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SleepFighter · « **Reply #25 on:** February 16, 2011, 11:18:28 AM »

Isn't this cute. Someone claiming to be a UT fan that also claims to give a crap about college basketball.

Precious.

chum1 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 16, 2011, 11:22:00 AM »

Quote from: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 10:33:28 AM

I brought a can of UT mustard along. Isn't that the line of goofy jokes this place usually goes with?

we've decided to go in a much lamer direction.

CHONGS · « **Reply #27 on:** February 16, 2011, 11:29:03 AM »

Quote from: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 10:33:28 AM

I brought a can of UT mustard along. Isn't that the line of goofy jokes this place usually goes with?

Hey guy! That's nacho cheese btw.

Welcome back! If you need any help please make sure you contact our HR representatives.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #28 on:** February 16, 2011, 11:29:36 AM »

We own Texas

SleepFighter · « **Reply #29 on:** February 16, 2011, 11:33:38 AM »

fear the beard

CHONGS · « **Reply #30 on:** February 16, 2011, 11:35:17 AM »

I am probably the number one Dogus Balbay fan in the Big 12. Have been for years. Do you have any Balbay related merchandise for sale? I would like to acquire some.

ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn · « **Reply #31 on:** February 16, 2011, 11:38:09 AM »

We really all just live in the Doge's world. More should be fans.

I recommend you start here:

http://compare.ebay.com/like/360138075428?var=lv&ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar&rvr_id=210881321526&crlp=1_263602_309572&UA=%3F*F%3F&GUID=10f15afe12e0a0aa14e4d7e4fe7fb409&itemid=360138075428&ff4=263602_309572

CHONGS · « **Reply #32 on:** February 16, 2011, 11:42:21 AM »

Quote from: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 11:38:09 AM

We really all just live in the Doge's world. More should be fans.

I recommend you start here:

http://compare.ebay.com/like/360138075428?var=lv&ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar&rvr_id=210881321526&crlp=1_263602_309572&UA=%3F*F%3F&GUID=10f15afe12e0a0aa14e4d7e4fe7fb409&itemid=360138075428&ff4=263602_309572

wow 10 clams for that is a pretty good deal!

I personally have never been near enough to smell Dogus (which rearranged spells Us God :wow:), but I imagine he smells like cloves and cardamom. Confirm? btw here is proof of my interest in Dogus:

Quote from: Chingon on February 22, 2010, 09:58:46 AM

wow huge blow

he was the only player they had that really scared me.

my condolences texas

That was a sad day for the entire Big 12. You an read the entire thread to get a good idea about who to ignore on this board by the way.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #33 on:** February 16, 2011, 11:46:42 AM »

Wal-mart fan?

ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn · « **Reply #34 on:** February 16, 2011, 12:19:43 PM »

Be very afraid.

the KHAN! · « **Reply #35 on:** February 16, 2011, 12:52:40 PM »

0.42 · « **Reply #36 on:** February 16, 2011, 12:59:14 PM »

No rough ridin' way we win if we're playing a team of 5 Michael Jordans. Sorry guys. Streak's over.

ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn · « **Reply #37 on:** February 16, 2011, 01:41:26 PM »

Quote from: 42 on February 16, 2011, 12:59:14 PM

No effing way we win if we're playing a team of 5 Michael Jordans. Sorry guys. Streak's over.

Particularly when one MJ is asian. Let that settle in.

Rams · « **Reply #38 on:** February 16, 2011, 03:15:52 PM »

Quote from: El Gato on February 16, 2011, 12:52:40 PM

UT Statues is BY FAR the greatest thread I've ever seen on the internet.

Doberman_CATS!!! · « **Reply #39 on:** February 16, 2011, 03:41:33 PM »

Quote from: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 12:19:43 PM

Be very afraid.

How do you expect to score if you have a bag over the rim???

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #40 on:** February 16, 2011, 05:48:41 PM »

Quote from: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 10:47:34 AM

After the Wildcats continue the most disappointing season in college basketball history, I'll send you a copy of the game. You have Betamax, right?

How did no one comment on a UT fan talking about a disappointing season?

SwiftCat · « **Reply #41 on:** February 16, 2011, 11:02:18 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on February 16, 2011, 05:48:41 PM

How did no one comment on a UT fan talking about a disappointing season?

This. Tejas fell off the face of the earth after we killed their spirits last year.

ednksu · « **Reply #42 on:** February 16, 2011, 11:29:03 PM »

Quote from: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 11:10:48 AM

Quote from: pissclams on February 16, 2011, 11:05:36 AM
this whole thread is racist

Seems to be pretty common in Kansas.

