I'm having a hard time figuring it out, but the characters appear to be @kansassports, @jayhawktalk, @endofdays2011, @mancavesports2, @pureswisscotton and @pureswisswhore.
mancave/endofdays was piling on kansassports per usual, so kansassports postured he'd delete his account without fan support, I guess to prove non-mancave'rs like him. In the process of this, he mentions he makes $20K a year off his followers. A rival ku twitter guy, jayhawktalk, says he's a nonprofit ku tweeter unlike kansassports, and kansassports starts threatening with the counsel of attorneys. jayhawktalk says he doesn't want to get roped in to kansassports' mancave OR EMAW issues. Oh, he's roped.
Then pureswisscotton starts going in on kansassports accusing him of raping her via twitter & being obsessed with her because she rejected him. Her beef is apparently that kansassports created "pureswisswhore" which parodies her obsession with ku athletes. She points out that's BS because if she really wanted to be an athlete's baby mama, she wouldn't have aborted. mancave/endofsports interacts with her all night telling her he's got the proof of kansassports' deviant ways to use in court.
I can't figure out if mancave is a double agent behind the parody account, or if kansassports is that weird, or if they're all figments of mancave's imagination. Pretty amazing stuff though. Almost all of it featuring the #kubball thing and having assorted ku players, past, present and future brought into it.
