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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #100 on: January 24, 2011, 03:49:34 PM »
never understood the love that a movie like back to the future gets, absolutely terrible movie.

It is the Huey Lewis soundtrack.

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #101 on: January 24, 2011, 03:50:50 PM »
never understood the love that a movie like back to the future gets, absolutely terrible movie.

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never understood the love that a movie like back to the future gets, absolutely terrible movie.

It is the Huey Lewis soundtrack.
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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #102 on: January 24, 2011, 03:59:39 PM »
Oceans 11:  The decoy truck gets the fake money loaded into and then blown up.  How did they get the fake money down to the vault to begin with?  No way the chinese guy had enough room.  Clooney/Damon didn't have it.  :dunno:

Didn't the "swat" team come in carrying the bags of fake money?

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #103 on: January 24, 2011, 04:35:29 PM »
never understood the love that a movie like back to the future gets, absolutely terrible movie.
Wow, name a better time travel movie.  I dare you.

Not that I dislike Back to the Future (having seen it in the theater on opening day), but I would say that Terminator and Terminator 2 are as good if not better.  Also, I liked Time Cop as well, but it probably is not quite as good. 

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Inception:  Wait... he's walking around in his dream and what? Wait-truth syrum.  WTF is this?  It's blowing my mind.  Anyone know how this worked?  How did they figure out all of these hard and fast rules of dreams anyway?  There is a "Shared" dream space in Limbo--which you can only reach five layers deep.  You know what I think Christopher Nolan just made all this crap up. 

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #104 on: January 24, 2011, 04:40:45 PM »
never understood the love that a movie like back to the future gets, absolutely terrible movie.
Wow, name a better time travel movie.  I dare you.

Time Bandits?

It's the only kids movie I know of where the boy's parents are killed at the end and he's left abandoned standing on the street.
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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #105 on: January 24, 2011, 04:51:24 PM »
in "night at the museum," how the eff did all the exhibits know how to talk/who they were and stuff?  like, they were just dummies.  not the real historical figure.


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« Reply #106 on: January 24, 2011, 04:52:31 PM »

Inception:  Wait... he's walking around in his dream and what? Wait-truth syrum.  WTF is this?  It's blowing my mind.  Anyone know how this worked?  How did they figure out all of these hard and fast rules of dreams anyway?  There is a "Shared" dream space in Limbo--which you can only reach five layers deep.  You know what I think Christopher Nolan just made all this cac up. 

It's been a while since I saw Inception, but -- even accepting the writer's logic, Leo had to die to get to limbo, but he didn't (right?).  I think he supposedly got there by going to the next level of dreaming.  (It would have made logical sense if one of the other characters had shot and killed Leo in the dream to get him to limbo.)  So, unless the point of the movie is that Leo was just in another dream level, instead of limbo, that's one of the hundreds of plot holes in that movie.
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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #107 on: January 24, 2011, 04:55:48 PM »

Inception:  Wait... he's walking around in his dream and what? Wait-truth syrum.  WTF is this?  It's blowing my mind.  Anyone know how this worked?  How did they figure out all of these hard and fast rules of dreams anyway?  There is a "Shared" dream space in Limbo--which you can only reach five layers deep.  You know what I think Christopher Nolan just made all this cac up. 

It's been a while since I saw Inception, but -- even accepting the writer's logic, Leo had to die to get to limbo, but he didn't (right?).  I think he supposedly got there by going to the next level of dreaming.  (It would have made logical sense if one of the other characters had shot and killed Leo in the dream to get him to limbo.)  So, unless the point of the movie is that Leo was just in another dream level, instead of limbo, that's one of the hundreds of plot holes in that movie.


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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #108 on: January 24, 2011, 04:58:41 PM »
In the movie "Barnyard," a cow was in charge of the farm. It was a boy cow, but it had udders. WTF are these movie people trying to teach our kids???

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« Reply #109 on: January 24, 2011, 05:05:21 PM »
In the movie "Barnyard," a cow was in charge of the farm. It was a boy cow, but it had udders. WTF are these movie people trying to teach our kids???

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #110 on: January 24, 2011, 05:06:58 PM »
Why were the Alabama Crimson Tide practicing football in Greenbow, Alabama?  
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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #111 on: January 24, 2011, 05:15:10 PM »
Why were the Alabama Crimson Tide practicing football in Greenbow, Alabama? 
K-State practiced in Olathe, KS once during the Ron Prince era. :ck:
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« Reply #112 on: January 24, 2011, 05:20:44 PM »
In the movie "Barnyard," a cow was in charge of the farm. It was a boy cow, but it had udders. WTF are these movie people trying to teach our kids???

You didn't actually see that movie, did you?  You just read that on the internet.

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #113 on: January 24, 2011, 05:22:30 PM »
In the movie "Barnyard," a cow was in charge of the farm. It was a boy cow, but it had udders. WTF are these movie people trying to teach our kids???

You didn't actually see that movie, did you?  You just read that on the internet.

