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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #225 on: September 26, 2013, 03:24:40 PM »
And the eyes have it.
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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #226 on: September 26, 2013, 03:25:03 PM »
holy crap

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #227 on: September 26, 2013, 04:18:26 PM »
in Oblivion when Tom Cruise was like "man i really need to cover more ground to search for this crap" and so he ditches his 1000mph space plane and hops on his moped.
in oblivion when the robot killing machines are trashing the base and instantly shooting everyone with disintegrating lasers on sight then it runs into the group of people cowering in the dark dead end hallway instead of instantly shooting them it sloooooowly aims all of its targeting lasers at their heads really slowly untie jaimie snipes its ass. why didnt it instantly shoot them like everyone else.

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #228 on: September 26, 2013, 04:34:49 PM »
in Oblivion when Tom Cruise was like "man i really need to cover more ground to search for this crap" and so he ditches his 1000mph space plane and hops on his moped.
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please share your air-tight rationalization

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #229 on: September 26, 2013, 04:40:55 PM »
in Oblivion when Tom Cruise was like "man i really need to cover more ground to search for this crap" and so he ditches his 1000mph space plane and hops on his moped.
:dubious:

please share your air-tight rationalization


my favorite part was when Tom Cruise was like "man i really need to cover more ground to search for this crap" and so he ditches his 1000mph space plane and hops on his moped.

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #230 on: September 26, 2013, 05:23:26 PM »

in Oblivion when Tom Cruise was like "man i really need to cover more ground to search for this crap" and so he ditches his 1000mph space plane and hops on his moped.
:dubious:

please share your air-tight rationalization


my favorite part was when Tom Cruise was like "man i really need to cover more ground to search for this crap" and so he ditches his 1000mph space plane and hops on his moped.

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #231 on: September 26, 2013, 05:29:06 PM »
In The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 in the only actual fight scene in the whole movie where a bunch of the good sparkly vampires and the werewolves die. But then you learn it was all a vision in Alice's head, even though everyone knows that Alice's visions are blocked when werewolves or Renesmee are involved.
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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #232 on: September 26, 2013, 07:13:29 PM »
I think the plot hole in twilight is how those movies got made HUR HUR

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #233 on: September 26, 2013, 07:59:16 PM »
THAT'S RIGHT! Ice......man. I am dangerous.

Just chomped my teeth together really hard.
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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #234 on: September 26, 2013, 10:35:03 PM »
THAT'S RIGHT! Ice......man. I am dangerous.

Just chomped my teeth together really hard.

I did too. We all did

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #235 on: September 27, 2013, 08:50:24 AM »
Why does Ice Man do that?  Like I've never had anyone do that to me ever in life and I interact with people almost every day.

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #236 on: September 27, 2013, 08:54:53 AM »
Why does Ice Man do that?  Like I've never had anyone do that to me ever in life and I interact with people almost every day.

when is the last time that you were the best of the best of the best?  :lol:

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #237 on: July 11, 2015, 09:39:17 PM »
watching star trek into darkness for the first time and im like 50 min in, there is a chase scene and stuff.  they are using the EXACT same sounds and flight patterns that they use in Star Wars movies.  like, the sounds of the tie fighters, and the lasers when they shoot, and even a ship that looks like the millennium falcon that is going through a narrow passage on its side.  idk if i have seen a blatant ripoff of another movie like this in quite some time.
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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #238 on: July 11, 2015, 09:47:06 PM »
so what's the huge hole you're blowing in the movie?
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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #239 on: July 11, 2015, 09:50:20 PM »
that its full of unoriginal ideas and sucks ass compared to star wars

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #240 on: July 11, 2015, 09:55:25 PM »
well you're watching star trek so i'm not sure what you expected
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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #241 on: November 21, 2015, 10:50:01 PM »
In major league 2, Pedro doesn't touch third base after hitting the go ahead home run in game 7 of the alcs
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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #242 on: November 22, 2015, 01:29:07 PM »
In major league 2, Pedro doesn't touch third base after hitting the go ahead home run in game 7 of the alcs

the other team has to appeal for him to be called out. if they don't appeal, HR stands.

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #243 on: November 22, 2015, 02:15:30 PM »
It was fairly obvious and any team would have appealed
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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #244 on: February 09, 2016, 03:26:05 PM »
In "The Saint" starring former hot guy Val Kilmer, why in world would priests use viscous guard dogs in an orphanage?  Seems heavy handed.

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #245 on: February 09, 2016, 03:35:29 PM »
In "The Saint" starring former hot guy Val Kilmer, why in world would priests use viscous guard dogs in an orphanage?  Seems heavy handed.

Not only that but it seems like a viscous dog would be slow moving compared to a non-viscous guard dog.

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #246 on: February 09, 2016, 03:43:15 PM »
Those were turbulent times I guess.

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #247 on: May 16, 2016, 08:24:44 PM »
when the lady in the blind side takes the chinese space capsule back to earth in the movie gravity, when the parachute comes out, she begins receiving radio signals from the united states.  yet earlier in the movie, the asteroids tore through all of the satellites, so how is she receiving usa radio stations since she's obviously landing in a lake somewhere in the western pacific? 

sorry if i just ruined the movie for any of you movie heads out there that haven't seen this beast of a flick yet.


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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #248 on: May 16, 2016, 08:34:08 PM »
when the lady in the blind side takes the chinese space capsule back to earth in the movie gravity, when the parachute comes out, he begins receiving radio signals from united states.  yet earlier in the movie, the asteroids tore through all of the satellites, so how is she receiving us radio stations since she's obviously landing in a lake somewhere in the eastern pacific? 

sorry if i just ruined the movie for any of you movie heads out there that haven't seen this beast of a flick yet.
That makes no sense, so you haven't ruined anything!

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Re: Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC
« Reply #249 on: May 16, 2016, 08:50:29 PM »
try reading it again, i had a couple of key errors that were identified and remediated


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