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Re: No Onions
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2011, 02:12:19 PM »
Order w/ onions if you are dining in.
If you are bringing that garbage back to the office you better order w/ no onions.
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Re: No Onions
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2011, 02:14:44 PM »
I thought this thread was geared towards people who refuse to eat onions on anything ever.  We should definitely focus on outing those people.
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Re: No Onions
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2011, 02:20:46 PM »
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Re: No Onions
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2011, 02:24:45 PM »
Lotta close talker squawks in this thread.

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Re: No Onions
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2011, 02:44:06 PM »
I thought this thread was geared towards people who refuse to eat onions on anything ever.  We should definitely focus on outing those people.

No, the question was why would anyone ever order something with no onions. The obvious answer for any non-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) is if you are in a situation where the odor is a problem. I'll always take onions any other time.

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Re: No Onions
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2011, 02:49:35 PM »
I thought this thread was geared towards people who refuse to eat onions on anything ever.  We should definitely focus on outing those people.

No, the question was why would anyone ever order something with no onions. The obvious answer for any non-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) is if you are in a situation where the odor is a problem. I'll always take onions any other time.

there are times that i don't take onions. like if i order a pizza, i rarely order onions on it.

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Re: No Onions
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2011, 02:52:48 PM »
I thought this thread was geared towards people who refuse to eat onions on anything ever.  We should definitely focus on outing those people.

No, the question was why would anyone ever order something with no onions. The obvious answer for any non-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) is if you are in a situation where the odor is a problem. I'll always take onions any other time.

there are times that i don't take onions. like if i order a pizza, i rarely order onions on it.

I rarely order pizza topping-by-topping (it's usually cheaper and always easier). However, I will never decline onions if it is part of a supreme/deluxe pizza. I don't go out for pizza for lunch, (because I am not in junior high), so it's never really an issue.

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Re: No Onions
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2011, 02:53:17 PM »
LOL @ the onion talk.

I cut farts as hot as magma in my cube that make my eyes water.  I don't give a eff about no onion breath.
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Re: No Onions
« Reply #33 on: February 14, 2011, 02:54:59 PM »
LOL @ the onion talk.

I cut farts as hot as magma in my cube that make my eyes water.  I don't give a eff about no onion breath.

This pretty much sums up what type of office  personality you are. You're that guy.

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Re: No Onions
« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2011, 02:57:41 PM »
Love onion flavoring in my food such as in Chili, fried potatoes, stuffing, etal. But GTFOOMF with raw onion in salads or any kind of sandwich
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Re: No Onions
« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2011, 02:59:10 PM »
I think _33 is the woman who was behind me in line almost 3 hours ago.  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: No Onions
« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2011, 03:00:21 PM »
What about green onion?  much less powerful. 

I eat them in my eggs often.  Delish.

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Re: No Onions
« Reply #37 on: February 14, 2011, 03:09:26 PM »
I think _33 is the woman who was behind me in line almost 3 hours ago.  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: No Onions
« Reply #38 on: February 14, 2011, 03:28:15 PM »
I was once guilty of this. It was actually an age thing, as a kid I didn't fully "trust" onions. Tried them in a dish once and was all :horrorsurprise: :emawkid:

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Re: No Onions
« Reply #39 on: February 14, 2011, 04:13:21 PM »
onions (and garlic) don't smell bad, you 'tards.  lol @ you 'tards for thinking people would rather smell your mouth bacteria than delicious onions (and garlic).
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Re: No Onions
« Reply #40 on: February 14, 2011, 04:34:43 PM »
onions (and garlic) don't smell bad, you 'tards.  lol @ you 'tards for thinking people would rather smell your mouth bacteria than delicious onions (and garlic).
 Some people, after eating garlic will secrete that smell through their pores.  Heather Locklear (sp) I believe was one of these people.  My wife also has that problem.  I always know when she has eaten something with galic on it.

 GARLIC CAN LEAK THROUGH YOUR PORES


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When a Garlic cell is broken by chopping, chewing, or crushing, enzymes stored in the cell trigger the breakdown of several compounds containing sulfur (such as Diallyl Sulfide and Allicin)  which are responsible for the sharp taste and strong smell of garlic.

It's kind of crazy that we love to eat Garlic cloves considering the compounds found in this plant are believed to have evolved as a defense mechanism deterring animals from ingesting the plant.

When eaten in large quantities, garlic may be strongly evident in your sweat and breath the following day. This is because garlic's strong smelling sulfur compounds are metabolized forming allyl methyl sulfide. AMS cannot be digested and is passed into the blood. It is carried to the lungs and the skin where it is excreted. Since digestion takes several hours, and release of AMS several hours more, the effect of eating garlic may be present for a long time.

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Re: No Onions
« Reply #41 on: February 14, 2011, 05:14:37 PM »
onions (and garlic) don't smell bad, you 'tards.  lol @ you 'tards for thinking people would rather smell your mouth bacteria than delicious onions (and garlic).

lol that's just because you are too busy smelling like refried beans.
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« Reply #42 on: February 14, 2011, 05:47:05 PM »
when i Hold Onions Order, i almost always do so for political reasons.  have you guys ever read the onion?  hilarious.  i'll go find some articles to link.  you guys will love them.  brb.

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« Reply #43 on: February 14, 2011, 06:21:35 PM »
Onions are amazing no matter what you do to them. Fried, caramelized, fresh and crunchy.... it's all good.

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Re: No Onions
« Reply #44 on: February 14, 2011, 06:44:38 PM »
Onion snobs always say to put them on your sandwich because "you can't even taste them."

Well, if you can't taste them, then what's the point?  :dunno:

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Re: No Onions
« Reply #45 on: February 14, 2011, 07:01:57 PM »
Onion snobs always say to put them on your sandwich because "you can't even taste them."

Well, if you can't taste them, then what's the point?  :dunno:

Agree 100%. My dad would always yell at me for not eating meals with onions and he would say this. That would always be my retort. Shut him up pretty quickly  :gocho:
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Re: No Onions
« Reply #46 on: February 14, 2011, 07:15:55 PM »
Onion snobs always say to put them on your sandwich because "you can't even taste them."

Well, if you can't taste them, then what's the point?  :dunno:

it means onions aren't the dominant flavor, they help bring out everything else.  they are the enhancer.  also, it's about the texture, similar to why you put iceberg lettuce on a samich for crunch.

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Re: No Onions
« Reply #47 on: February 15, 2011, 07:39:01 AM »
Onion snobs always say to put them on your sandwich because "you can't even taste them."

Well, if you can't taste them, then what's the point?  :dunno:

I think you're confusing onion snobs with complete dumbasses. hth

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Re: No Onions
« Reply #48 on: February 15, 2011, 02:58:52 PM »
"You can't even taste them" is just your dad's way of saying "stop being such a rough ridin' pussy."

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Re: No Onions
« Reply #49 on: February 16, 2011, 04:18:04 PM »
Heard on the radio the other day that Men who eat onions live longer. So theres that.