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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2011, 02:52:49 PM »
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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2011, 05:40:02 PM »
I'm surprised no one from Lawrence has tried to discredit that because it's Fox News.

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2011, 05:56:40 PM »
John Hollinger is all over this....

http://twitter.com/#!/johnhollinger

"So if I've got this straight, the Bobcats dumped Sherron Collins for missing flights, but apparently were OK with his not being any good."

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2011, 06:04:53 PM »
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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2011, 06:47:10 PM »
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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #31 on: March 07, 2011, 06:56:58 PM »
This was how we landed Tearious George.   He repeatedly missed flight to other schools, and his coach said he was "confused" by the process.  Later, as a senior he would go on to commit a late hit at Nebraska and put their kicker in range for the game winning field goal.

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2011, 08:06:17 PM »
Prolly too embarassed/poor to buy that second seat. ( :fatty: )
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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #33 on: March 07, 2011, 08:11:40 PM »
What a worthless peice of crap. He has babies to feed and adequate headstones to buy. Make the rough ridin' flight man.

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #34 on: March 07, 2011, 08:41:49 PM »
Decided not to show when he found out that an elevator on an airplane is actually a part of the wing.

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #35 on: June 09, 2011, 09:29:51 AM »
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

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Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #36 on: June 09, 2011, 09:34:15 AM »
 :lol:

Kicked out by a PR team

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #37 on: June 09, 2011, 09:41:33 AM »
Way to go Lou. Now he'll never be able to feed his kid that lived.

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #38 on: June 09, 2011, 09:44:14 AM »
what a joke.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #39 on: June 09, 2011, 09:44:26 AM »
can't  believe ol'fatty couldn't even make it on the Quesadillas :lol:


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #40 on: June 09, 2011, 09:45:33 AM »
bill self is laughing, kicking back in his chair with a nice glass of scotch counting his millions. bitb.

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #41 on: June 09, 2011, 09:47:01 AM »
can't  believe ol'fatty couldn't even make it on the Quesadillas :lol:

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #42 on: June 09, 2011, 09:48:06 AM »
How long until he Maurice Clarrets(SP) some place?

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #43 on: June 09, 2011, 09:53:27 AM »
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SHERRONCOLLINS4 Sherron Collins
1st practice was a beast it was so hot in the gym I couldn't breath, but gotta early one before practice 2mrw gonna grab some food ttyiam
15 hours ago

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #44 on: June 09, 2011, 09:58:18 AM »
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SHERRONCOLLINS4 Sherron Collins
1st practice was a beast it was so hot in the gym I couldn't breath, but gotta early one before practice 2mrw gonna grab some food ttyiam
15 hours ago

 :lol:

Yeah, it was the heat that kept him from breathing...

 Respond and ask him when will be the next video chat he will be doing for his fans from his airplane. 

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #45 on: June 09, 2011, 10:21:12 AM »
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SHERRONCOLLINS4 Sherron Collins
1st practice was a beast it was so hot in the gym I couldn't breath, but gotta early one before practice 2mrw gonna grab some food ttyiam
15 hours ago

 :lol:

a masterpiece of a tweet.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #46 on: June 09, 2011, 10:43:23 AM »
I enjoyed this exchange:

Quote from: El Gordo Collins
I'm learning how to order my food in spanish so funny the whole table laughing at me


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@SHERRONCOLLINS4 I just said I speak Spanish very well lol I could help u out
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #47 on: June 09, 2011, 11:00:09 AM »
I enjoyed this exchange:

Quote from: El Gordo Collins
I'm learning how to order my food in spanish so funny the whole table laughing at me


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@SHERRONCOLLINS4 I just said I speak Spanish very well lol I could help u out

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"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #48 on: June 09, 2011, 12:19:29 PM »
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SHERRONCOLLINS4 Sherron Collins
1st practice was a beast it was so hot in the gym I couldn't breath, but gotta early one before practice 2mrw gonna grab some food ttyiam
15 hours ago

 :lol:

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Re: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #49 on: June 09, 2011, 12:24:00 PM »
Doesn't being black and American pretty.much guarantee you a spot on a foreign team?