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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2300 on: March 29, 2012, 10:57:40 PM »
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A friend of mine was at the DC Alumnir event tonight.

Evidently Schulz said a number of ‘impressive’ candidates have contacted the school about the opening. He said that they would not rush it but wanted to find someone with the right values, skills, alumni support, etc that would fit in the K-State way of things and to give them a couple of weeks. Sure hope it doesn’t take that long.

Guy on our site.  God, I hope that's right.  It would dispel the, "Hire a mid-major loser by Tuesday" rumor.

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Over Olive Garden Breadsticks
JC: I have Tad Boyle lined up to be our coach, all we need to do is hammer out a contract
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JC: Well what about Sean Sutton, I already already let a leak get out that we could have him announced on Tuesday
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JC: Kirk, these are great hires, what more do you want?
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2301 on: March 29, 2012, 10:59:18 PM »
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A friend of mine was at the DC Alumnir event tonight.

Evidently Schulz said a number of ‘impressive’ candidates have contacted the school about the opening. He said that they would not rush it but wanted to find someone with the right values, skills, alumni support, etc that would fit in the K-State way of things and to give them a couple of weeks. Sure hope it doesn’t take that long.

Guy on our site.  God, I hope that's right.  It would dispel the, "Hire a mid-major loser by Tuesday" rumor.

It absolutely won't be a couple of weeks.  Every single relevant person in college basketball, Doug included, will spend the next 3-4 days in the same place.

Also if it was Sutton, wouldn't that make it somewhat possible that Doug could come with him?

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2302 on: March 29, 2012, 11:00:34 PM »
Alford talk..  :dubious:

http://www.santafenewmexican.com/sports/Alford-to-Kansas-State-rumors-start-to-spread

Pros .733 Winning Pct at NM and .653 career, BCS experience, multiple MWC Conference titles and NCAA appearances
Cons Dubious recruiting, 1 NCAA sweet 16 birth, meh factor.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2303 on: March 29, 2012, 11:05:42 PM »
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A friend of mine was at the DC Alumnir event tonight.

Evidently Schulz said a number of ‘impressive’ candidates have contacted the school about the opening. He said that they would not rush it but wanted to find someone with the right values, skills, alumni support, etc that would fit in the K-State way of things and to give them a couple of weeks. Sure hope it doesn’t take that long.

Guy on our site.  God, I hope that's right.  It would dispel the, "Hire a mid-major loser by Tuesday" rumor.

It absolutely won't be a couple of weeks.  Every single relevant person in college basketball, Doug included, will spend the next 3-4 days in the same place.

Also if it was Sutton, wouldn't that make it somewhat possible that Doug could come with him?

The coolest thing Scott Sutton would probably bring with him would be a turkey sandwich in a brown paper bag.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2304 on: March 29, 2012, 11:06:56 PM »
Remember when Doug called Cookie Miller a punk and wouldn't apologize to Sadler for it?   :love:

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2305 on: March 29, 2012, 11:07:16 PM »
would take alford.  :comehere:
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2306 on: March 29, 2012, 11:10:31 PM »
Whoa!  Slow down and think about this.


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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2307 on: March 29, 2012, 11:13:37 PM »
Think some more...


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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2308 on: March 29, 2012, 11:14:52 PM »
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2309 on: March 29, 2012, 11:18:15 PM »
Think some more...



I was on that train, then I heard Doug was interested and barrel rolled off of it.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2310 on: March 29, 2012, 11:19:51 PM »
As great of an atmosphere that a 70+ year old basketball coach would provide....

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2311 on: March 29, 2012, 11:26:19 PM »
OK.  Well what about Dennis Rodman?  He needs the money, and he's won a lot more basketball games and is way more qualified than Doug Gottlieb.  He's also way more entertaining.  The only downside I see is that he's not Jewish.  Or maybe he is...not sure. He did date Madonna.

Thoughts?

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2312 on: March 29, 2012, 11:28:24 PM »
OMG DOUG! #Gottlieb4KSU

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2313 on: March 29, 2012, 11:29:19 PM »
OK.  Well what about Dennis Rodman?  He needs the money, and he's won a lot more basketball games and is way more qualified than Doug Gottlieb.  He's also way more entertaining.  The only downside I see is that he's not Jewish.  Or maybe he is...not sure. He did date Madonna.

Thoughts?

don't be a dumbass here. start a new thread and then we can move it to the politics board. thanks.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2314 on: March 29, 2012, 11:32:11 PM »
jokes on you guys. we are not going to get some Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) loser. we're going to get some Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) loser AND overpay him.
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2315 on: March 29, 2012, 11:32:46 PM »
Guys...I have on good authority that Andy resigned and wont stick around for new staff (even if Undy was hired). I'm going to miss his ties.  Him and gottlieb on the bench together would have been super adorable.
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2316 on: March 29, 2012, 11:32:59 PM »
I never noticed ira hayes as a poster until he started being awful in this thread.  my god.   :flush:

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2317 on: March 29, 2012, 11:33:38 PM »
Guys...I have on good authority that Andy resigned and wont stick around for new staff (even if Undy was hired). I'm going to miss his ties.  Him and gottlieb on the bench together would have been super adorable.

yeah, I can confirm this.  he's going with frank/figgs.  I liked Andy a lot. 

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2318 on: March 29, 2012, 11:34:55 PM »
Guys...I have on good authority that Andy resigned and wont stick around for new staff (even if Undy was hired). I'm going to miss his ties.  Him and gottlieb on the bench together would have been super adorable.

yeah. Andy is gone. god speed emaw friend.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2319 on: March 29, 2012, 11:35:43 PM »
I never noticed ira hayes as a poster until he started being awful in this thread.  my god.   :flush:

Ira, Congrats!  You finally got SD to notice you.  BIG DAY IN THE HAYES HOUSEHOLD!

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2320 on: March 29, 2012, 11:37:12 PM »
OK.  Well what about Dennis Rodman?  He needs the money, and he's won a lot more basketball games and is way more qualified than Doug Gottlieb.  He's also way more entertaining.  The only downside I see is that he's not Jewish.  Or maybe he is...not sure. He did date Madonna.

Thoughts?

Stayed at the same hotel as Rodman during all-star week in Orlando, he was asked to step outside because he was smoking a cigar in the lobby at 7:00am. Was wearing a pink fish net shirt. Said he could smoke said cigar where he pleased. Would bring the Ray Lewis boss mentality you are searching for.
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2321 on: March 29, 2012, 11:37:33 PM »
OK.  Well what about Dennis Rodman?  He needs the money, and he's won a lot more basketball games and is way more qualified than Doug Gottlieb.  He's also way more entertaining.  The only downside I see is that he's not Jewish.  Or maybe he is...not sure. He did date Madonna.

Thoughts?

don't be a dumbass here. start a new thread and then we can move it to the politics board. thanks.

You think Doug Gottlieb is a candidate and you're calling me the dumbass?  You probably think Stephen Colbert is going to be the next President of the United States.

Go ahead.  Admit it.  I love Stephen Colbert.  I'm with you.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2322 on: March 29, 2012, 11:39:45 PM »
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2323 on: March 29, 2012, 11:40:48 PM »
Would really love to get #Gottlieb4KSU trending tomorrow during his show

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2324 on: March 29, 2012, 11:42:03 PM »
OT.  ran into Dennis in Vegas 2 weekends ago