I admit i actually watched it...and loved it.
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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #114 on: January 24, 2011, 05:49:47 PM »
Memento. First of all, whenever he gets in his car to drive somewhere, how does he remember where he is going? Especially at the end when he pulls up in front of a tattoo parlor? How did he remember it was there?

Second of all, [spoiler]how does he remember the story about Sammy Jankis? If it was actually about him, then it happened after he lost his ability to make memories, so therefore he wouldn't be able to remember it.[/spoiler]

There are tons of things that don't make sense in this movie. Christopher Nolan sucks at making movies without huge holes in them.

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« Reply #115 on: January 24, 2011, 06:02:03 PM »
In the movie "Barnyard," a cow was in charge of the farm. It was a boy cow, but it had udders. WTF are these movie people trying to teach our kids???

You didn't actually see that movie, did you?  You just read that on the internet.

I sat down and watched it with my nephews.

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« Reply #116 on: January 24, 2011, 06:15:39 PM »
In the movie "Barnyard," a cow was in charge of the farm. It was a boy cow, but it had udders. WTF are these movie people trying to teach our kids???

Kind of reminds me of all those Chik-Fil-A commercials where they have fracking dairy cattle (holsteins) trying to convince us to eat more chicken.  Makes no sense because that breed is not raised for beef production at all.  (Yes they usually end up as hamburger, but only after a long full life of providing milk).  Just a company playing to the stereotypical uninformed American's idea of what cows look like.  Would make way more sense to have angus steers pleading their case.  (Sorry I'm getting off the movie topic here.)

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« Reply #117 on: January 24, 2011, 07:26:57 PM »
Why were the Alabama Crimson Tide practicing football in Greenbow, Alabama? 

His high school was practicing.  Coach Bryant was scouting/recruiting.  Now, Forrest Gump is believable again.

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #118 on: January 24, 2011, 07:35:21 PM »
In the movie "Barnyard," a cow was in charge of the farm. It was a boy cow, but it had udders. WTF are these movie people trying to teach our kids???

Kind of reminds me of all those Chik-Fil-A commercials where they have fracking dairy cattle (holsteins) trying to convince us to eat more chicken.  Makes no sense because that breed is not raised for beef production at all.  (Yes they usually end up as hamburger, but only after a long full life of providing milk).  Just a company playing to the stereotypical uninformed American's idea of what cows look like.  Would make way more sense to have angus steers pleading their case.  (Sorry I'm getting off the movie topic here.)

I like it because it makes them seem more altruistic, you know? It's like I trust them because I know they don't have a personal agenda.
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« Reply #119 on: January 24, 2011, 07:38:42 PM »
In the movie "Barnyard," a cow was in charge of the farm. It was a boy cow, but it had udders. WTF are these movie people trying to teach our kids???

Not sure if I'm off base on this one, but I just thought of it. The Main cow in charge can get a hold of a guitar and learn to play it. But he can't get a gun to defend his chickens??
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« Reply #120 on: January 24, 2011, 07:48:51 PM »
In the movie "Barnyard," a cow was in charge of the farm. It was a boy cow, but it had udders. WTF are these movie people trying to teach our kids???

Kind of reminds me of all those Chik-Fil-A commercials where they have fracking dairy cattle (holsteins) trying to convince us to eat more chicken.  Makes no sense because that breed is not raised for beef production at all.  (Yes they usually end up as hamburger, but only after a long full life of providing milk).  Just a company playing to the stereotypical uninformed American's idea of what cows look like.  Would make way more sense to have angus steers pleading their case.  (Sorry I'm getting off the movie topic here.)

What pisses me off is those cattle got so rough ridin' smart that they learned to read and write, but can't spell.  I mean, they've come so far.  Proper spelling isn't far off.  LEARN TO SPELL!!!!

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« Reply #121 on: January 24, 2011, 08:27:32 PM »
This thread is making me want to watch Barnyard.
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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #122 on: January 24, 2011, 10:29:42 PM »
never understood the love that a movie like back to the future gets, absolutely terrible movie.
Wow, name a better time travel movie.  I dare you.

Time Bandits?

It's the only kids movie I know of where the boy's parents are killed at the end and he's left abandoned standing on the street.

Also has LOADS of midgets. 

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« Reply #123 on: January 24, 2011, 11:26:04 PM »
In Back to the Future II, after the old Biff steals the DeLorean, goes back and gives the young 1955 Biff the almanac, how the hell does he get back to 2010 without the world becoming the dark crime-ridden nightmare that it was when Doc and Marty then go back to 1985?  Because the minute that the old Biff gives young Biff the almanac, he should not be returning to the same future that he just left and which Doc and Marty were left in, not knowing Biff stole the car.  Let me know if I didn't explain that clearly enough.  Kind of funny to look at all the things in that movie from 2010 scenes that never got invented. 

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« Reply #124 on: January 25, 2011, 12:34:12 AM »
because Biff gets killed in this parallel universe?  :dunno:
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