True story - happened to be standing out front at work Friday afternoon and caught the tail-end of a police chase. Dude about flipped his crappy Safari van, had guns drawn on him, etc. The driver did a nosedive into the pavement during the field sobriety test and got the handcuffs promptly slapped back on him. Some Mexican dude in the van got whisked off really quickly - probably is no longer en Los Estados Unidos.
They brought in the drug dog and started searching his shitty ass van and pulled out these big bright colored cans and kept stacking them on the hood. We had L4LIQ and didn't understand why they were so uptight about energy drinks. Had some Four Loko for the first time the next day and understood the

P.S. - Checked the police blotter the next day and dude was homeless. Kinda want to PAK with him.