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old katpak lexicon (PLUS NEW ADMISSIONS ACCEPTED!!!!!!!)
« on: February 18, 2010, 09:29:22 PM »
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GRCOAT: Greatest Recruiting Class of All Time. This refers to the legendary recruiting class that Huggins (covered later) will bring in for 2007. The recruits linked to K-State are, in no particular order, OJ Mayo, Bill Walker, Michael Beasley , Herb Pope, Tyrel Reed, AJ Stewart, DJamer Kennedy, Dejuan Blair.

mombeasey: A user on scout.com that is either a Charlotte or a Pitt fan, who likes to remind us that Michael Beasley is looking elsewhere.

Huggins: Head Coach Bob Huggins, legendary NCAA Basketball Head Coach.

MCMW: More Criminals, More Wins.

MysTran: Mystery Transfer. For the 2006 season, we will land a "big name" recruit that will make the rest of the Big XII groan. This is MysTran.

KATPAK: An assortment, of K-State branded items, including Nacho Cheese Sauce, Hot Picante Salsa, and Hot Sauce. Also available is a K-State beanbag, a K-State golf head cover, and a K-State "I'm the star" CD. Can be customized to any other team for $3.95 a PAK.

Low-Rents: A non-sensical name for Lawrence, where rent is in fact high!

EMAW: ksufans copycat. Not used anymore because it's not PC.

MAW: Make-a-wish. A very long complicated process our rivals are going through every day. As previous wishes are crushed, new ones pop up. See RustyKSU' post on this subject, in this thread.

"The Buckeyes will be Exposed!": A phrase that refers to the "other-other" site associated with K-State athletics. It can not be linked here, due to the filter automatically removing it.

***FOOTBALL RELATED TERMS***, you can stop reading here!

Prince: Head Coach Ron Prince
LSnyder: Legendary Head Coach LHC Bill Snyder
Golden Boy: Golden Boy Josh Freeman
WTF: What the @#%$?

I will add more later as they come along. Thank you for your interest, and continued patronage of K-State Athletics.


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Re: old katpak lexicon
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2010, 09:38:46 PM »
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Re: old katpak lexicon
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2010, 09:50:33 PM »
One of the football section: FreeMAW

Others:
EPAW
SLTH
Y.N.W.A.

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Re: old katpak lexicon
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2010, 09:51:17 PM »
hugginistas
fwiw this is a copy/paste job from the original post, on Phog.net. :cool:
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Re: old katpak lexicon
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2010, 10:13:26 PM »
E-16 - The very selective group of elite universities who have hosted ESPN's College Gameday on their campus for both basketball and football.

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Re: old katpak lexicon
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2010, 10:20:55 PM »
'Paker = gathering of board elites in person.  Beautiful people, usually drinking and always smelling good.  It is part of the goEMAW lifestyle that everyone make a pilgrimmage to at least one.

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Re: old katpak lexicon
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2010, 11:13:46 PM »
FP, TC, etc

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Re: old katpak lexicon
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2010, 11:34:40 PM »
'Paker = gathering of board elites in person.  Beautiful people, usually drinking and always smelling good.  It is part of the goEMAW lifestyle that everyone make a pilgrimmage to at least one.
it's actually KATPAK which then evolved into PAK'n, which then evolved into getting PAK'd

Let's KATPAK for the game
We we're PAK'n
At the PAK, we got PAK'd


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Re: old katpak lexicon
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2010, 12:01:32 AM »
don't forget abbreviated words...

oppy - either an oppurtunity or an opponent
def. - definitely

as well as

the Dr. Pepper - The Big 12 championship game
the Phillips 66 - the Big 12 mens basketball tourney

the above are mostly courtesy of fatty

KITN - kick in the nutz <<<----- always thought this one was pretty lame.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: old katpak lexicon
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2010, 07:28:21 AM »
MysTran



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Re: old katpak lexicon
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2010, 07:44:20 AM »
EMAW - Does not mean Every Man A Wildcat.  Only tards think this.  Can mean:
-Loving KSU (adj.??), "He's very EMAW" or feeling very emotional towards KSU "I'm feeling very EMAWy right now"
-Celebrating KSU events very heartily (verb), "He was EMAWing his ass off"
-A person or persons that are very good KSU fans (noun), "Me and some EMAWs are going to spray paint Vanier to rile up the boys"

Same with KatPak as clams pointed out.
-As the Phog.net post stated, it can be the grouping of the most popular KSU items (nacho cheese/golf headcover being the most popular of said grouping but also including hot sauce and BBQ sauce).
-To be very drunk with other EMAWs, "I was so KatPak'd I couldn't breath"
-To gather with other EMAWs, "Let's have a KatPak" or "There's going to be a KatPak'r at the Moon Tower".  
-This can also be shortened to just "Pak", "Pak'd" or "Pak'r".  

