data as scientific. Unfortunately, the poll doesn't measure alums living in the KC area, but rather individuals who identify themselves as fans of the program. Surely the income data for KU fans is diluted due to the number of bandwagon fans in KC who like the Jayhawks, since they are essentially the NBA team of KC, but probably don't hold a degree from that institution. So, sadly, I was again left grasping at straws.

Now I understand why you say UT is your rival and not KU - because they pretty much own your cacty @sses in every way possible. So, you start threads attempting to criticize the success of the program as a way of feeling just a little bit better about your continual failures. Because I, like Mr. Sheen, am a fan of winning (duh), I have decided to become one of the 51% of applicants who, though accepted, decide not to attend KSU. I will now be applying to attend that winning school in Lawrence. Sure, I will be giving up my need based scholarship at KSU, but I'd rather graduate with debt from KU than graduate from the Other SChool in Kansas debt-free.

Might want to think about changing your name to FutureHawk.

pike · « **Reply #35 on:** March 26, 2011, 02:58:06 PM »

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #36 on:** March 26, 2011, 03:01:12 PM »

Need based = poor

You will indeed fit in.

nicname · « **Reply #37 on:** March 26, 2011, 03:09:09 PM »

Quote from: FutureCat on March 26, 2011, 02:41:22 PM

Ok, i've done some research and here are my notes:

Well I started by comparing the records/accomplishments in basketball, but frankly it was embarassing and I don't think I could construct a cohesive argument in favor of K-State vis-a-vis Kansas.

So I decided to focus on Football, since I've always heard that we own KU in football. I was shocked to learn that:

Kansas leads the all-time series 65-38-5 :o
Kansas leads in Lawrence: 37-16-2
Kansas leads in Manhattan: 27-22-3
Kansas' all-time record is 568–550–58 (.508) compared to K-State's, which is 466–610–41 (.436)
Both teams have the same number of bowl victories, and Kansas won the Orange bowl just a few years ago!
Kansas has 8 conference titles compared to K-State's 5
Kansas has won 3 of the last 5? wtf?

All of this was pretty disheartening, so I decided to parse that KC Star article for some salient points. However, my teacher would not approve of me claiming that polling data as scientific. Unfortunately, the poll doesn't measure alums living in the KC area, but rather individuals who identify themselves as fans of the program. Surely the income data for KU fans is diluted due to the number of bandwagon fans in KC who like the Jayhawks, since they are essentially the NBA team of KC, but probably don't hold a degree from that institution. So, sadly, I was again left grasping at straws.

Now I understand why you say UT is your rival and not KU - because they pretty much own your cacty @sses in every way possible. So, you start threads attempting to criticize the success of the program as a way of feeling just a little bit better about your continual failures. Because I, like Mr. Sheen, am a fan of winning (duh), I have decided to become one of the 51% of applicants who, though accepted, decide not to attend KSU. I will now be applying to attend that winning school in Lawrence. Sure, I will be giving up my need based scholarship at KSU, but I'd rather graduate with debt from KU than graduate from the Other SChool in Kansas debt-free.

Saw this coming a mile away. Either this or it was a KSU sock.

pike · « **Reply #38 on:** March 26, 2011, 03:10:38 PM »

Quote from: nicname on March 26, 2011, 03:09:09 PM

Quote from: FutureCat on March 26, 2011, 02:41:22 PM
Ok, i've done some research and here are my notes:

Well I started by comparing the records/accomplishments in basketball, but frankly it was embarassing and I don't think I could construct a cohesive argument in favor of K-State vis-a-vis Kansas.

So I decided to focus on Football, since I've always heard that we own KU in football. I was shocked to learn that:

Kansas leads the all-time series 65-38-5 :o
Kansas leads in Lawrence: 37-16-2
Kansas leads in Manhattan: 27-22-3
Kansas' all-time record is 568–550–58 (.508) compared to K-State's, which is 466–610–41 (.436)
Both teams have the same number of bowl victories, and Kansas won the Orange bowl just a few years ago!
Kansas has 8 conference titles compared to K-State's 5
Kansas has won 3 of the last 5? wtf?

