Weird people at the gym

[cracka]

Damn there are some weirdo's at the LA Fitness that I joined.


The transvestite with the 80's wardrobe and hair is a total power runner on the treadmill. I'm all like damn girl slow down it ain't the Kentucky Derbi.

I went into the sauna, and GOT THE HELL RIGHT OUT! It was like a naked geriatric ward.  And whats with trying to start a conversation? I hate old people, but naked old people? This is a new low.

Co-worker that is milfy goes to the same gym.  She had some 50 year old dude with a gold chain give her a fist bump and make some dumb ass comment while she was on the elliptical.

Any other stories?  Please share.

[Trim]

CNS Casey started working out with a personal trainer tonight.

[Dirty Sanchez]

P69X will work wonders.

[krazykat]

crossfit.

[EMAWgeddon]

There were always weird foreign people at the rec walking around that upstairs track dressed in either dress clothes or extreme workout clothes.

Was one guy always there in khakis

[jmlynch1]

Damn there are some weirdo's at the LA Fitness that I joined.


The transvestite with the 80's wardrobe and hair is a total power runner on the treadmill. I'm all like damn girl slow down it ain't the Kentucky Derbi.

I went into the sauna, and GOT THE HELL RIGHT OUT! It was like a naked geriatric ward.  And whats with trying to start a conversation? I hate old people, but naked old people? This is a new low.

Co-worker that is milfy goes to the same gym.  She had some 50 year old dude with a gold chain give her a fist bump and make some dumb ass comment while she was on the elliptical.

Any other stories?  Please share.

This sounds like the world's worst stand-up routine.

[fatty fat fat]

private gyms are very weird. stick to university gyms.

[felix rex]

End of the spectrum gym users are terrible.

[Cire]

My work has a work out facility but it kind of sucks.

[chunkles]

mine is like a nudist colony, but with workout facilities that you have to wear clothes for.  I swear all these old dudes spend most of their time being naked in the locker room bitching about obama and socialism and stuff and not working out.  They play one scheduled game of 3 person racquetball, and shower and sit and walk around naked the rest of the time.  They even watch fox news in a more private room, naked, in chairs.  

[Stupid Fitz]

All non university gyms have naked old guy. All of them!!!  Used to bother me, but I figure I'll probably do it when I am old.

I almost punched "turns up tv really loud gym guy" a couple days ago at my hotel. That drives me freaking nuts when he turns up the tv so loud I hear it over my Vannessa Carleton workout mix!!!!

[j rake]

The only people that bother me are those who throw their weights on the ground.

[bakerman]

The only people that bother me are those who throw their weights on the ground.

^This. If you're too much of a pussy to hang on to the weight you are lifting, GTFO

[CNS]

CNS Casey started working out with a personal trainer tonight.

another scoop by the goEMAW crew.   

[j rake]

CNS Casey started working out with a personal trainer tonight.

another scoop by the goEMAW crew.   

LOL at personal trainers now that the Internet exists.

[The1BigWillie]

24 HR @ 119th and Metcalf has a creepy naked old guy that hangs out in the locker room checking out other dudes.  He positions himself at angles with the mirrors so he can catch some dangling man meat.  I saw him stand on the scale next to the shower once and never looked at the scale or adjusted it. He just stared into the shower.  He will dress and undress multiple times in an afternoon and take more than one shower.  Guy is a freak. 

Lots of old nasty naked dudes in there as well besides him.  Why would you go to the gym to get all naked and shave in front of everyone. 

Seeing old naked guy walking around the locker room with a paper toilet seat liner stuck to his old flat white wet ass is a treasured memory.

[CNS]

CNS Casey started working out with a personal trainer tonight.

another scoop by the goEMAW crew.   

LOL at personal trainers now that the Internet exists.

Could say the same thing about mechanics, electricians, and doctors.  When was the last time you changed your own oil?

