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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #200 on: September 25, 2013, 04:32:54 PM »
Not a big trekkie, but young Spock/old Spock and then always breaking the rules or protocols or whatever, I mean come on. 

And on the last one, all this wiz bang technology but some guy just flys up right outside to the most sensitive area of Starfleet Command after a secret base gets blown up and the best they can muster is a few guards with some guns and a fire hose?   But out there in space they've got a secret base that's building the most amazing StarFleet Battle Wagon ever.  BS

What about the total absence of planetary air defense measures?  Jesus they just let two gigantic space ships come crashing on down into a major city.  Bull crap. 
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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #201 on: September 25, 2013, 04:36:23 PM »
Not a big trekkie, but young Spock/old Spock and then always breaking the rules or protocols or whatever, I mean come on. 

And on the last one, all this wiz bang technology but some guy just flys up right outside to the most sensitive area of Starfleet Command after a secret base gets blown up and the best they can muster is a few guards with some guns and a fire hose?   But out there in space they've got a secret base that's building the most amazing StarFleet Battle Wagon ever.  BS

What about the total absence of planetary air defense measures?  Jesus they just let two gigantic space ships come crashing on down into a major city.  Bull crap.

San Franciscans want to crucify people for working at google and you think they would allow some unsightly air defense ships to hover over their city?

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #202 on: September 25, 2013, 04:43:30 PM »
Planet of the Apes, YEAH rough ridin' RIGHT!!! Amirite or amirite?

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #203 on: September 25, 2013, 04:44:41 PM »
Not a big trekkie, but young Spock/old Spock and then always breaking the rules or protocols or whatever, I mean come on. 

And on the last one, all this wiz bang technology but some guy just flys up right outside to the most sensitive area of Starfleet Command after a secret base gets blown up and the best they can muster is a few guards with some guns and a fire hose?   But out there in space they've got a secret base that's building the most amazing StarFleet Battle Wagon ever.  BS

What about the total absence of planetary air defense measures?  Jesus they just let two gigantic space ships come crashing on down into a major city.  Bull crap.

San Franciscans want to crucify people for working at google and you think they would allow some unsightly air defense ships to hover over their city?

It would not be ships.  It would be like concealed energy rockets or whatever hidden undergound that pop up when needed.  You would never see them.  Pffft, air defense noob apparently. 
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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #204 on: September 25, 2013, 04:45:40 PM »
4G, inverted dive with a Mig 28, at 2 meters range?  C'mon.

Basically, fighter jets might not ever even see each other before someone is dead.  Jet wash?  Flat spin?  Goose smashing into the canopy?  All not feasible.

Actually, it sounds like pretty much this exact thing happened with an Iranian Air Force jet back in March.

http://theaviationist.com/2013/09/19/f-22-f-4-intercept/#.UkNHxNoo6if

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #205 on: September 26, 2013, 01:03:07 PM »
4G, inverted dive with a Mig 28, at 2 meters range?  C'mon.

Basically, fighter jets might not ever even see each other before someone is dead.  Jet wash?  Flat spin?  Goose smashing into the canopy?  All not feasible.

Actually, it sounds like pretty much this exact thing happened with an Iranian Air Force jet back in March.

http://theaviationist.com/2013/09/19/f-22-f-4-intercept/#.UkNHxNoo6if

Top Gun = as rock solid as Gibraltar
Yeah. I'm totally going to fight Emo if i ever see him. He best keep Top Gun out his mouth!

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #206 on: September 26, 2013, 01:16:09 PM »
Guys I love Top Gun more than any of you, and it's that love that allows me to look at it through the lens of objectivity.  I once broke up with a girl because she hated Top Gun. 

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #207 on: September 26, 2013, 01:32:01 PM »
THAT'S RIGHT! Ice......man. I am dangerous.

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #208 on: September 26, 2013, 01:32:17 PM »
try to blow a hole in that quote ^

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #209 on: September 26, 2013, 01:32:30 PM »
(you can't)

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #210 on: September 26, 2013, 01:38:59 PM »
4G, inverted dive with a Mig 28, at 2 meters range?  C'mon.

Basically, fighter jets might not ever even see each other before someone is dead.  Jet wash?  Flat spin?  Goose smashing into the canopy?  All not feasible.

Actually, it sounds like pretty much this exact thing happened with an Iranian Air Force jet back in March.

http://theaviationist.com/2013/09/19/f-22-f-4-intercept/#.UkNHxNoo6if

Top Gun = as rock solid as Gibraltar

Yeah, if you are going to pick on any TG flaw, look no further than Tom Cruise and St. Elsewhere taking out a completely shredded Val Kilmer in beach volleyball.  Talk about a huge hole.

