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Dumb Grandma! I'm so jealous!
« on: December 10, 2010, 07:38:16 AM »
So I dropped my wife's slut grandma off at the Manhattan airport today.  I left her there to fend for herself and went to work.  20 minutes later, she calls and says..."You should have stayed, honey.  The KSU men's BB team is here now and I just had a lovely talk with the Coach and the players."

ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!  That is what I get for being nice to g'ma by driving her old ass there and then being mean to her and leaving her there alone!!!  I missed some quality time with Frank and the boys.

Now she is flying to Chi-town with them!!!!!

F*cking g'ma gets all the luck!



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Re: Dumb Grandma! I'm so jealous!
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2010, 07:45:02 AM »
grandma sounds pretty elite

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Re: Dumb Grandma! I'm so jealous!
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2010, 07:50:06 AM »
So I dropped my wife's slut grandma off at the Manhattan airport today.  I left her there to fend for herself and went to work.  20 minutes later, she calls and says..."You should have stayed, honey.  The KSU men's BB team is here now and I just had a lovely talk with the Coach and the players."

ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!  That is what I get for being nice to g'ma by driving her old ass there and then being mean to her and leaving her there alone!!!  I missed some quality time with Frank and the boys.

Now she is flying to Chi-town with them!!!!!

F*cking g'ma gets all the luck!

Be nice to grandma.  :nono:

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Re: Dumb Grandma! I'm so jealous!
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2010, 07:51:24 AM »
Much more elite than I am.  She is so freaking awesome.  She is probably telling Undy how much of a douche he is and 'Te to get off his azz and reel in some talent.  

I hope she is sitting between Curtis and Samuels so they can argue over who she gave head to first.  

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Re: Dumb Grandma! I'm so jealous!
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2010, 07:59:30 AM »
wow...pretty sweet.
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Re: Dumb Grandma! I'm so jealous!
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2010, 08:03:19 AM »
Much more elite than I am.  She is so freaking awesome.  She is probably telling Undy how much of a douche he is and 'Te to get off his azz and reel in some talent. 

I hope she is sitting between Curtis and Samuels so they can argue over who she gave head to first. 

Aye, granz flow.  Shyt EB jus fuckin wit u lol.

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Re: Dumb Grandma! I'm so jealous!
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2010, 08:04:47 AM »
Much more elite than I am.  She is so freaking awesome.  She is probably telling Undy how much of a douche he is and 'Te to get off his azz and reel in some talent. 

I hope she is sitting between Curtis and Samuels so they can argue over who she gave head to first. 

Aye, granz flow.  Shyt EB jus fuckin wit u lol.

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Re: Dumb Grandma! I'm so jealous!
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2010, 08:29:30 AM »
:lol:


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Dumb Grandma! I'm so jealous!
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2010, 08:51:46 AM »
pics of slut gma or GTFO

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Re: Dumb Grandma! I'm so jealous!
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2010, 09:15:19 AM »
Much more elite than I am.  She is so freaking awesome.  She is probably telling Undy how much of a douche he is and 'Te to get off his azz and reel in some talent. 

I hope she is sitting between Curtis and Samuels so they can argue over who she gave head to first. 

Aye, granz flow.  Shyt EB jus effin wit u lol.

lol

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Re: Dumb Grandma! I'm so jealous!
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2010, 09:16:18 AM »
Maybe she and Brad Underwood can join the mile high club

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« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2010, 09:21:29 AM »
Maybe she and Brad Underwood can join the mile high club

Dude!  She may be slut but she wouldn't stoop that low.  She wouldn't waste her time with that fat slob.

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Re: Dumb Grandma! I'm so jealous!
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2010, 09:30:27 AM »
sounds like purplesleezye's gma would be a much better poster than he is.

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Re: Dumb Grandma! I'm so jealous!
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2010, 09:33:31 AM »
sounds like purplesleezye's gma would be a much better poster than he is.

There is no doubt!  She would come in an PI everyone in here. 

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Re: Dumb Grandma! I'm so jealous!
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2010, 09:38:51 AM »
sounds like purplesleezye's gma would be a much better poster than he is.

There is no doubt!  She would come in an PI everyone in here. 

Old woman PI is weak.  I mean, I have to actually care about Jesus or be offended by immigrant/racist rants for it to be effective, right?   :dunno:

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Re: Dumb Grandma! I'm so jealous!
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2010, 09:56:26 AM »
I could just see Jamar on the plane sitting next to your wife's grandma listening to all her shitty stories from the 1930s being all adorablecat.

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Re: Dumb Grandma! I'm so jealous!
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2010, 10:25:53 AM »
I could just see Jamar on the plane sitting next to your wife's grandma listening to all her cacty stories from the 1930s being all adorablecat.

then he takes her to the bathroom and gives her da business

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Re: Dumb Grandma! I'm so jealous!
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2010, 11:10:34 AM »
Yea - I hope my wife doesn't see this thread or I will never get to see her beautiful juggs again!!!  She loves her grandma or something.

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Re: Dumb Grandma! I'm so jealous!
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2010, 08:32:53 AM »
Yea - I hope my wife doesn't see this thread or I will never get to see her beautiful juggs again!!!  She loves her grandma or something.

You'll be  :jerk: for sure if she stumbles across this thread. No more of the 'tang
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