Author Topic: K-State v. kU talking points (Read 19757 times)

FutureCat · « **on:** March 26, 2011, 12:40:55 AM »

Hey guys!

I am a high school senior from Texas and I just got accepted to K-State recently. My stepdad is an alum so I know quiet a bit about the school and i'm very excited. Since I got accepted Ive been looking around at a few message boards and find this one to be the funniest and probably most in touch with the actual students. Anyway I have to give a 5 minute speech for a class in a couple weeks about anything, so I wanted to give a speech about why K-State is better than kU. Ive been reading this site quiet a bit so I can see that theres a lot of humor and camrodery(sp?), which makes me excited about the school. So I was wondering if you could provide me with some good talking points about us v. kU. Because this is for a class it can't be vulgar or too crazy, it needs to be pretty legit and verifiable because it will be graded. Any good info you could provide would be much appreciated. See y'all in aggieville next year!

EMAW!!!

8manpick · « **Reply #1 on:** March 26, 2011, 12:45:18 AM »

Quote from: FutureCat on March 26, 2011, 12:40:55 AM

Hey guys!

I am a high school senior from Texas and I just got accepted to K-State recently. My stepdad is an alum so I know quiet a bit about the school and i'm very excited. Since I got accepted Ive been looking around at a few message boards and find this one to be the funniest and probably most in touch with the actual students. Anyway I have to give a 5 minute speech for a class in a couple weeks about anything, so I wanted to give a speech about why K-State is better than kU. Ive been reading this site quiet a bit so I can see that theres a lot of humor and camrodery(sp?), which makes me excited about the school. So I was wondering if you could provide me with some good talking points about us v. kU. Because this is for a class it can't be vulgar or too crazy, it needs to be pretty legit and verifiable because it will be graded. Any good info you could provide would be much appreciated. See y'all in aggieville next year!

EMAW!!!

pike · « **Reply #2 on:** March 26, 2011, 12:45:28 AM »

jtksu · « **Reply #3 on:** March 26, 2011, 12:49:15 AM »

eff it, I already like the guy.

FutureCat · « **Reply #4 on:** March 26, 2011, 12:56:28 AM »

I kno I'm still in high school, but I already hate the sqwuaks. Isn't that enough to like me?

Srsly, I need some good ideas. Stuff like the most recent bball beatdown of the hawks, and the last football game, maybe some stats and stuff. I need a good grade in this class!

nicname · « **Reply #5 on:** March 26, 2011, 12:56:38 AM »

I think a better tactic would be to do a 5 minute speech on why KSU>UT

Havs · « **Reply #6 on:** March 26, 2011, 12:59:44 AM »

Kansas doesn't have a rivalry called Farmageddon. Nuff said.

FutureCat · « **Reply #7 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:03:05 AM »

Quote from: nicname on March 26, 2011, 12:56:38 AM

I think a better tactic would be to do a 5 minute speech on why KSU>UT

lol, I don't wanna get cornered in the parking lot. PPl would be much more willing to hear negative stuff about kU than UT here. I gotta represent the goodness of the Little Apple!

nicname · « **Reply #8 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:05:42 AM »

Quote from: FutureCat on March 26, 2011, 01:03:05 AM

Quote from: nicname on March 26, 2011, 12:56:38 AM
I think a better tactic would be to do a 5 minute speech on why KSU>UT

lol, I don't wanna get cornered in the parking lot. PPl would be much more willing to hear negative stuff about kU than UT here. I gotta represent the goodness of the Little Apple!

Your setting is prime territory for some UT smack. Discussing KSU > KU will likely get you

. A true EMAW goes directly into the lions den and

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WildcatNation · « **Reply #9 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:06:32 AM »

we have the

FutureCat · « **Reply #10 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:12:05 AM »

Quote from: nicname on March 26, 2011, 01:05:42 AM

Quote from: FutureCat on March 26, 2011, 01:03:05 AM
Quote from: nicname on March 26, 2011, 12:56:38 AM
I think a better tactic would be to do a 5 minute speech on why KSU>UT

lol, I don't wanna get cornered in the parking lot. PPl would be much more willing to hear negative stuff about kU than UT here. I gotta represent the goodness of the Little Apple!

Your setting is prime territory for some UT smack. Discussing KSU > KU will likely get you . A true EMAW goes directly into the lions den and .

Maybe I could mix in a little UT smack but I also want to be an advocate for the merits of KSU, and I can tell from reading this board that a lot of EMAW pride comes from how we are a better/more respectful program than kU. When I tell my friends I'm coming here they always try to talk about how kU is better just cuz they don't really know anything about us. So I need some good talking points! Some really undeniable stuff...

pike · « **Reply #11 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:12:56 AM »

Quote from: FutureCat on March 26, 2011, 01:12:05 AM

Quote from: nicname on March 26, 2011, 01:05:42 AM
Quote from: FutureCat on March 26, 2011, 01:03:05 AM
Quote from: nicname on March 26, 2011, 12:56:38 AM
I think a better tactic would be to do a 5 minute speech on why KSU>UT

lol, I don't wanna get cornered in the parking lot. PPl would be much more willing to hear negative stuff about kU than UT here. I gotta represent the goodness of the Little Apple!

Your setting is prime territory for some UT smack. Discussing KSU > KU will likely get you . A true EMAW goes directly into the lions den and .

