Gave out christmas bonuses this year for my doorman, cleaning lady and dry-cleaning guy. Also made sure to give a christmas bonus my girlfriend's hairstylist. This all adds up to me being the sharpest looking/feeling motherf*cker on my block when I round the corner, have my suit handed to me as I pass the dry cleaner, my girlfriend comes out of the salon to my waiting arm with her hair done as we approach my apartment where the doorman rushes out with an umbrella for us as another holds the door and calls an elevator up to my mint-fresh apartment. Later I am able to dedicate my night to having completely mind-blowing sex as my menial tasks have been taken care of due to my outsourcing and prodigious tipping.
Life's good on this side of the aisle. Service-oriented economy, dimwits. Get with it.