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Lots of people criticizing this thumb.  Pretty sure an opposable thumb was necessary in all aspects of cutting up that horrid KSTATEO poster and transforming it into fantastic KSTATEO gift-wrapping material (with ribbon!).  If the thumb was good enough for that, it's good enough for anything.

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how has this thread not turned creepy and been renamed Official Fitz bait Thread?

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I am only seeing red x's

me too  :dubious:

poor things...

for your viewing pleasure:


http://twitpic.com/3wwnw8



sweet.

also, apparently the female/male ratio has shifted a bit in this place.
Holy sausage fingers!  :horrorsurprise:

That's the shortest thumb I've ever seen in my life.  Is it just impossible to find gloves that fit?

Oh for sure! Some gloves come in sizes. My little nugget fingers stay nice and warm!!

and it can't be the shortest thumb you've EVER seen in your life. Ever heard of "children?"
My 2 year old thinks you have a short thumb.

Also, do lesbians prefer girth over length?  I kinda hope so for your sake.

wait who wants to know? you or the two year old?

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I have good news and bad news:

Good news: Terrific wrapping job.  You made someone very happy.

Bad news:  Judging by your hands, you're gay.  Though maybe thats not a bad thing for you :dunno:

http://viewzone2.com/homosexualx.html

this is an erroneous piece of evidence. unless with the statement "Lesbians' finger lengths were, on average, more like men's." you are inferring that men have really short fingers.

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jfc, you made a "Free Kelly" poster for the game?  Amazing anit-shirt-tuck propoganda.  And not just amazing for a girl. 

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jfc, you made a "Free Kelly" poster for the game?  Amazing anit-shirt-tuck propoganda.  And not just amazing for a girl. 

aw geez, you're making me blush. bringonthecats and i may or may not have done that.  :ck: even had somebody come out of the locker room to tell us that he loved it.

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xoxo, wildfratcountry. xo rough ridin' xo.

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...girl?


.........on the internet?


SCARE HER AWAY IMMEDIATELY. :users:

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how has this thread not turned creepy and been renamed Official Fitz bait Thread?

Because Dirty Sanchez has been busy on the phone all day trying to get a refund on his discount paint.

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I have good news and bad news:

Good news: Terrific wrapping job.  You made someone very happy.

Bad news:  Judging by your hands, you're gay.  Though maybe thats not a bad thing for you :dunno:

http://viewzone2.com/homosexualx.html

this is an erroneous piece of evidence. unless with the statement "Lesbians' finger lengths were, on average, more like men's." you are inferring that men have really short fingers.

 :frown: Caught me, I didn't read a word of it

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Terrific work wildfrat.  How was Bdubs yesterday?  Our waitress creeped the crap out of Cas and me.


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Terrific work wildfrat.  How was Bdubs yesterday?  Our waitress creeped the cac out of Cas and me.

It was fantastic until I managed to leave my to-go-box on the table when I left  :frown:. Still upset about it.

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Terrific work wildfrat.  How was Bdubs yesterday?  Our waitress creeped the cac out of Cas and me.

It was fantastic until I managed to leave my to-go-box on the table when I left  :frown:. Still upset about it.

Sounds like you should keep some KSTATEO posters pak'd in your purse so that you can wrap up your to-go boxes and make them hard to forget.  :dunno:

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There is a waitress at BWW in Topeka that only has one hand.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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There is a waitress at BWW in Topeka that only has one hand.

How does she carry the tray? Does she just keep walking back to the food stand? Seems inefficient.

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There is a waitress at BWW in Topeka that only has one hand.

How does she carry the tray? Does she just keep walking back to the food stand? Seems inefficient.
She uses the stump to help prop things up, also carries drinks and stuff between her forearm and her body.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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There is a waitress at BWW in Topeka that only has one hand.

How does she carry the tray? Does she just keep walking back to the food stand? Seems inefficient.
She uses the stump to help prop things up, also carries drinks and stuff between her forearm and her body.

KSTATEO poster prosthetic hand?  :dunno:

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There is a waitress at BWW in Topeka that only has one hand.

How does she carry the tray? Does she just keep walking back to the food stand? Seems inefficient.
She uses the stump to help prop things up, also carries drinks and stuff between her forearm and her body.

KSTATEO poster prosthetic hand?  :dunno:
:horrorsurprise:
THE_ED'S STAYING ALIVE GAME CHAMPION

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There is a waitress at BWW in Topeka that only has one hand.

How does she carry the tray? Does she just keep walking back to the food stand? Seems inefficient.
She uses the stump to help prop things up, also carries drinks and stuff between her forearm and her body.

KSTATEO poster prosthetic hand?  :dunno:
:horrorsurprise:


She'd be better off throwing a hook on that stump.

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There is a waitress at BWW in Topeka that only has one hand.

How does she carry the tray? Does she just keep walking back to the food stand? Seems inefficient.
She uses the stump to help prop things up, also carries drinks and stuff between her forearm and her body.

KSTATEO poster prosthetic hand?  :dunno:
:horrorsurprise:


She'd be better off throwing a hook on that stump.


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Just another quick question...if you're a chick, what's with the name?  Wildfratcountry?  Raises a lot of questions...

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"Son. This is why we are wildcats. Hard work, pride, the heart of this country. And if that's not enough for you, you can just move to California with your punk friends."

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Just another quick question...if you're a chick, what's with the name?  Wildfratcountry?  Raises a lot of questions...

 :users:

Because frats are totally kickass?  That was my conclusion.

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someone was awful lucky to score that kstateo present.  i dream of crap like that. 


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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99% of the time, the thought of women talking about sports on the internet seems like a really horrible idea.  but this might work, ya know?  just as long as she doesn't start asking for equal rights and crap.