what do you do

[felix rex]

immediately cease doing any and all household chores until an hour or two prior to her return.

this, plus I make all sorts of bold plans that I don't remotely follow through on.

both of these

eat food that's less healthy than the normal food I eat

examples? i always go w/ frozen pizza and chips/queso. anything worse out there that i should consider?

yes, multiple variations on the nacho theme.  queso, melted on top, combo of queso and melted on top.  I like to experiment.

ground beef mixed with spicy bbq sauce mixed with melted block of sharp cheddar cheese dipped with cool ranch doritos

prolly the unhealthiest thing I eat.

[jtksu]

Jesus dude, that's so many flavors that I can't imagine it tases good at all.  It's like the "suicide" of snack foods.  Sounds good in theory but, in reality, ends up tasting like puke.

[steve dave]

my pandora hip hop station on....NO HEADPHONES!

[Dr Rick Daris]

went to the store yesterday and got a 2 liter. was it diet you ask? no. no it wasn't. 

[jtksu]

I do the same thing with milk.  2% my ass, give me the whole milk!

[felix rex]

I devolve rapidly once my wife leaves. If she leaves in the afternoon, that night I'm already drinking beer on the couch in my boxers while eating beef jerky for dinner and watching the history channel for three straight hours.

I say "I'm gonna head to the gym in the morning and then maybe swing by Home Depot and pick up that _____ I need to finish that project in the ____."

Then, I stay up til 4 watching Netflix and playing video games, sleep in til the Cats play, and have beer and an omelet for brunch (<--do not do dishes but will quickly rinse omelet pan for re-use next morning).