All of this was pretty disheartening, so I decided to parse that KC Star article for some salient points. However, my teacher would not approve of me claiming that polling data as scientific. Unfortunately, the poll doesn't measure alums living in the KC area, but rather individuals who identify themselves as fans of the program. Surely the income data for KU fans is diluted due to the number of bandwagon fans in KC who like the Jayhawks, since they are essentially the NBA team of KC, but probably don't hold a degree from that institution. So, sadly, I was again left grasping at straws.

Now I understand why you say UT is your rival and not KU - because they pretty much own your cacty @sses in every way possible. So, you start threads attempting to criticize the success of the program as a way of feeling just a little bit better about your continual failures. Because I, like Mr. Sheen, am a fan of winning (duh), I have decided to become one of the 51% of applicants who, though accepted, decide not to attend KSU. I will now be applying to attend that winning school in Lawrence. Sure, I will be giving up my need based scholarship at KSU, but I'd rather graduate with debt from KU than graduate from the Other SChool in Kansas debt-free.

Saw this coming a mile away. Either this or it was a KSU sock.

I think we all saw it

We deserve better KU socks than this clown

OregonSmock · « **Reply #39 on:** March 26, 2011, 03:12:47 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on March 26, 2011, 03:01:12 PM

Need based = poor

You will indeed fit in.

Isn't the statute of limitations up on your little KC Star article? Good grief, man. Say it, don't spray it.

Trim · « **Reply #40 on:** March 26, 2011, 03:17:26 PM »

This joke really needed to be slow-played more.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #41 on:** March 26, 2011, 03:19:22 PM »

Ben fights fire with fire!

Panjandrum · « **Reply #42 on:** March 26, 2011, 03:24:52 PM »

It's like this site caught VD from the Phog or something.

When did all of their shitty posters start thinking it was cool to come over and act like jackoffs?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #43 on:** March 26, 2011, 03:37:31 PM »

Quote from: Panjandrum on March 26, 2011, 03:24:52 PM

It's like this site caught VD from the Phog or something.

When did all of their cacty posters start thinking it was cool to come over and act like jackoffs?

It's the first time in over a year they have had a leg up in any sport of any kind. They are yearning for our validation.

OregonSmock · « **Reply #44 on:** March 26, 2011, 03:39:32 PM »

KU alumni:

http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=University_of_Kansas/Salary

Salary Ranges by Job:

Architect $41,621 - $64,544
Attorney / Lawyer $50,942 - $118,007
Financial Analyst    $43,930 - $53,147
Executive Director, Non-Profit Organization   $44,547 - $65,043
Project Manager, Construction   $59,495 - $96,683

Popular Degrees     Salary Range

Bachelor of Arts (BA/AB)   $39,000 - $92,000
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Computer Science (CS)   $50,250 - $119,792
Master of Social Work (MSW)   $37,000 - $77,500
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Journalism and Mass Communication   $38,898 - $98,264
Bachelor of Science (BS)   $61,042 - $103,177

Popular Companies     Salary Range

University of Kansas   $34,960 - $70,750
Sprint Nextel Corporation   $63,846 - $98,121
Cerner Corporation   $45,500 - $70,000
Garmin International   $71,228 - $93,667
Burns & Mcdonnell   $62,750 - $86,500

Popular Cities     Salary Range

Kansas City, Missouri   $42,896 - $79,102
Overland Park, Kansas   $40,632 - $79,445
Kansas City, Kansas   $42,151 - $81,375
Lawrence, Kansas   $33,268 - $53,511
Chicago, Illinois   $48,063 - $79,544

Student Gender:

Male: 53%
Female: 47%

K-State alumni:

http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=Kansas_State_University_%28KSU%29/Salary

Salary Ranges by Job:

Veterinarian   $51,408 - $72,046
Project Manager, Construction   $54,351 - $86,610
Mechanical Engineer   $53,453 - $67,506
Architect $49,824 - $61,424
Software Engineer   $59,926 - $68,752

Popular Degrees     Salary Range

Bachelor of Science (BS)   $41,500 - $71,469
Bachelor of Architecture (b.arch) $45,138 - $77,882
Master of Science (MS)   $59,000 - $78,812
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Business Administration   $44,169 - $57,000
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Construction Management   $58,585 - $88,510

Popular Companies     Salary Range

Kansas State University (KSU)   $41,598 - $55,042
Honeywell International Inc   $70,811 - $90,000
U.S. Army   $31,444 - $60,363
Perceptive Software, Inc.   $42,000 - $63,214
Cerner Corporation   $41,494 - $67,950

