Author Topic: Football Recruiting Thread (Read 6548661 times)

FranklyFrankYou · « **Reply #8850 on:** March 21, 2013, 05:05:49 PM »

Elijah Lee was one of the finest orators that ever graced the Olde Hugoton Pavillion....his voice was that of an authoritative but understanding angel.

Ich.Gewinne · « **Reply #8851 on:** March 21, 2013, 05:06:28 PM »

Yee Old Lee, Confederate General?

steve dave · « **Reply #8852 on:** March 21, 2013, 05:13:13 PM »

Elijah Lee lead a wagon train across the Rocky Mountains to escape the persecution of Methodists and founded the town of Rifle, Colorado.

jtksu · « **Reply #8853 on:** March 21, 2013, 06:14:04 PM »

Elijah Lee invented over 100 uses for the black eyed pea. Deep fried black eyed pea mash is still a southern diet staple.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #8854 on:** March 21, 2013, 06:44:29 PM »

jtksu · « **Reply #8855 on:** March 21, 2013, 06:56:33 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 21, 2013, 05:13:13 PM

Elijah Lee lead a wagon train across the Rocky Mountains to escape the persecution of Methodists and founded the town of Rifle, Colorado.

I've actually been to Rifle!

MadCat · « **Reply #8856 on:** March 21, 2013, 09:30:07 PM »

Elijah Lee and Winston Dimel perished simultaneously during a duel over the affections of a local native filly whilst on an expedition of the upper Midwest.

bucket · « **Reply #8857 on:** March 21, 2013, 10:32:10 PM »

Katpappy · « **Reply #8858 on:** March 21, 2013, 11:06:57 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on March 21, 2013, 09:30:07 PM

Elijah Lee and Winston Dimel perished simultaneously during a duel over the affections of a local native filly whilst on an expedition of the upper Midwest.

OK, if I got this right, Elijah and his filly drank all the Winston Dimel fine mash liquor. But did they both perish when Elijah followed this with the deep fried black eyed pea mash. Also I must know, did
the fine filly bury ole Elijah or just leave him lay for the buzzards.

bozocat · « **Reply #8859 on:** March 21, 2013, 11:44:21 PM »

When I checked in and saw there were a couple of new pages in the recruiting thread, I was all

You know... I'm not even disappointed.

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #8860 on:** March 22, 2013, 12:08:11 AM »

the Elijah Lee was a Dodge Charger driven by the Duke cousins Bo and Luke in the television series The Dukes of Hazzard

jtksu · « **Reply #8861 on:** March 22, 2013, 12:10:47 AM »

Quote from: GoodForAnother on March 22, 2013, 12:08:11 AM

the Elijah Lee was a Dodge Charger driven by the Duke cousins Bo and Luke in the television series The Dukes of Hazzard

It was a Challenger!!

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #8862 on:** March 22, 2013, 12:26:33 AM »

Quote from: jtksu on March 22, 2013, 12:10:47 AM

Quote from: GoodForAnother on March 22, 2013, 12:08:11 AM
the Elijah Lee was a Dodge Charger driven by the Duke cousins Bo and Luke in the television series The Dukes of Hazzard

It was a Challenger!!

no it wasn't, weirdo

"storm"nut · « **Reply #8863 on:** March 22, 2013, 10:31:50 AM »

Quote from: GoodForAnother on March 22, 2013, 12:26:33 AM

Quote from: jtksu on March 22, 2013, 12:10:47 AM
Quote from: GoodForAnother on March 22, 2013, 12:08:11 AM
the Elijah Lee was a Dodge Charger driven by the Duke cousins Bo and Luke in the television series The Dukes of Hazzard

It was a Challenger!!

no it wasn't, weirdo

Katpappy · « **Reply #8864 on:** March 22, 2013, 08:01:07 PM »

Quote from: GoodForAnother on March 22, 2013, 12:26:33 AM

Quote from: jtksu on March 22, 2013, 12:10:47 AM
Quote from: GoodForAnother on March 22, 2013, 12:08:11 AM
the Elijah Lee was a Dodge Charger driven by the Duke cousins Bo and Luke in the television series The Dukes of Hazzard

It was a Challenger!!

no it wasn't, weirdo

Stick to your guns, GFA. You're correct, but I want to know, is it because you're a Dukes fan or just like you some Dodge Charger. I got to say it is quite the honey wagon for little sweeties.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #8865 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:26:20 AM »

Elijah Lee was cousin of Robert E and died at Appomattox Courthouse when a Union Scout tripped and discharged his musket.

"storm"nut · « **Reply #8866 on:** March 23, 2013, 09:11:55 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on March 23, 2013, 08:26:20 AM

Elijah Lee was cousin of Robert E and died at Appomattox Courthouse when a Union Scout tripped and discharged his musket.

Elijah Lee was a rarely used pen name by Malcolm X

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #8867 on:** March 23, 2013, 01:44:00 PM »

Quote from: Katdaddy on March 22, 2013, 08:01:07 PM

Quote from: GoodForAnother on March 22, 2013, 12:26:33 AM
Quote from: jtksu on March 22, 2013, 12:10:47 AM
Quote from: GoodForAnother on March 22, 2013, 12:08:11 AM
the Elijah Lee was a Dodge Charger driven by the Duke cousins Bo and Luke in the television series The Dukes of Hazzard

It was a Challenger!!

no it wasn't, weirdo
Stick to your guns, GFA. You're correct, but I want to know, is it because you're a Dukes fan or just like you some Dodge Charger. I got to say it is quite the honey wagon for little sweeties.

Both!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #8868 on:** March 25, 2013, 04:27:04 PM »

KU offered Warmack.

SPEmaw · « **Reply #8869 on:** March 25, 2013, 05:01:29 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on March 25, 2013, 04:27:04 PM

KU offered Warmack.

Where have you been to think this is news?

SPEmaw · « **Reply #8870 on:** March 25, 2013, 05:02:21 PM »

Quote from: SPEmaw on March 25, 2013, 05:01:29 PM

Quote from: Limestone on March 25, 2013, 04:27:04 PM
KU offered Warmack.

Where have you been to think this is news?

Sorry - that was rude. Definitely luked that, though.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #8871 on:** March 25, 2013, 05:41:10 PM »

Ich.Gewinne · « **Reply #8872 on:** March 25, 2013, 06:54:17 PM »

Quote

Peyton Newell
@p_newell

Really liking South Carolina and Georgia in the recruiting game right now

course, course. also is a squawk fan.

SuperG · « **Reply #8873 on:** March 26, 2013, 02:35:53 AM »

Quote from: Ich.Gewinne on March 25, 2013, 06:54:17 PM

Quote
Peyton Newell
@p_newell

Really liking South Carolina and Georgia in the recruiting game right now

course, course. also is a squawk fan.

Obviously we've offered, but we're not actually going to recruit this joker are we?

TapiPhone

troubledscribe · « **Reply #8874 on:** March 26, 2013, 09:17:56 AM »

Quote from: SuperG on March 26, 2013, 02:35:53 AM

Quote from: Ich.Gewinne on March 25, 2013, 06:54:17 PM
Quote
Peyton Newell
@p_newell

Really liking South Carolina and Georgia in the recruiting game right now

course, course. also is a squawk fan.

Obviously we've offered, but we're not actually going to recruit this joker are we?

TapiPhone

I seriously hope we don't waste any more time with this kid either, the chances of landing him are like negative twelve percent. We should pull his offer.