Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring worst possible choice oscar weber)

[Rage Against the McKee]

Still have no idea who Hurricane is but I love the name and if the judges like him, I am in. Plus, who better than The Hurricane to coach in the OOD. Photoshoppers will have a blast. 

It's this guy. Sorry, I couldn't find a larger picture from his globetrotting days.

[steve dave]

I bet the Hurricane has at least one inbounds play that uses some ridiculous ploy to catch the other team off guard.

[ChiComCat]

I am going to assume that Currie is going to comprise his staff from this board.

Head Coach: _FAN
Asst/Lead recruiter: SD or Daris (The recruiting budget would be half $/half points)
Firey Asst: Trim
Strength and Conditioning: Whoever was posting about using steroids
Basketball Ops: KK

I'm not using points for work travel you bad person

Work CCs/miles.  No way I expected you to use your personal ones.  You'd have to have a secretary that would spend hours making your travel plans

YOU CAN'T EARN POINTS ON AWARD TRAVEL YOU bad person!

  You use the CC to give recruits impermissable benefits.  You use the points from the CC to travel, thus giving you more money to impermissably benefit the players.  Somehow, we just make it look like the money is going for travel.  If I have to spell it out for you this much, I am going with daris

[puniraptor]

[steve dave]

 

[ChiComCat]

LETS DO THE SECOND THING!

[michigancat]

I bet the Hurricane has at least one inbounds play that uses some ridiculous ploy to catch the other team off guard.

THE BARK LIKE A DOG PLAY!

[OregonSmock]

But hey, go ahead and keep taking everything out of context and pretending like taking Kent State to an Elite Eight and winning Big East COY isn't a big deal. 

Neither were a big deal beems. Please stop repeating them.

Then why do you love Frank Martin?  Taking K-State to an Elite Eight and winning Big 12 COY wasn't a big deal.

[Rage Against the McKee]

[michigancat]

But hey, go ahead and keep taking everything out of context and pretending like taking Kent State to an Elite Eight and winning Big East COY isn't a big deal. 

Neither were a big deal beems. Please stop repeating them.

Then why do you love Frank Martin?  Taking K-State to an Elite Eight and winning Big 12 COY weren't a big deal.

compare his conference record to Heath's. Also Frank has more NCAA tourneys in 5 seasons at a BCS school than Heath had in 10. So go ahead and STFU about heath.

[steve dave]

hey, john wall and brandon knight and pretty much every other first round draft pick for basically the last 3 years....remember when I recruited you?  yeah, I'm at KSU now, gonna need all of you to come to Manhattan to meet some new guys I'm recruiting.  K'Thanks. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

I bet the Hurricane has at least one inbounds play that uses some ridiculous ploy to catch the other team off guard.

Maybe 3 players go up to each ref at the same time and tell them their shoes are untied. As all 3 refs look down, we just go dunk the ball without even dribbling. 2 points.

[ChiComCat]

I bet the Hurricane has at least one inbounds play that uses some ridiculous ploy to catch the other team off guard.

THE BARK LIKE A DOG PLAY!

Well, looks like Rusty just took the last assistant spot on the all-bbs coaching staff

[LickNeckey]

But hey, go ahead and keep taking everything out of context and pretending like taking Kent State to an Elite Eight and winning Big East COY isn't a big deal. 

Neither were a big deal beems. Please stop repeating them.

Then why do you love Frank Martin?  Taking K-State to an Elite Eight and winning Big 12 COY wasn't a big deal.

good godwill you stop distracting us from #hurricane4ksu

please?

[steve dave]

I bet the Hurricane has at least one inbounds play that uses some ridiculous ploy to catch the other team off guard.

Maybe 3 players go up to each ref at the same time and tell them their shoes are untied. As all 3 refs look down, we just go dunk the ball without even dribbling. 2 points.

someone's pants are getting pulled down at some point

[OregonSmock]

But hey, go ahead and keep taking everything out of context and pretending like taking Kent State to an Elite Eight and winning Big East COY isn't a big deal. 

Neither were a big deal beems. Please stop repeating them.

Then why do you love Frank Martin?  Taking K-State to an Elite Eight and winning Big 12 COY weren't a big deal.

compare his conference record to Heath's. Also Frank has more NCAA tourneys in 5 seasons at a BCS school than Heath had in 10. So go ahead and STFU about heath.

Frank inherited a better situation at K-State than Heath, Rusty.  I will continue to talk about whatever I want to.  Your tears are delicious.

[michigancat]

We just have to figure out who we want to be the dog. If Jamar was still on the team, it would definitely be Jamar (obviously). Since he's gone, I think I'll go with Jordan because I love his voice.

[Ira Hayes]

Man, if we land the Hurricane it will be so fun 

oh crap yeah. I bet he wears sweatsuits to everything.

Just like Milt Richards?

[Rage Against the McKee]

I bet the Hurricane has at least one inbounds play that uses some ridiculous ploy to catch the other team off guard.

Maybe 3 players go up to each ref at the same time and tell them their shoes are untied. As all 3 refs look down, we just go dunk the ball without even dribbling. 2 points.

someone's pants are getting pulled down at some point

Bill's toupe will be in constant danger.

[OregonSmock]

But hey, go ahead and keep taking everything out of context and pretending like taking Kent State to an Elite Eight and winning Big East COY isn't a big deal. 

Neither were a big deal beems. Please stop repeating them.

Then why do you love Frank Martin?  Taking K-State to an Elite Eight and winning Big 12 COY wasn't a big deal.

good godwill you stop distracting us from #hurricane4ksu

please?

I might if I knew who Hurricane was.


 

[steve dave]

We just have to figure out who we want to be the dog. If Jamar was still on the team, it would definitely be Jamar (obviously). Since he's gone, I think I'll go with Jordan because I love his voice.

hmmmm, I say sprads because he will be very shy and do it very poorly and his voice is high and nobody will be able to look away even though they want to. 

[LickNeckey]

after skull rough ridin' Huggy in conference play the hrricane runs up with a gatorade cooler and throws it at Huggy.

except it's filled with confetti!!!!

Huggy breaks out in a drunken sweat and has a heart attack   

[Rage Against the McKee]

But hey, go ahead and keep taking everything out of context and pretending like taking Kent State to an Elite Eight and winning Big East COY isn't a big deal. 

Neither were a big deal beems. Please stop repeating them.

Then why do you love Frank Martin?  Taking K-State to an Elite Eight and winning Big 12 COY wasn't a big deal.

good godwill you stop distracting us from #hurricane4ksu

please?

I might if I knew who Hurricane was.


 

http://www.ukathletics.com/sports/m-baskbl/mtt/antigua_orlando00.html

[stobblebobby]

Holy crap, with Antigua the reversal of sentiment, from tucks and BBS'ers alike, toward Currie in one week would be so incredible to watch.

[LickNeckey]

Hurricane will start one of his adorable skits that involve children.

and accidentally grab Travis Ford.

adorable!