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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #375 on: April 11, 2011, 01:06:24 PM »
slightly OT: Today in the locker room, a coworker who plays racquetball while I play bball took off his sock before showering and blew his nose into it. Kind of strange.

i've never heard of anything like that and it's disgusting.  i wouldn't be able to look at the person in the same light after witnessing such an event.


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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #376 on: April 11, 2011, 01:07:55 PM »
slightly OT: Today in the locker room, a coworker who plays racquetball while I play bball took off his sock before showering and blew his nose into it. Kind of strange.

the eff  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #377 on: April 11, 2011, 01:08:07 PM »
slightly OT: Today in the locker room, a coworker who plays racquetball while I play bball took off his sock before showering and blew his nose into it. Kind of strange.

i've never heard of anything like that and it's disgusting.  i wouldn't be able to look at the person in the same light after witnessing such an event.

I know!

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #378 on: April 11, 2011, 01:24:09 PM »
slightly OT: Today in the locker room, a coworker who plays racquetball while I play bball took off his sock before showering and blew his nose into it. Kind of strange.
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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #379 on: April 11, 2011, 01:36:16 PM »
slightly OT: Today in the locker room, a coworker who plays racquetball while I play bball took off his sock before showering and blew his nose into it. Kind of strange.

i've never heard of anything like that and it's disgusting.  i wouldn't be able to look at the person in the same light after witnessing such an event.

I know!

We have a locker room that's at the back of a bathroom across from the office gym. The old ex military guys in corporate are always walking out of the locker room and standing at the urinals wearing nothing but briefs. BARE FOOT! It's like a rough ridin' jockey commercial in there during lunch hour.

But srsly. BARE. FOOT.
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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #380 on: April 11, 2011, 01:45:19 PM »
I think you are confusing Hitler with a Mongol....

all you people that invade eastern europe look the same to me.
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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #381 on: April 11, 2011, 02:00:01 PM »
It's because I'm black...isn't it? :ck:
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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #382 on: April 11, 2011, 03:35:01 PM »
playing in 3-3 half court tourney this weekend....little nervous because I have never played with the other 2 guys....Hopefully things go well. wish me luck

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #383 on: April 11, 2011, 07:34:39 PM »
slightly OT: Today in the locker room, a coworker who plays racquetball while I play bball took off his sock before showering and blew his nose into it. Kind of strange.

Options:
1.  Kleenex/TP (preferrable)
2.  Do the open air nose blow into the drain in the shower (pretty gross, but only for the guy after you in the shower)

Rubbing your raquetball footsweat in your face is never acceptable.   Ever.  I bet this guy picks his scabs a lot and digs in his ears with a pencil at his desk.

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #384 on: April 13, 2011, 07:52:42 PM »
Sys will be glad to know that today I got pwned up by the ball.

A guy was driving into the lane and somehow the ball ended up getting smacked straight into my chin....that's all it hit. Pushing my jaw down and totally straining something in my right jaw muscley area. Can't close my mouth all the way. Good game.  :bracketmouse:
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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #385 on: July 20, 2011, 01:42:59 PM »
definitely had a guy rocking these this week:



He also had a full-back dragon tattoo that looked like it had been drawn by a pretty skilled 12 year old with a magic marker. I would love to take a pic of it for you guys, it's great. He fouled a lot on defense.

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #386 on: July 20, 2011, 01:43:32 PM »
definitely had a guy rocking these this week:



He also had a full-back dragon tattoo that looked like it had been drawn by a pretty skilled 12 year old with a magic marker. I would love to take a pic of it for you guys, it's great. He fouled a lot on defense.

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #387 on: July 20, 2011, 01:56:02 PM »
claxy, there's some good spots in kc that don't require kevlar

where do the kc ballers play? bet i've dropped 30 on some of you before.

There's a good place right by the Lenexa police station.  High quality but also safe.

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #388 on: July 20, 2011, 02:02:25 PM »
He also had a full-back dragon tattoo that looked like it had been drawn by a pretty skilled 12 year old with a magic marker. I would love to take a pic of it for you guys, it's great. He fouled a lot on defense.

you should buy one of those cool new phones that has a camera on it. 


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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #389 on: July 20, 2011, 02:03:08 PM »
definitely had a guy rocking these this week:



He also had a full-back dragon tattoo that looked like it had been drawn by a pretty skilled 12 year old with a magic marker. I would love to take a pic of it for you guys, it's great. He fouled a lot on defense.

roommate wears these when he works out. :blindfold:
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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #390 on: July 20, 2011, 02:26:15 PM »
He also had a full-back dragon tattoo that looked like it had been drawn by a pretty skilled 12 year old with a magic marker. I would love to take a pic of it for you guys, it's great. He fouled a lot on defense.

you should buy one of those cool new phones that has a camera on it. 

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #391 on: July 20, 2011, 03:52:44 PM »
i'm looking to get back into pickup bball.  how does an old person find courts and other old people that play?
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #392 on: July 20, 2011, 03:53:55 PM »
i'm looking to get back into pickup bball.  how does an old person find courts and other old people that play?

Move to Benton Harbor and start playing with MICat at the Y.

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #393 on: July 20, 2011, 04:44:21 PM »
i'm looking to get back into pickup bball.  how does an old person find courts and other old people that play?
where do you reside @ the present time?


also wtf was that guy thinking wearing those shoes to bball in

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #394 on: July 20, 2011, 05:36:27 PM »
He also had a full-back dragon tattoo that looked like it had been drawn by a pretty skilled 12 year old with a magic marker. I would love to take a pic of it for you guys, it's great. He fouled a lot on defense.

you should buy one of those cool new phones that has a camera on it. 

I keep my phone in the locker room while I play. Next time he plays, I'll ask if I can take a pic.

sys, have you tried google? Also, agree w/ the benton harbor suggestion.

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« Reply #395 on: July 21, 2011, 03:49:37 AM »
sys, have you tried google?

what info do you input for google to work it's magic?
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« Reply #396 on: July 21, 2011, 03:50:25 AM »
where do you reside @ the present time?

looking to play in california.
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« Reply #397 on: July 21, 2011, 06:26:48 AM »
where do you reside @ the present time?

looking to play in california.

where in california? It's a big state.

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« Reply #398 on: July 21, 2011, 06:30:25 AM »
where do you reside @ the present time?

looking to play in california.

where in california? It's a big state.

the google reply was for you, not the california one.  fresno, but i don't see how that will possibly impact your ability to assist me.
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« Reply #399 on: July 21, 2011, 06:52:41 AM »
I've been researching the bay area pickup scene. :gocho: