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[Rage Against the McKee]

In the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Abraham Lincoln gives a speech at the high school and ends it with "Party on, dudes!" Well, the term "dude" originated in 1876 and Abe died in 1832 . . .

effing weak.  He just got back from a most righteous adventure with his bros Bill and Ted.  That's where he picked up the term.    Sheesh

Good point. I guess that movie really is airtight. Most time travel movies just can't avoid the plot holes like this. Hollywood should take notes.

[lopakman]

In the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Abraham Lincoln gives a speech at the high school and ends it with "Party on, dudes!" Well, the term "dude" originated in 1876 and Abe died in 1865 . . .

Keanu Reeves and that blond guy who no one knows said that line a million times in that movie.  I think the intent was that he picked it up from them. 

['taterblast]

in step brothers, will ferrell's mean older brother says he hasn't had a carb since 2004 but i say that's bullshit because HE'S DRINKING A BEER IN THAT SAME VERY SCENE.

[Rage Against the McKee]

in step brothers, will ferrell's mean older brother says he hasn't had a carb since 2004 but i say that's bullshit because HE'S DRINKING A BEER IN THAT SAME VERY SCENE.

That fits the plot, though. The plot of that movie is that Will's older brother is a mean, lying son of a bitch that he hates the crap out of until eventually becoming best friends with him.

['taterblast]

yeah well, fuckin, maybe i'm not good at this

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

flux capacitor isn't really a thing because flux measures... eff it. no one cares.

[Cartierfor3]

Toy Story: No way that RC Car could catch up to the moving van at the end.

[Emo EMAW]

4G, inverted dive with a Mig 28, at 2 meters range?  C'mon.

Basically, fighter jets might not ever even see each other before someone is dead.  Jet wash?  Flat spin?  Goose smashing into the canopy?  All not feasible.

[Cartierfor3]

Toy Story 2: Bullseye the Horse licks cheeto stuff off of the fat guy's (Newman from Seinfeld) fingers while he is sleeping. Toys are not flesh, they are made from fabric and plastic and stuff like that, so the horse would not want to taste cheetos.

[Cartierfor3]

Toy Story 3: The Hugs o lot bear smells like strawberries. No way after being in a daycare for years and years would he smell like that still. If anything he would smell like barf.

[Cartierfor3]

Ninja Turtles 1: In the opening scene, the pizza guy slides a pizza box vertically into the sewer, yet when they open it, the cheese is fine. No way the cheese doesn't slide off.

[Cartierfor3]

Juno: No way that kid's mom doesn't find out he knocked up Juno. Some big mouth would tell.

[Brock Landers]

4G, inverted dive with a Mig 28, at 2 meters range?  C'mon.

Basically, fighter jets might not ever even see each other before someone is dead.  Jet wash?  Flat spin?  Goose smashing into the canopy?  All not feasible.

Also, the Polaroid of that Mig never would have turned out because of the glare from the canopy.

[Brock Landers]

4G, inverted dive with a Mig 28, at 2 meters range?  C'mon.

Basically, fighter jets might not ever even see each other before someone is dead.  Jet wash?  Flat spin?  Goose smashing into the canopy?  All not feasible.

Also, the Polaroid of that Mig never would have turned out because of the glare from the canopy.

Another one: rubber dog crap is sent from Hong Kong via cargo ship, not cargo planes.

[sonofdaxjones]

Not a big trekkie, but young Spock/old Spock and then always breaking the rules or protocols or whatever, I mean come on. 

And on the last one, all this wiz bang technology but some guy just flys up right outside to the most sensitive area of Starfleet Command after a secret base gets blown up and the best they can muster is a few guards with some guns and a fire hose?   But out there in space they've got a secret base that's building the most amazing StarFleet Battle Wagon ever.  BS

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Not a big trekkie

 

[Rage Against the McKee]

Not a big trekkie, but young Spock/old Spock and then always breaking the rules or protocols or whatever, I mean come on. 

And on the last one, all this wiz bang technology but some guy just flys up right outside to the most sensitive area of Starfleet Command after a secret base gets blown up and the best they can muster is a few guards with some guns and a fire hose?   But out there in space they've got a secret base that's building the most amazing StarFleet Battle Wagon ever.  BS

Maybe you should tread lightly.

[Mrs. Gooch]

in step brothers, will ferrell's mean older brother says he hasn't had a carb since 2004 but i say that's bullshit because HE'S DRINKING A BEER IN THAT SAME VERY SCENE.

That's his younger brother.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

in step brothers, will ferrell's mean older brother says he hasn't had a carb since 2004 but i say that's bullshit because HE'S DRINKING A BEER IN THAT SAME VERY SCENE.

That's his younger brother.

yeah well, fuckin, maybe i'm not good at this

can confirm.

[RickRampus]

any movie where you hear loud noises in space coming from outside the capsule/space station, etc. is bullshit.  There is no noise in space because there is no oxygen to carry the sound waves, or something like that. 

['taterblast]

 

[Cartierfor3]

3 Ninjas: a 12 year old white kid dunks. Yeah right!

[SEK_EMAW]

4G, inverted dive with a Mig 28, at 2 meters range?  C'mon.

Basically, fighter jets might not ever even see each other before someone is dead.  Jet wash?  Flat spin?  Goose smashing into the canopy?  All not feasible.

Actually, it sounds like pretty much this exact thing happened with an Iranian Air Force jet back in March.

http://theaviationist.com/2013/09/19/f-22-f-4-intercept/#.UkNHxNoo6if

[mocat]

4G, inverted dive with a Mig 28, at 2 meters range?  C'mon.

Basically, fighter jets might not ever even see each other before someone is dead.  Jet wash?  Flat spin?  Goose smashing into the canopy?  All not feasible.

Actually, it sounds like pretty much this exact thing happened with an Iranian Air Force jet back in March.

http://theaviationist.com/2013/09/19/f-22-f-4-intercept/#.UkNHxNoo6if

Top Gun = as rock solid as Gibraltar

[HerrSonntag]

4G, inverted dive with a Mig 28, at 2 meters range?  C'mon.

Basically, fighter jets might not ever even see each other before someone is dead.  Jet wash?  Flat spin?  Goose smashing into the canopy?  All not feasible.

Actually, it sounds like pretty much this exact thing happened with an Iranian Air Force jet back in March.

http://theaviationist.com/2013/09/19/f-22-f-4-intercept/#.UkNHxNoo6if

Top Gun = as rock solid as Gibraltar

The only species of monkey native to Europe live on various parts of the rock of Gibralter.  Am I doing this right?