We had some issues with your brothers to the east.

care to elaborate? not trying to stir a pot.

ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn · « **Reply #43 on:** February 17, 2011, 03:12:44 PM »

Quote from: ednksu on February 16, 2011, 11:29:03 PM

Quote from: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 11:10:48 AM
Quote from: pissclams on February 16, 2011, 11:05:36 AM
this whole thread is racist

Seems to be pretty common in Kansas.

We had some issues with your brothers to the east.
care to elaborate? not trying to stir a pot.

Judging from the posts on this board I don't think I have to elaborate. I got word from an insider or two that they're not too fond of The Doge.

ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn · « **Reply #44 on:** February 17, 2011, 03:15:14 PM »

Quote from: SwiftCat on February 16, 2011, 11:02:18 PM

Quote from: Stevesie60 on February 16, 2011, 05:48:41 PM

How did no one comment on a UT fan talking about a disappointing season?

This. Tejas fell off the face of the earth after we killed their spirits last year.

There were a lot of signs before the game against Kansas State, dumbass. We don't all just follow football.

BigCat · « **Reply #45 on:** February 17, 2011, 04:26:49 PM »

Quote from: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 17, 2011, 03:15:14 PM

Quote from: SwiftCat on February 16, 2011, 11:02:18 PM
Quote from: Stevesie60 on February 16, 2011, 05:48:41 PM

How did no one comment on a UT fan talking about a disappointing season?

This. Tejas fell off the face of the earth after we killed their spirits last year.
There were a lot of signs before the game against Kansas State, dumbass. We don't all just follow football.

Cranky, I am obsessed with your sig pic. Could you explain/decipher for me? Also you are my favorite Texas poster on this board or any other, fwiw.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #46 on:** February 17, 2011, 06:59:23 PM »

Quote from: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 17, 2011, 03:15:14 PM

Quote from: SwiftCat on February 16, 2011, 11:02:18 PM
Quote from: Stevesie60 on February 16, 2011, 05:48:41 PM

How did no one comment on a UT fan talking about a disappointing season?

This. Tejas fell off the face of the earth after we killed their spirits last year.
There were a lot of signs before the game against Kansas State, dumbass. We don't all just follow football.

Do you also follow the other sports we own Texas in (all of them)?

Tackleshep · « **Reply #47 on:** February 17, 2011, 08:31:58 PM »

I would really love to be worried about Texas but any school with more money than god who puts up the asian wax statutes just isn't scary at all. We just need to take the team out back of the Coop, let them spend 20 minutes in your little park there. Let them spend the afternoon laughing, then let them look at Douch for a while and then kick their asses. That place is by far the creepiest, strangest, and dumbest thing I've ever seen. I can't believe a horn hasn't taken the brush gaurd on the pickup to them. There are low grade junior colleges that have more sense than that.

ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn · « **Reply #48 on:** February 18, 2011, 04:08:13 PM »

Quote from: BigCat on February 17, 2011, 04:26:49 PM

Quote from: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 17, 2011, 03:15:14 PM
Quote from: SwiftCat on February 16, 2011, 11:02:18 PM
Quote from: Stevesie60 on February 16, 2011, 05:48:41 PM

How did no one comment on a UT fan talking about a disappointing season?

This. Tejas fell off the face of the earth after we killed their spirits last year.
There were a lot of signs before the game against Kansas State, dumbass. We don't all just follow football.

Cranky, I am obsessed with your sig pic. Could you explain/decipher for me? Also you are my favorite Texas poster on this board or any other, fwiw.

I don't know that if I had enough time I could sufficiently explain it. I do some philanthropic dentistry in an undisclosed asian country. The source of the joke doesn't make much sense to me, either but the pic is so ludicrous I've kept it for a while.

ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn · « **Reply #49 on:** February 18, 2011, 04:11:33 PM »

Quote from: Tackleshep on February 17, 2011, 08:31:58 PM

I would really love to be worried about Texas but any school with more money than god who puts up the asian wax statutes just isn't scary at all. We just need to take the team out back of the Coop, let them spend 20 minutes in your little park there. Let them spend the afternoon laughing, then let them look at Douch for a while and then kick their asses. That place is by far the creepiest, strangest, and dumbest thing I've ever seen. I can't believe a horn hasn't taken the brush gaurd on the pickup to them. There are low grade junior colleges that have more sense than that.

Oh, and it's a good thing our government is going to stop funding Planned Parenthood. This post actually has a chance now.