Popular Cities     Salary Range

Kansas City, Missouri   $43,980 - $75,156
Wichita, Kansas   $43,524 - $72,953
Overland Park, Kansas   $41,070 - $76,466
Manhattan, Kansas   $35,634 - $61,107
Kansas City, Kansas   $39,005 - $68,937

Student Gender:

Men: 63%
Women: 37%

In summary, KU alums make more money, get better jobs, relocate to cities outside the state of Kansas, and have close to a 1:1 male/female ratio.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #45 on:** March 26, 2011, 03:40:11 PM »

Season of Fail extended into the Fall of 2010 . . . so yes, there's a lot of built up angst and needed validation.

EllToPay · « **Reply #46 on:** March 26, 2011, 03:42:09 PM »

Quote from: OregonHawk on March 26, 2011, 03:39:32 PM

KU alumni:

http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=University_of_Kansas/Salary

Salary Ranges by Job:

Architect $41,621 - $64,544
Attorney / Lawyer $50,942 - $118,007
Financial Analyst    $43,930 - $53,147
Executive Director, Non-Profit Organization   $44,547 - $65,043
Project Manager, Construction   $59,495 - $96,683

Popular Degrees     Salary Range

Bachelor of Arts (BA/AB)   $39,000 - $92,000
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Computer Science (CS)   $50,250 - $119,792
Master of Social Work (MSW)   $37,000 - $77,500
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Journalism and Mass Communication   $38,898 - $98,264
Bachelor of Science (BS)   $61,042 - $103,177

Popular Companies     Salary Range

University of Kansas   $34,960 - $70,750
Sprint Nextel Corporation   $63,846 - $98,121
Cerner Corporation   $45,500 - $70,000
Garmin International   $71,228 - $93,667
Burns & Mcdonnell   $62,750 - $86,500

Popular Cities     Salary Range

Kansas City, Missouri   $42,896 - $79,102
Overland Park, Kansas   $40,632 - $79,445
Kansas City, Kansas   $42,151 - $81,375
Lawrence, Kansas   $33,268 - $53,511
Chicago, Illinois   $48,063 - $79,544

Student Gender:

Male: 53%
Female: 47%

K-State alumni:

http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=Kansas_State_University_%28KSU%29/Salary

Salary Ranges by Job:

Veterinarian   $51,408 - $72,046
Project Manager, Construction   $54,351 - $86,610
Mechanical Engineer   $53,453 - $67,506
Architect $49,824 - $61,424
Software Engineer   $59,926 - $68,752

Popular Degrees     Salary Range

Bachelor of Science (BS)   $41,500 - $71,469
Bachelor of Architecture (b.arch) $45,138 - $77,882
Master of Science (MS)   $59,000 - $78,812
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Business Administration   $44,169 - $57,000
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Construction Management   $58,585 - $88,510

Popular Companies     Salary Range

Kansas State University (KSU)   $41,598 - $55,042
Honeywell International Inc   $70,811 - $90,000
U.S. Army   $31,444 - $60,363
Perceptive Software, Inc.   $42,000 - $63,214
Cerner Corporation   $41,494 - $67,950

Popular Cities     Salary Range

Kansas City, Missouri   $43,980 - $75,156
Wichita, Kansas   $43,524 - $72,953
Overland Park, Kansas   $41,070 - $76,466
Manhattan, Kansas   $35,634 - $61,107
Kansas City, Kansas   $39,005 - $68,937

Student Gender:

Men: 63%
Women: 37%

In summary, KU alums make more money, get better jobs, relocate to cities outside the state of Kansas, and have close to a 1:1 male/female ratio.

someone put this guy on suicide watch.

pike · « **Reply #47 on:** March 26, 2011, 03:43:57 PM »

Beems probably thinks the Earth is flat also.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #48 on:** March 26, 2011, 03:44:44 PM »

Ben I know you're not always very smart, but one of the things that increases the difference is a post graduate degree . . . more times than not people with post graduate degree's give more money back to their undergraduate alma mater than the school they got their graduate degrees from. Lots of K-State graduates go on to law and medical school.

OregonSmock · « **Reply #49 on:** March 26, 2011, 03:45:11 PM »

It's been a while since I've owned you guys this hard. Feels pretty good.