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Re: The Fat rough rider Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2010, 11:48:42 AM »
Is there a minimum age that a person has to be before someone can make fun of their death?  I'm not really up to speed on all the rules and regulations of COMMUNIST RUSSIA!

I think even the anti-communist Michael Moore would say that using the death of an innocent newborn as fodder for our dislike of Collins is beneath us and despicable.   Grow up.

There's a difference in having fun, being irreverent, and acting like a despicable fanbase.    How would you have felt if KU fans made fun of Vanessa Stewart's death?
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Re: The Fat rough rider Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #26 on: February 16, 2010, 11:52:37 AM »
I wish Michael Moore would have died when he was a baby.

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Re: The Fat rough rider Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #27 on: February 16, 2010, 12:01:43 PM »
Is there a minimum age that a person has to be before someone can make fun of their death?  I'm not really up to speed on all the rules and regulations of COMMUNIST RUSSIA!

I think even the anti-communist Michael Moore would say that using the death of an innocent newborn as fodder for our dislike of Collins is beneath us and despicable.   Grow up.

There's a difference in having fun, being irreverent, and acting like a despicable fanbase.    How would you have felt if KU fans made fun of Vanessa Stewart's death?

We would all have approved of Vanessa's death had it been before childbirth.

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Re: The Fat fracker Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2010, 12:16:09 PM »
babies are barely even people, and they get to go straight to heaven, since they're innocent and all.  that's what makes it funny.  when old people, who as sentient beings have contemplated their own mortality, die undoubtedly following years of unrepentant sinning, it is a tragedy.  rip, if possible, old people.
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Re: The Fat fracker Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2010, 12:17:28 PM »
babies are barely even people, and they get to go straight to heaven, since they're innocent and all.  that's what makes it funny.  when old people, who as sentient beings have contemplated their own mortality, die undoubtedly following years of unrepentant sinning, it is a tragedy.  rip, if possible, old people.

jfc, you are beautiful with words and stuff  :love:

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Re: The Fat fracker Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2010, 12:27:49 PM »
Proud to be here for the first "Brook Berringer" moment on the new site.  :cool:
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: The Fat fracker Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2010, 12:32:50 PM »
Proud to be here for the first "Brook Berringer" moment on the new site.  :cool:

I've got no real problem with that one....tragic yes, but he was an adult and was even at fault.   Classless yes, despicable, no.

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Re: The Fat fracker Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #32 on: February 16, 2010, 12:35:14 PM »
Proud to be here for the first "Brook Berringer" moment on the new site.  :cool:

I've got no real problem with that one....tragic yes, but he was an adult and was even at fault.   Classless yes, despicable, no.

you're one weird cat.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: The Fat rough rider Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2010, 12:35:23 PM »
What's funnier than Sharon's dead baby?

Sharon's dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

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Re: The Fat fracker Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2010, 12:36:47 PM »
Proud to be here for the first "Brook Berringer" moment on the new site.  :cool:

I've got no real problem with that one....tragic yes, but he was an adult and was even at fault.   Classless yes, despicable, no.

you're one weird cat.

no, just a Cat with a baby on the way, who realizes what that means.

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Re: The Fat rough rider Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #35 on: February 16, 2010, 12:37:19 PM »
I like to eat babies.  

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Re: The Fat fracker Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2010, 12:37:50 PM »
babies are barely even people, and they get to go straight to heaven, since they're innocent and all.  that's what makes it funny.  when old people, who as sentient beings have contemplated their own mortality, die undoubtedly following years of unrepentant sinning, it is a tragedy.  rip, if possible, old people.

Not without a baptism you aren't, you little innocent frackers!   :chainsaw:

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Re: The Fat rough rider Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #37 on: February 16, 2010, 12:38:04 PM »
What's funnier than Sharon's dead baby?

Sharon's dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

why would you want Sherron's baby to sit beside you?

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Re: The Fat fracker Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #38 on: February 16, 2010, 12:38:25 PM »
you're one weird cat.

no, just a Cat with a baby on the way, who realizes what that means.

do you not have old relatives, or relatives that use motorized transport?  do you not realize what that means?
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: The Fat fracker Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #39 on: February 16, 2010, 12:39:22 PM »
Proud to be here for the first "Brook Berringer" moment on the new site.  :cool:

I've got no real problem with that one....tragic yes, but he was an adult and was even at fault.   Classless yes, despicable, no.

you're one weird cat.

no, just a Cat with a baby on the way, who realizes what that means.

SPOILER ALERT:

It's gonna be Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

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Re: The Fat fracker Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #40 on: February 16, 2010, 12:41:22 PM »
you're one weird cat.

no, just a Cat with a baby on the way, who realizes what that means.

do you not have old relatives, or relatives that use motorized transport?  do you not realize what that means?

I do, and if one of them is killed while piloting a small plane, it will be tragic, but it will be what it is.    I've got a good friend who is a pilot, and we joke about it often.   He'd be the first to tell you if he lawn darts his jet into a corn field and it's pilot error, he'd be a dumbass.

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Re: The Fat fracker Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #41 on: February 16, 2010, 12:44:10 PM »
I do, and if one of them is killed while piloting a small plane, it will be tragic, but it will be what it is.    I've got a good friend who is a pilot, and we joke about it often.   He'd be the first to tell you if he lawn darts his jet into a corn field and it's pilot error, he'd be a dumbass.

well, piloting a plane is a lot harder than falling out of a vagina and breathing, so i guess we'll just have to agree to disagree on who is the dumbass.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: The Fat fracker Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #42 on: February 16, 2010, 12:45:31 PM »
What's blue and orange and is found at the bottom of a pool? Give up? A dead baby after its floaties pop!

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Re: The Fat rough rider Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #43 on: February 16, 2010, 12:45:59 PM »
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?


A baby with a punctured lung.

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Re: The Fat fracker Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #44 on: February 16, 2010, 12:46:38 PM »
Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: The Fat fracker Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #45 on: February 16, 2010, 12:49:51 PM »
How do you make a dead baby float? Give up? 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream, one cup of dead baby.

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Re: The Fat rough rider Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #46 on: February 16, 2010, 12:52:20 PM »
What is better than a dead baby?

The revoked child-support.

(fitting for this thread)

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Re: The Fat fracker Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #47 on: February 16, 2010, 01:29:24 PM »
How many of sharron's babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Re: The Fat fracker Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #48 on: February 16, 2010, 01:43:48 PM »
oh good, another productive member of society
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Re: The Fat fracker Cannot Stop Crapping Out Kids!
« Reply #49 on: February 16, 2010, 01:51:59 PM »
oh good, another REproductive member of society

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