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Did Mario Little beat up any women today?

Yes
16 (29.1%)
No
1 (1.8%)
Beat and murdered
8 (14.5%)
Beat, murdered, and raped
11 (20%)
Beat, murdered, raped, then burned the body.
19 (34.5%)

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Voting closed: December 22, 2011, 06:35:46 PM

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Poll: Did Mario Little beat up any women today?
« on: December 22, 2010, 06:35:46 PM »
surely a convicted felon like Mario Little can't go more than a few days without abusing a women, the question is- will he get caught?  my guess is that he won't get caught because he probably destroyed any evidence of his actions.
i wonder if he'll get the start tonight against Cal, in Ku's first road game.  will masta seff promote felon mario little into a player/coach position before tonight's first road game of the season in the last week if december 2010?  sad, really...


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Re: Poll: Did Mario Little beat up any women today?
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2010, 02:13:28 AM »
You're better than this, Clams.

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Re: Poll: Did Mario Little beat up any women today?
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2010, 06:07:04 AM »
You're better than this, Clams.

this.  qft.  you don't burn a woman's battered, violated body when you have a bay at your disposal.  as the locals are fond of saying, "take you problems to the bay and let them sink away."

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Re: Poll: Did Mario Little beat up any women today?
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2010, 06:13:03 AM »
You're better than this, Clams.

this.  qft.  you don't burn a woman's battered, violated body when you have a bay at your disposal.  as the locals are fond of saying, "take you problems to the bay and let them sink away."

for the sake of clarification, this means that he probably would have dumped her body into the bay.

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Re: Poll: Did Mario Little beat up any women today?
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2010, 10:57:41 AM »
He probably didn't do any of the choices today since it is the Christmas holiday, but I would be willing to bet he at least shoved one or kicked a puppy. 

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Re: Poll: Did Mario Little beat up any women today?
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2010, 11:39:03 AM »
just got a text from a girl i know, she said that mario little did not beat her up today.  at least we know he didn't beat all the women up today.


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Re: Poll: Did Mario Little beat up any women today?
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2010, 11:42:23 AM »
I'm a pretty good judge of character, and I'll have you know that I do NOT believe that Mario is a body-buner, FWIW.

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Re: Poll: Did Mario Little beat up any women today?
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2010, 11:47:25 AM »
I'm a pretty good judge of character, and I'll have you know that I do NOT believe that Mario is a body-buner, FWIW.
  Seems more like a boil the flesh and eat it kind of guy to me.

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Re: Poll: Did Mario Little beat up any women today?
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2010, 11:50:25 AM »
I'm a pretty good judge of character, and I'll have you know that I do NOT believe that Mario is a body-buner, FWIW.

Would he resort to cannibalism? I don't know but it COULD be a possibility I suppose.

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Re: Poll: Did Mario Little beat up any women today?
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2010, 11:57:14 AM »
would make sense that he is a cannibal since he used a sink to beat up several of his past victims.  i read that jeffrey dahmer did the same thing, a lot.


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Re: Poll: Did Mario Little beat up any women today?
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2010, 01:05:53 PM »
dahmer ended up getting raped by a broom handle.

hey mario, are you ready for that?

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Re: Poll: Did Mario Little beat up any women today?
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2010, 01:24:14 PM »
Just texted a girl I know from lawrence and she hasn't texted back yet. I'm worried that it might already be too late for her and she'll turn up in a sink somewhere.