[Deez Nutz]

All non university gyms have naked old guy. All of them!!!  Used to bother me, but I figure I'll probably do it when I am old.

Believe me, there are plenty of old naked guys at the KSU rec center as well.  I never go down to the locker room to shower, but sometimes I need to change, stand on the scale, or use the restroom, and more times than not, there is at least one old naked guy mulling around.  Your point may be valid in the sense that it is probably worse at non-university gyms though. 

[j rake]

CNS Casey started working out with a personal trainer tonight.

another scoop by the goEMAW crew.   

LOL at personal trainers now that the Internet exists.

Could say the same thing about mechanics, electricians, and doctors.  When was the last time you changed your own oil?

I never change my own oil. But I like the convenience of dropping my car off and having someone else do it. If the mechanic made me go under the car with him while he changed the oil, I would just do it myself.

[pufiZzle]

CNS Casey started working out with a personal trainer tonight.

another scoop by the goEMAW crew.   

LOL at personal trainers now that the Internet exists.

Could say the same thing about mechanics, electricians, and doctors.  When was the last time you changed your own oil?

I never change my own oil. But I like the convenience of dropping my car off and having someone else do it. If the mechanic made me go under the car with him while he changed the oil, I would just do it myself.

Personal trainers get mad when you stop and watch tv, or check your phone..........internet lets me do that pretty often.  Like every time I get kind of tired. 

Title Boxing FTW

[CNS]

CNS Casey started working out with a personal trainer tonight.

another scoop by the goEMAW crew.   

LOL at personal trainers now that the Internet exists.

Could say the same thing about mechanics, electricians, and doctors.  When was the last time you changed your own oil?

I never change my own oil. But I like the convenience of dropping my car off and having someone else do it. If the mechanic made me go under the car with him while he changed the oil, I would just do it myself.

Personal trainers get mad when you stop and watch tv, or check your phone..........internet lets me do that pretty often.  Like every time I get kind of tired. 

Title Boxing FTW

Yeah, ultimately it comes down to having someone push me.  A lot of people think they are pushing themselves when they work out but really aren't.  Anyway, I got a pretty cheap deal($35 for a month) and thought it might be nice to try.   

[felix rex]

Lots of beautiful people at my gym. Really keeps you on your game. But if there's a way for a hot 40-year old chick in a velvet track suit to make me hate her, it's by camping out on the fly machine for 20 minutes. THAT IS NOT A WORKOUT. ALSO, YOUR BOOBS ARE ALREADY AWESOME.

[j rake]

Yeah, ultimately it comes down to having someone push me.  A lot of people think they are pushing themselves when they work out but really aren't.  Anyway, I got a pretty cheap deal($35 for a month) and thought it might be nice to try.   

Fair enough. Where at?

[Diamond Dave]

Too many old naked dude stories to count. I guess at a certain age you just stop caring? 

Got a lot of the 50-something year old racquetball dudes at my gym. They are there pretty much every day waddling around in that box with their buddies, hitting the ball around using minimal effort. Reminds me a lot of a softball beer league. Yet every time they step out into the hallway, they're sweating like Shaq at the free throw line, breathing real hard in close quarters. Smells terrible. 

Also have a frail, Jewish rabbi who loves the racquetball. Probably 60 years old, weighs like 100 lbs. Got the little cap on and curls and everything. Goes around small talking everyone. I just put in my headphones and avoid at all costs.

Would never shower there. Bathroom is used for pissing only, washing hands and GTFO.

[CNS]

Yeah, ultimately it comes down to having someone push me.  A lot of people think they are pushing themselves when they work out but really aren't.  Anyway, I got a pretty cheap deal($35 for a month) and thought it might be nice to try.   

Fair enough. Where at?

local YMCA.  They ran a deal for last week only.  Part of some program they run periodically to get people hooked.  Then they up the rate.  Even so, the full rate isn't bad at all $75/mo for twice weekly hour-long sessions.