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #211 on: September 26, 2013, 01:43:47 PM »
Anyone else think that someone with the security clearance and education of "Charlie" would ever take the risk of getting with "Maverick?"  I mean ya she was just using him for the Mig, but she fell for him I think.  Astrophysicists don't fall for people like that. 

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #212 on: September 26, 2013, 01:45:28 PM »
Regarding Ferris; schools go until June in Chicago. 

I grew up in the northeast and school graduation was at the end of June in my hometown, prom: Mid-May, spring break: the week around Easter.

Not all schools have a calendar like KS  :eek:

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #213 on: September 26, 2013, 01:47:16 PM »
Face/Off

When altered Sean Archer came home and eventually made sexy time with Joan Allen, she should have known immediately that it wasn't really her husband.  The movie is called Face/Off, not Face and Dong/Off.

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #214 on: September 26, 2013, 01:49:26 PM »
Regarding Ferris; schools go until June in Chicago. 

I grew up in the northeast and school graduation was at the end of June in my hometown, prom: Mid-May, spring break: the week around Easter.

Not all schools have a calendar like KS  :eek:

Northeast = Chicago?

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #215 on: September 26, 2013, 01:51:44 PM »
Regarding Ferris; schools go until June in Chicago. 

I grew up in the northeast and school graduation was at the end of June in my hometown, prom: Mid-May, spring break: the week around Easter.

Not all schools have a calendar like KS  :eek:

Northeast = Chicago?

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What a terrible thing to blatantly lie about.  Poor choice liarcat. 
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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #216 on: September 26, 2013, 01:54:28 PM »
Dexter walks right into a hospital, pulls the plug on his sister, carries her out of the hospital, puts her on his boat, and sails off.  Yeah.  rough ridin'.  Right.


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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #217 on: September 26, 2013, 01:58:11 PM »
Dexter walks right into a hospital, pulls the plug on his sister, carries her out of the hospital, puts her on his boat, and sails off.  Yeah.  rough ridin'.  Right.


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not a movie  :curse:

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #218 on: September 26, 2013, 01:59:17 PM »
seems to me LSOC has really let this thread get away from him  :dunno:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #219 on: September 26, 2013, 02:06:58 PM »
Anyone else think that someone with the security clearance and education of "Charlie" would ever take the risk of getting with "Maverick?"  I mean ya she was just using him for the Mig, but she fell for him I think.  Astrophysicists don't fall for people like that.

actual photo of current-day Charlie:


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« Reply #220 on: September 26, 2013, 02:11:39 PM »
Fast Times- Spicoli and Jefferson's brother wreck Charles' car in the middle of the night. The next day, Charles doesn't see his car until after school...HOW DID CHARLES JOHNSON GET TO SCHOOL??    <KABOOOOOOOM>

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« Reply #221 on: September 26, 2013, 02:36:59 PM »
Anyone else think that someone with the security clearance and education of "Charlie" would ever take the risk of getting with "Maverick?"  I mean ya she was just using him for the Mig, but she fell for him I think.  Astrophysicists don't fall for people like that.

actual photo of current-day Charlie:



Cannot see.  :Crybaby:

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #222 on: September 26, 2013, 02:58:42 PM »
in Oblivion when Tom Cruise was like "man i really need to cover more ground to search for this crap" and so he ditches his 1000mph space plane and hops on his moped.

in oblivion when the robot killing machines are trashing the base and instantly shooting everyone with disintegrating lasers on sight then it runs into the group of people cowering in the dark dead end hallway instead of instantly shooting them it sloooooowly aims all of its targeting lasers at their heads really slowly untie jaimie snipes its ass. why didnt it instantly shoot them like everyone else.

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #223 on: September 26, 2013, 03:21:03 PM »
In The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 in the only actual fight scene in the whole movie where a bunch of the good sparkly vampires and the werewolves die. But then you learn it was all a vision in Alice's head, even though everyone knows that Alice's visions are blocked when werewolves or Renesmee are involved.

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« Reply #224 on: September 26, 2013, 03:22:16 PM »
Anyone else think that someone with the security clearance and education of "Charlie" would ever take the risk of getting with "Maverick?"  I mean ya she was just using him for the Mig, but she fell for him I think.  Astrophysicists don't fall for people like that.

actual photo of current-day Charlie:



Cannot see.  :Crybaby:

try this one