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Offline ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn

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Important- Austin Texas
« on: February 16, 2011, 10:31:16 AM »
How many more quitters do you idiots expect before you come down to Austin for the beatdown?


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Offline Rage Against the McKee

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2011, 10:33:10 AM »
just like football :emawkid:

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2011, 10:33:28 AM »
I brought a can of UT mustard along. Isn't that the line of goofy jokes this place usually goes with?

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2011, 10:33:35 AM »
Since you're our little bitch, I'm not to worried about it.
Wait a minute guys... I don't play golf... for money... against people.

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2011, 10:33:59 AM »
How many more quitters do you idiots expect before you come down to Austin for the beatdown?

I dunno....do you have some disgruntled players?

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2011, 10:36:12 AM »
 :zzz:

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2011, 10:36:58 AM »
How many more quitters do you idiots expect before you come down to Austin for the beatdown?

I dunno....do you have some disgruntled players?


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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2011, 10:37:43 AM »
after we leave austin, your teams' spirit will be crushed worse than case mccoy's face

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2011, 10:38:11 AM »
There's about to be a Whataburger sized hole in your hearts.


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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2011, 10:39:02 AM »
after we leave austin, your teams' spirit will be crushed worse than case mccoy's face

It's this line of thinking that brought us another Fast & Furious movie.

Will someone tell Paul Walker to stop posting on this site?

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2011, 10:41:34 AM »
I don't think you'll be winning your super bowl this year 'horns.  :bball:

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2011, 10:43:07 AM »
Same old Longhorns.   :zzz:

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2011, 10:47:34 AM »
After the Wildcats continue the most disappointing season in college basketball history, I'll send you a copy of the game. You have Betamax, right?

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2011, 10:50:06 AM »
steers and queers

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2011, 10:51:17 AM »
steers and queers

If this is really the best this board has to offer, I can go hang out with the intellectuals at kansasstate.rivals.com. Nobody wants that.

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2011, 10:52:59 AM »
Meh, you would have already been banned there :dunno:

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2011, 10:53:11 AM »
man these austin hayseeds are really coming out of the woodwork for their upcoming game against ksu.

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2011, 10:54:46 AM »
steers and queers

If this is really the best this board has to offer, I can go hang out with the intellectuals at kansasstate.rivals.com. Nobody wants that.

What's it matter? If(usually happens) we beat Tehjas, you will just disappear like a less whiny Oregonhawk(BMWJHawk) until we play again....

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2011, 10:55:37 AM »
Digging into Shaggy Bevo for anything but MS Paint is a futile effort.

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2011, 10:56:57 AM »
steers and queers

If this is really the best this board has to offer, I can go hang out with the intellectuals at kansasstate.rivals.com. Nobody wants that.

What's it matter? If(usually happens) we beat Tehjas, you will just disappear like a less whiny Oregonhawk(BMWJHawk) until we play again....

Check your lease, cause you're living in eff City.

I came directly here after the football game last fall. Didn't pass go, did collect $200 however.

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2011, 11:05:36 AM »
this whole thread is racist


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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2011, 11:08:03 AM »
Pffft.  A "Texan" is just a Mexican on his way to Oklahoma.  I'm not all that worried.

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2011, 11:10:48 AM »
this whole thread is racist

Seems to be pretty common in Kansas.

We had some issues with your brothers to the east.

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Re: Important- Austin Texas
« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2011, 11:15:50 AM »
It's a good thing I put my KSTATEO (hoops edition) schedule poster up on my wall at the office*.  Angry Jake and CK just confirmed this texas game isn't for a couple weeks.  We've got 3 rapes to commit before then.

*We are NOT all rolling about this here.