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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #9125 on: April 23, 2013, 09:57:38 PM »
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We have learned that Kansas State has secured another football commitment for their 2014 class.

However, the young man has asked that we do our best to keep it quiet until he is in town this weekend for the Spring Game so he can notify coaches personally.

When that time arrives, possibly as soon as Friday night or Saturday morning, we will release the information.

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #9126 on: April 23, 2013, 09:59:29 PM »
ARE YOU READY TO SEND AN ENCRYPTED MESSAGE INTO MY ARMS AND JOIN OUR SECRET AGENT FAMILY?!
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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #9127 on: April 23, 2013, 10:04:58 PM »
ARE YOU READY TO SEND AN ENCRYPTED MESSAGE INTO MY ARMS AND JOIN OUR SECRET AGENT FAMILY?!
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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #9128 on: April 23, 2013, 10:58:56 PM »
Please don't ban me, Mr. Dave.

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #9129 on: April 24, 2013, 07:38:01 AM »
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We have learned that Kansas State has secured another football commitment for their 2014 class.

However, the young man has asked that we do our best to keep it quiet until he is in town this weekend for the Spring Game so he can notify coaches personally.

When that time arrives, possibly as soon as Friday night or Saturday morning, we will release the information.

Ooooh lala


I bet its Swain

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #9130 on: April 24, 2013, 07:43:36 AM »
BOLD FLAVOR.
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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #9131 on: April 24, 2013, 08:50:37 AM »
 A bit of a pickle

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #9132 on: April 24, 2013, 02:37:26 PM »
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We have learned that Kansas State has secured another football commitment for their 2014 class.

However, the young man has asked that we do our best to keep it quiet until he is in town this weekend for the Spring Game so he can notify coaches personally.

When that time arrives, possibly as soon as Friday night or Saturday morning, we will release the information.

No way did they actually do that.

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #9133 on: April 24, 2013, 03:00:57 PM »
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #9134 on: April 24, 2013, 03:19:04 PM »
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/recruiting/player-Jessamen-Dunker-123018

This guy is transferring from Florida.

A Jessman Dunker is made when you drop a shot of pineapple vodka into a iced mug of sparkling white wine.

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #9135 on: April 24, 2013, 03:20:01 PM »
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/recruiting/player-Jessamen-Dunker-123018

This guy is transferring from Florida.

A Jessman Dunker is made when you drop a shot of pineapple vodka into a iced mug of sparkling white wine.

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #9136 on: April 24, 2013, 04:01:13 PM »
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/recruiting/player-Jessamen-Dunker-123018

This guy is transferring from Florida.

A Jessman Dunker is made when you drop a shot of pineapple vodka into a iced mug of sparkling white wine.

Would take. Player and the drink.

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #9137 on: April 24, 2013, 04:16:35 PM »
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/recruiting/player-Jessamen-Dunker-123018

This guy is transferring from Florida.

A Jessman Dunker is made when you drop a shot of pineapple vodka into a iced mug of sparkling white wine.

Move to LB.



Would take. Player and the drink.

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #9138 on: April 24, 2013, 05:11:17 PM »
Can this mystery commit please, oh please be a 5 star high school recruit?  I don't care if he ends up sucking (ok, I kinda do), I just want to say we landed a high school 5 star kid once in my life.......and since I turn 40 in a couple of months, my life is spiraling downhill fast...................... :cry:
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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #9139 on: April 24, 2013, 05:28:00 PM »
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/recruiting/player-Jessamen-Dunker-123018

This guy is transferring from Florida.

A Jessman Dunker is made when you drop a shot of pineapple vodka into a iced mug of sparkling white wine.

Move to LB.



Would take. Player and the drink.

The dude was 315 lbs in high school, I think he may be a bit big to play LB.

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #9140 on: April 24, 2013, 07:14:23 PM »
Can this mystery commit please, oh please be a 5 star high school recruit?  I don't care if he ends up sucking (ok, I kinda do), I just want to say we landed a high school 5 star kid once in my life.......and since I turn 40 in a couple of months, my life is spiraling downhill fast...................... :cry:

Not a freakin' chance

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #9142 on: April 24, 2013, 08:18:22 PM »
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