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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2011, 02:38:43 PM »
I'm a little sad that this is not a sock.

but good luck w/ the weight gain, stunted.

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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2011, 02:43:00 PM »
I remember I was 92 lbs in 8th grade football.

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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2011, 04:13:29 PM »
I remember I was 92 lbs in 8th grade football.



i was 96.

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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2011, 04:26:05 PM »
I remember I was 92 lbs in 8th grade football.



i was 96.

I was 105 in the 5th grade.  :comehere: 6' 140 in the 8th.   :comehere:
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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2011, 04:27:54 PM »
I remember I was 92 lbs in 8th grade football.



i was 96.

I was 105 in the 5th grade.  :comehere: 6' 140 in the 8th.   :comehere:

JFC, I bet you were dunking on the 8 1/2 foot future pro break away at the rich neighbor's house

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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2011, 04:36:20 PM »
I remember I was 92 lbs in 8th grade football.



i was 96.

I was 105 in the 5th grade.  :comehere: 6' 140 in the 8th.   :comehere:

you and badnewsjimmy both picked really good names.

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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #31 on: February 03, 2011, 04:44:12 PM »
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #32 on: February 03, 2011, 05:55:12 PM »
this thread started with so much potential but to be honest with you stunted it has really digressed into a macho man pissing contest and its starting to make my blood boil.  also your blog sucks ass, try a little harder you piece of crap.


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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #33 on: February 03, 2011, 09:41:06 PM »
whats the reason behind this stunted? you need to try and achieve your earlier goal of dunking.

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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #34 on: February 03, 2011, 10:17:32 PM »
too young to worry about cholesterol.

give your results to piss and I, perhaps we can publish another paper.

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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #35 on: February 03, 2011, 10:19:32 PM »
I lost 27 pounds from May 2010 - July 2010 :D

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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #36 on: February 04, 2011, 12:21:17 AM »
piss I'm going to kick your ass when I gain these 30 pounds.

yga, I set this goal mainly because I'm awesome.

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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #37 on: February 04, 2011, 06:45:57 AM »
piss I'm going to kick your ass when I gain these 30 pounds.

yga, I set this goal mainly because I'm awesome.
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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #38 on: February 04, 2011, 04:10:01 PM »
Some changes to my diet.

Going to add 1 cup of olive oil (2000 calories), 1 cup of peanuts (800 calories), and 2 liters (1000 calories) of milk per day.  I'll be shotting olive oil and chasing with milk.  I rough ridin' love shots.  This is in addition to pigging out and weight gainer.

And thanks to the motherfuckers in THIS THREAD everything I eat will be "clean"

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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #39 on: February 04, 2011, 04:21:26 PM »
Some changes to my diet.

Going to add 1 cup of olive oil (2000 calories), 1 cup of peanuts (800 calories), and 2 liters (1000 calories) of milk per day.  I'll be shotting olive oil and chasing with milk.  I effing love shots.  This is in addition to pigging out and weight gainer.

And thanks to the mothereffers in THIS THREAD everything I eat will be "clean"

Please post katpak headed pics so we can see your progress TIA
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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #40 on: February 04, 2011, 04:58:45 PM »
I have actually asked a teach before when to use Affect rather than Effect and had them  :dunno: at me.

One of the mysteries I have resigned myself to never knowing.

sounds like a really shitty teacher

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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #41 on: February 04, 2011, 05:16:11 PM »
piss I'm going to kick your ass when I gain these 30 pounds.

yga, I set this goal mainly because I'm awesome.

will those 30 pounds get you any closer to 2 bills?  seriously twiggy, you're going to need to eat a lot of peanuts and olive oil.


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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #42 on: February 05, 2011, 03:18:30 AM »
4 shots of olive oil down, 1 more to go.

It is 50x worse than I imagined.

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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #43 on: February 05, 2011, 09:23:40 AM »
you've got the right idea with the calories, but wouldn't it be much tastier and easier to stuff junk food into your face all day long?

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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #44 on: February 05, 2011, 06:14:56 PM »
JFC, are you trying to gain muscle or fat? cause the "diet" you say youre on is just gonna lead you to a heart attack and a stone in every rough ridin' organ you can think of. 

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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #45 on: February 06, 2011, 12:29:45 AM »
Aside from milk, what else is a threat to get stones?

Besides getting it in my testicles.

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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #46 on: February 06, 2011, 08:13:27 AM »
I think this whole thread is a hoax

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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #47 on: February 10, 2011, 12:44:30 PM »
Gained 7 pounds so far.  Ahead of pace if you divide pounds by days.  Eating all this disgusting crap makes me feel too bloated and sick to really pig out.

I'll be able to hit 30 pounds.  Going to aim for 40 pounds.

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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #48 on: February 10, 2011, 12:46:26 PM »
Gained 7 pounds so far.  Ahead of pace if you divide pounds by days.  Eating all this disgusting cac makes me feel too bloated and sick to really pig out.

I'll be able to hit 30 pounds.  Going to aim for 40 pounds.

How is your cholesterol level and BP?
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Re: I will gain 30 pounds in 2 months
« Reply #49 on: February 10, 2011, 12:53:30 PM »
Kstateo forums have to have the oddest collection of socks/posters.