Author Topic: Things old people are good at (Read 22330 times)

MadCat · « **Reply #75 on:** January 25, 2011, 09:11:43 AM »

Quote from: ArchE_Cat on January 25, 2011, 08:48:37 AM

Old people are good at selling robot insurance to other older people. How can we get Bill a job selling robot insurance?

Stanbot?

Catchacold · « **Reply #76 on:** January 25, 2011, 11:25:55 AM »

Forwarding email

Catchacold · « **Reply #77 on:** January 25, 2011, 11:26:33 AM »

Sharing a facebook account with their spouse

MadCat · « **Reply #78 on:** January 25, 2011, 11:40:29 AM »

Hiring gypsies to not clean their house.

ArchE_Cat · « **Reply #79 on:** January 25, 2011, 01:09:45 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on January 25, 2011, 09:11:43 AM

Quote from: ArchE_Cat on January 25, 2011, 08:48:37 AM
Old people are good at selling robot insurance to other older people. How can we get Bill a job selling robot insurance?
Stanbot?

You may be on to something. Consuming copious amounts of prescription drugs is likely the only explanation for Stanbot's infinite optimism.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #80 on:** January 26, 2011, 09:16:38 AM »

buying American and bitching about things made in China

MadCat · « **Reply #81 on:** January 26, 2011, 12:50:02 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on January 26, 2011, 09:16:38 AM

buying American and bitching about things made in China

Using racial slurs when bitching about things made in China.

ew2x4 · « **Reply #82 on:** January 26, 2011, 12:52:33 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on January 26, 2011, 12:50:02 PM

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on January 26, 2011, 09:16:38 AM
buying American and bitching about things made in China

Using racial slurs when bitching about things made in China.

"Orientals"

broXcore · « **Reply #83 on:** January 26, 2011, 01:03:00 PM »

Quote from: Catchacold on January 25, 2011, 11:26:33 AM

Sharing a facebook account with their spouse

this infuriates me for some reason that i havent quite figured out yet

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #84 on:** January 26, 2011, 01:22:00 PM »

joining polar bear clubs so they can call youngsters pansies

pencat · « **Reply #85 on:** January 27, 2011, 09:01:41 AM »

Quote from: hemmy on January 20, 2011, 09:06:57 PM

This will be the official list thread.

1. Being old

Coaching basketball at San Diego State

Pett · « **Reply #86 on:** January 27, 2011, 10:07:33 AM »

Guys, we're all gonna be old someday. This thread is kinda getting depressing.

W.Churchill · « **Reply #87 on:** January 27, 2011, 02:28:06 PM »

Quote from: Pett on January 27, 2011, 10:07:33 AM

Guys, we're all gonna be old someday. This thread is kinda getting depressing.

Yeah, well being old is kind of depressing.

MadCat · « **Reply #88 on:** January 27, 2011, 03:22:48 PM »

Maybe I won't get old if I never become good at any of these things.

Pett · « **Reply #89 on:** January 27, 2011, 04:10:19 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on January 27, 2011, 03:22:48 PM

Maybe I won't get old if I never become good at any of these things.

Good point. I'm gonna try and do the same.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #90 on:** January 27, 2011, 04:34:57 PM »

Quote from: Pett on January 27, 2011, 04:10:19 PM

Quote from: MadCat on January 27, 2011, 03:22:48 PM
Maybe I won't get old if I never become good at any of these things.

Good point. I'm gonna try and do the same.

If old people weren't good at any of these things, then they would be good at absolutely nothing.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #91 on:** January 28, 2011, 11:23:09 AM »

Thinking their loser kid/grandkid isn't actually a loser.

bakerman · « **Reply #92 on:** January 28, 2011, 11:51:02 AM »

worrying about not over tipping/not tipping.

bakerman · « **Reply #93 on:** January 28, 2011, 11:52:38 AM »

SuperG · « **Reply #94 on:** January 29, 2011, 12:50:10 PM »

1) Running in to the back of my car at interstate speeds with their Buick leaving me with a lifetime of migraine headaches.

MadCat · « **Reply #95 on:** January 29, 2011, 10:12:45 PM »

Precision parking thanks to bumpers.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #96 on:** January 29, 2011, 10:18:36 PM »

Coaching football.

Purple, get ready to roll.

Matt Siebrant's Left Hand · « **Reply #97 on:** January 31, 2011, 01:56:44 AM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on January 29, 2011, 10:18:36 PM

Coaching football.

Purple, get ready to roll.

Why don't you go tuck in your shirt or something!

Bill Grogans Goat · « **Reply #98 on:** February 02, 2011, 01:27:08 PM »

Quote from: Pete on January 20, 2011, 10:50:19 PM

Obsessing over taxes

Feeling remorseful for squandering a lifetime of relationships with family and tossing shallow monetary benefits towards them in attempt to make amends...despite the obvious futility

Failing to recognize when they are loosing their capabilities in professional pursuits

Unable to change ingrained patterns that are ineffective and even destructive

Frightened of new technologies and quickly dismissive of their benefits

Understanding the difference between Loosing and Losing their capabilities.

Congrats though on the proper use of their.

tjames · « **Reply #99 on:** June 06, 2011, 04:58:31 PM »

Being in Viagra/Cialis/Levitra and ExTenze ads.

Asking midgets where the rest of them is.