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Wally should be the King of JYCs.
« on: December 07, 2010, 10:37:39 AM »
Just need to find a way to make him. :chainsaw: all the time during games. 


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Re: Wally should be the King of JYCs.
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2010, 12:36:49 PM »
good luck, he looked like he was going to cry last night while shooting his free throws.
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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Re: Wally should be the King of JYCs.
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2010, 02:11:45 PM »
He needs to:

1. kick a guy in the head

2. not say sorry about it

Seemed to work very well for Jamar.


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Re: Wally should be the King of JYCs.
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2010, 06:26:15 PM »
Could Wally's lack of progress have anything to do with his neck injury and him not really being comfortable banging yet?

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Re: Wally should be the King of JYCs.
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2010, 06:33:24 PM »
I think he will be awesome the last 3-4 games of his senior year.  :emawkid:
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Re: Wally should be the King of JYCs.
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2010, 06:37:28 PM »
Could Wally's lack of progress have anything to do with his neck injury and him not really being comfortable banging yet?

He's built like a prototypical NBA PF at least according to K-State's roster at 6'9 250.  Just from seeing him play it looks like he is a "looks like tarzan plays like jane" kind of guy.  I'll never quit loving wally but I have accepted that he will never be what we want him to be.
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Re: Wally should be the King of JYCs.
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2010, 09:44:14 PM »
Could Wally's lack of progress have anything to do with his neck injury and him not really being comfortable banging yet?

He's built like a prototypical NBA PF at least according to K-State's roster at 6'9 250.  Just from seeing him play it looks like he is a "looks like tarzan plays like jane" kind of guy.  I'll never quit loving wally but I have accepted that he will never be what we want him to be.

Yeah,......that's how I feel too. :frown:
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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2010, 09:46:35 PM »
The worst 5 star I have ever seen.
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Re: Wally should be the King of JYCs.
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2010, 10:01:24 PM »
JB is better than wally. I would love to have tht 7 ft Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)
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Re: Wally should be the King of JYCs.
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2010, 06:59:17 AM »
JB is better than wally. I would love to have tht 7 ft Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)

No he isn't.  He just got playing time because we had no big men.  I bet if wally was on that team he would have been awesome.

I don't know if this is really it or not, but I feel like frank gives wally a chance, then he screws up so he takes him out.  If wally was forced to play 25 minutes a game for a 5 game stretch we'd see a lot of progress.

Probably am wrong, but it is what it is.

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« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2010, 08:45:26 AM »
[[/quote]

No he isn't.  He just got playing time because we had no big men.  I bet if wally was on that team he would have been awesome.

I don't know if this is really it or not, but I feel like frank gives wally a chance, then he screws up so he takes him out.  If wally was forced to play 25 minutes a game for a 5 game stretch we'd see a lot of progress.

Probably am wrong, but it is what it is.
[/quote] I don't disagree with this.  I would like to see him get longer stretches and maybe run the offense through him just to build his confidence a little.  This could also backfire spectacularly, when he does nothing to improve and his confidence takes a nose dive.  It's hard to figure out how certain circumstances will affect a persons phsyche.  I still think Judge is recovering from neck surgery and not really 100% and we may have to wait for next year to see his full game. 

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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2010, 09:00:23 AM »
None of that is necessary.  Tell him to crash the boards, run the floor, and dunk the basketball.  Wally should be getting 10 & 6 on garbage alone.
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« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2010, 09:10:55 AM »
None of that is necessary.  Tell him to crash the boards, run the floor, and dunk the basketball.  Wally should be getting 10 & 6 on garbage alone.

This is what boggles my mind. Why, if nothing else, can't he just go out there and go after the boards like a madman? Honestly, I wouldn't say that seven foot Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) JB was better, but he at least offered something with blocked shots and whatnot. At this point, Wally is doing pretty much nothing well, and looks crushed and lost and sad. I just watch it all like "wtf am I watching" and pray that he really isn't 100% and doesn't just have a permanent case of being a huge wet vagina.

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Re: Wally should be the King of JYCs.
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2010, 09:21:11 AM »
None of that is necessary.  Tell him to crash the boards, run the floor, and dunk the basketball.  Wally should be getting 10 & 6 on garbage alone.

This is what boggles my mind. Why, if nothing else, can't he just go out there and go after the boards like a madman? Honestly, I wouldn't say that seven foot Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) JB was better, but he at least offered something with blocked shots and whatnot. At this point, Wally is doing pretty much nothing well, and looks crushed and lost and sad. I just watch it all like "wtf am I watching" and pray that he really isn't 100% and doesn't just have a permanent case of being a huge wet vagina.
I would have to say, in my experience, dry vaginas are much worse than wet ones. 

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Re: Wally should be the King of JYCs.
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2010, 09:31:46 AM »
None of that is necessary.  Tell him to crash the boards, run the floor, and dunk the basketball.  Wally should be getting 10 & 6 on garbage alone.

This is what boggles my mind. Why, if nothing else, can't he just go out there and go after the boards like a madman? Honestly, I wouldn't say that seven foot Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) JB was better, but he at least offered something with blocked shots and whatnot. At this point, Wally is doing pretty much nothing well, and looks crushed and lost and sad. I just watch it all like "wtf am I watching" and pray that he really isn't 100% and doesn't just have a permanent case of being a huge wet vagina.
I would have to say, in my experience, dry vaginas are much worse than wet ones. 

wet ones just lie back and take it, like wally.

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Re: Wally should be the King of JYCs.
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2010, 09:52:19 AM »
During chat, I suggested playing him 40 minutes no matter how bad he's doing to shame him out of sucking.

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Re: Wally should be the King of JYCs.
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2010, 09:56:00 AM »
What does Wally provide us? honestly. He is foul prone, has no offensive game, and jus looks like a scared little puppy out on the court.
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Re: Wally should be the King of JYCs.
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2010, 10:02:33 AM »
What really sucks in all this is that his (expected) development was what had so many people putting us top five this year.

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Re: Wally should be the King of JYCs.
« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2010, 10:17:36 AM »
Poor D.  Rest is speculation.

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Re: Wally should be the King of JYCs.
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2010, 12:12:24 PM »
he's just not been the same since he broke that girls pelvis  :facepalm: