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Lawmakers are pushing for a ban of 4Loko and other alcoholic energy drinks. What do you think, EMAW'ers?

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Re: Should the FDA ban 4Loko?
« Reply #50 on: November 20, 2010, 12:43:37 AM »
Alcohol and sugar are typically a recipe for a bad hangover.  I guess binge drinking is usually a recipe for a bad hangover as well.  Oh, and tannins.  You drink too much red wine and you will swear a tiny bomb has went off in your head.  For like 24 hours.

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Re: Should the FDA ban 4Loko?
« Reply #51 on: November 20, 2010, 12:51:38 PM »
Bought 2 Four Lokos this morning in preparation for when Snyder trots fracking Coffman out there.  Will report back after Coffman has fumbled for the second time.
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Re: Should the FDA ban 4Loko?
« Reply #52 on: November 20, 2010, 12:59:22 PM »
Bought 2 Four Lokos this morning in preparation for when Snyder trots fracking Coffman out there.  Will report back after Coffman has fumbled for the second time.

Is this really any different than red bulls and vodka? Also, does anybody else remember when Budweiser came out with a caffeinated beer?
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Re: Should the FDA ban 4Loko?
« Reply #53 on: November 20, 2010, 01:03:12 PM »
Yeah, that Bud stuff was horrible.  It was like slightly minty budweiser.

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Re: Should the FDA ban 4Loko?
« Reply #54 on: November 20, 2010, 02:19:30 PM »
Iirc, Jim Beam came out with a premixed drink in cola.  Don't know what happened to it.

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Re: Should the FDA ban 4Loko?
« Reply #55 on: November 20, 2010, 11:24:43 PM »
It tastes like Satan's piss!

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Re: Should the FDA ban 4Loko?
« Reply #56 on: November 21, 2010, 07:54:44 AM »
not supposed to taste it.  supposed to slam it.  dont you watch the news

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Re: Should the FDA ban 4Loko?
« Reply #57 on: November 21, 2010, 11:52:48 AM »
the FDA ordered them to take out the energy stuff.

Had some for the first time last night.  Wasn't terrible, I can see where dumbass college kids would get in trouble with it.

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Re: Should the FDA ban 4Loko?
« Reply #58 on: November 21, 2010, 12:07:52 PM »
Amusing skit about it on SNL last night.

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Re: Should the FDA ban 4Loko?
« Reply #59 on: November 21, 2010, 05:45:26 PM »
Sorry if this has already been posted. But according to the ABC November 30th will be the day that Four Loko will be pulled off the selves from all retail liquor stores.
 :cheers: :driving: :drink:

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Re: Should the FDA ban 4Loko?
« Reply #60 on: November 21, 2010, 06:00:37 PM »
Has NOT already been posted, and THANK you for the information.
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Re: Should the FDA ban 4Loko?
« Reply #61 on: November 21, 2010, 07:48:35 PM »
Has NOT already been posted, and THANK you for the information.

THANK YOU!

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Re: Should the FDA ban 4Loko?
« Reply #62 on: November 22, 2010, 11:58:05 AM »
Sorry if this has already been posted. But according to the ABC November 30th will be the day that Four Loko will be pulled off the selves from all retail liquor stores.
 :cheers: :driving: :drink:

LOL. Cue enormous binge drinking parties across the nation.
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Re: Should the FDA ban 4Loko?
« Reply #63 on: November 22, 2010, 11:58:43 AM »
Sorry if this has already been posted. But according to the ABC November 30th will be the day that Four Loko will be pulled off the selves from all retail liquor stores.
 :cheers: :driving: :drink:

LOL. Cue enormous binge drinking parties across the nation.

Yes.  Keeping it legal through the Holiday break was a stroke of genius. 

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Re: Should the FDA ban 4Loko?
« Reply #64 on: November 22, 2010, 12:22:48 PM »
Amusing skit about it on SNL last night.

amusing enough for me to hulu it?
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Re: Should the FDA ban 4Loko?
« Reply #65 on: November 22, 2010, 12:31:52 PM »
Amusing skit about it on SNL last night.

amusing enough for me to hulu it?

Yeah.  It was during the weekend update, which is pretty much always worth a hulu.

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Re: Should the FDA ban 4Loko?
« Reply #66 on: November 22, 2010, 12:54:27 PM »
True story - happened to be standing out front at work Friday afternoon and caught the tail-end of a police chase.  Dude about flipped his crappy Safari van, had guns drawn on him, etc.  The driver did a nosedive into the pavement during the field sobriety test and got the handcuffs promptly slapped back on him.  Some Mexican dude in the van got whisked off really quickly - probably is no longer en Los Estados Unidos.

They brought in the drug dog and started searching his shitty ass van and pulled out these big bright colored cans and kept stacking them on the hood.  We had L4LIQ and didn't understand why they were so uptight about energy drinks.  Had some Four Loko for the first time the next day and understood the   :drink:  :drool:  :driving:

P.S. - Checked the police blotter the next day and dude was homeless.  Kinda want to PAK with him.

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Re: Should the FDA ban 4Loko?
« Reply #67 on: November 22, 2010, 02:36:56 PM »
JFC, sounds like an incredible Four Loko patriot.   :emawkid: to you, homeless loko patriot.
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