Maybe I could mix in a little UT smack but I also want to be an advocate for the merits of KSU, and I can tell from reading this board that a lot of EMAW pride comes from how we are a better/more respectful program than kU. When I tell my friends I'm coming here they always try to talk about how kU is better just cuz they don't really know anything about us. So I need some good talking points! Some really undeniable stuff...

DoDRepeat · « **Reply #12 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:14:28 AM »

Merits and respect came from reading this board? jfc.

FutureCat · « **Reply #13 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:23:49 AM »

Quote from: DoDRepeat on March 26, 2011, 01:14:28 AM

Merits and respect came from reading this board? jfc.

I'm sorry, you guys seem kinda weird about me asking this. I gotta go to bed now, but I guess i can go to the scout board tomorrow. I just thought you guys seemed more tuned in to the real facts about it

TrueBlueHawk · « **Reply #14 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:27:55 AM »

Nut up kid. Seriously, nobody down there will give a crap about some random ass points you have to make about why some school 10 hours away is "better" than another school 10 hours away. Also, it would probably be easier to represent why state is better than the shorthorns due to the recent DOMINANCE over them in all sports (which is even funnier due to them making a claim to being the best all around athletic program in the country, as opposed to Kansas where we know we suck on the gridiron, and well basically anything that doesn't involve guys playing with a basketball).

pike · « **Reply #15 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:30:42 AM »

Quote from: FutureCat on March 26, 2011, 01:23:49 AM

Quote from: DoDRepeat on March 26, 2011, 01:14:28 AM
Merits and respect came from reading this board? jfc.

I'm sorry, you guys seem kinda weird about me asking this. I gotta go to bed now, but I guess i can go to the scout board tomorrow. I just thought you guys seemed more tuned in to the real facts about it

FranklyFrankYou · « **Reply #16 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:33:30 AM »

Damn...you guys are rough ridin' dicks. Kid, there is an article from the KC Star website that proves(statistically) that KSU alumnus are better in pretty much every way then KU grads...if you can use power point i would suggest shoving in a picture of pillsbury...which is probably one of the best places in america to have a good time at...but primarily i would focus on the article that states that we are better than KU and MU fans(post grad) in pretty much every imaginable way...really hope you have a better time at KSU than my last cousin(who developed nut cancer and had to go back to TX) either way if you need a link to the article pm me and i will send it your way.

FutureCat · « **Reply #17 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:34:58 AM »

TrueBlue Hawk - you are a sqwauk, and by definition that means I hate you, and you are a liar and a cheater and everything you say is bullcac, so eff off! If there are actually any real CATS on this board, I look forward to reading your replys in the morning. GET OUT OF HERE SQWUAK!

TrueBlueHawk · « **Reply #18 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:50:41 AM »

Quote from: FutureCat on March 26, 2011, 01:34:58 AM

TrueBlue Hawk - you are a sqwauk, and by definition that means I hate you, and you are a liar and a cheater and everything you say is bullcac, so eff off! If there are actually any real CATS on this board, I look forward to reading your replys in the morning. GET OUT OF HERE SQWUAK!

Well so much for going to bed.. And I'm not exactly sure why "by definition" you have to hate me? I do not hate any of the cats, and respect the fanbase for the most part and can seemingly have knowledgeable conversations about college basketball with all my state friends. Also, I'm not exactly sure where all this hatred is coming from, especially considering you live in Tejas and did not grow up having to endure the beatings the cats took in basketball and the annihilations El Roberson, Darren Sproles, Terrance Newman and co. put on my Jayhawks.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #19 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:51:51 AM »

Quote from: FutureCat on March 26, 2011, 01:34:58 AM

TrueBlue Hawk - you are a sqwauk, and by definition that means I hate you, and you are a liar and a cheater and everything you say is bullcac, so eff off! If there are actually any real CATS on this board, I look forward to reading your replys in the morning. GET OUT OF HERE SQWUAK!

They aren't our rivals, bro.

pike · « **Reply #20 on:** March 26, 2011, 02:41:10 AM »

Quote from: EMAWmeister on March 26, 2011, 01:51:51 AM

Quote from: FutureCat on March 26, 2011, 01:34:58 AM
TrueBlue Hawk - you are a sqwauk, and by definition that means I hate you, and you are a liar and a cheater and everything you say is bullcac, so eff off! If there are actually any real CATS on this board, I look forward to reading your replys in the morning. GET OUT OF HERE SQWUAK!

They aren't our rivals, bro.

Yeah. KU is basically on the same level as Washburn or Ft. Hays state....don't really know what they do and I don't really care

Pett · « **Reply #21 on:** March 26, 2011, 02:42:47 AM »

We aren't slave owners. Welcome!

Trim · « **Reply #22 on:** March 26, 2011, 06:31:12 AM »

I'm gonna have to talk to Bosco about this future cat.

Dirty Sanchez · « **Reply #23 on:** March 26, 2011, 07:52:07 AM »

1. Welcome to K-State
2. Use better spelling and grammar. K-Staters have higher standards.

KITNfury · « **Reply #24 on:** March 26, 2011, 08:57:02 AM »

For a speech like this, where it's supposed to srs, you should also use Weefer's old talking points: Goldwater, Truman, etc. Someone link him those statistics.