GRCOAT now has other meanings as well.  It can mean the best of anything.  "Jack Hartman's grandaughter's assets are GRCOAT" or "When that EMAW headbutted that guy it was GRCOAT"
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Re: old katpak lexicon
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2010, 08:11:58 AM »
Guys, this is the original lexicon. Modifications/submissions will not be accepted. 
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: old katpak lexicon
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2010, 08:22:45 AM »
Guys, this is the original lexicon. Modifications/submissions will not be accepted. 

Sorry saul, thread clearly states new admissions accepted  :cool:

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Re: old katpak lexicon
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2010, 08:32:54 AM »
Guys, this is the original lexicon. Modifications/submissions will not be accepted. 

Sorry saul, thread clearly states new admissions accepted  :cool:

don't make Saul tomlight you.  he'll do it.


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Re: old katpak lexicon (PLUS NEW ADMISSIONS ACCEPTED!!!!!!!)
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2010, 08:36:59 AM »
Guys, this is the original lexicon. Modifications/submissions will not be accepted. 

Sorry saul, thread clearly states new admissions accepted  :cool:
You are going to be sued now. HAHAHAHAHA.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: old katpak lexicon (PLUS NEW ADMISSIONS ACCEPTED!!!!!!!)
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2010, 08:44:09 AM »
Guys, this is the original lexicon. Modifications/submissions will not be accepted. 

Sorry saul, thread clearly states new admissions accepted  :cool:
You are going to be sued now. HAHAHAHAHA.

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Re: old katpak lexicon
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2010, 10:34:13 AM »

GRCOAT now has other meanings as well.  It can mean the best of anything.  "Jack Hartman's grandaughter's assets are GRCOAT" or "When that EMAW headbutted that guy it was GRCOAT"

Her assets are substantial and fantastic.

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Re: old katpak lexicon (PLUS NEW ADMISSIONS ACCEPTED!!!!!!!)
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2010, 10:45:15 AM »

GRCOAT now has other meanings as well.  It can mean the best of anything.  "Jack Hartman's grandaughter's assets are GRCOAT" or "When that EMAW headbutted that guy it was GRCOAT"

Her assets are substantial and fantastic.
sounds like i would like to PAK while PAK'd with her GRCOAT


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Re: old katpak lexicon (PLUS NEW ADMISSIONS ACCEPTED!!!!!!!)
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2010, 10:50:36 AM »
Guys, don't give this sh1t out for free! :runaway:

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Re: old katpak lexicon (PLUS NEW ADMISSIONS ACCEPTED!!!!!!!)
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Re: old katpak lexicon (PLUS NEW ADMISSIONS ACCEPTED!!!!!!!)
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2010, 10:54:55 AM »
Some of these need official pronunciations.  Also, how to you pronounce this site?  

"go e.m.a.w"?     <<<--- horrible

"go every man a wildcat"?  <<<----even worse

"go e-ma"?  <<<---meh

"go-ma"? <<<---- :excited: :love:

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« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2010, 11:13:58 AM »
Some of these need official pronunciations.  Also, how to you pronounce this site?  

"go e.m.a.w"?     <<<--- horrible

"go every man a wildcat"?  <<<----even worse

"go e-ma"?  <<<---meh

"go-ma"? <<<---- :excited: :love:

I've been using the third one but can change to the fourth if it's more elite.   :dunno:
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Re: old katpak lexicon (PLUS NEW ADMISSIONS ACCEPTED!!!!!!!)
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2010, 12:18:39 PM »
Gotta have some GPat references.

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Re: old katpak lexicon (PLUS NEW ADMISSIONS ACCEPTED!!!!!!!)
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2010, 12:21:43 PM »
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