I thought the cardboard box was gonna contain a loose working phone, a plastic shell of a phone and some pins, whatever those were. Open it up and there's just a droid DNA box like what a new phone comes in. Perfect. Open that up and there's a brand new phone, looks great. I tell Gooch that I'm glad I don't have to worry about pins and fake phones. Then I pull on this separator thing and there's a 2nd phone. Looks and feels exactly like the first one but apparently is fake. Underneath that was a big bag of custom HTC metal things with poker deals on the ends to put in the hole that pops out SIM cards or something. All of this packed in a relatively small retail box for a phone. So, guess I've got a new droid DNA plus a decoy one.
And if anybody needs their SIM cards popped out but hates paperclips, I'm your man.