Shocking dilema for KC area Nebraska Cornhusker fans

[Dugout DickStone]

Watch the Dr. Pep or go see Larry The Cable Guy in Independence?

The 2 things that most define Husker self worth, both on at the same time.  Poor bastards.

[steve dave]

Jesus, tough decision for the worst fans in america here

[Rage Against the McKee]

Damn, this sucks!

[WillieWatanabe]

i'm confused by the title...

[felix rex]

If I was in their steel-toed shoes, I'd go to the game and send death threats to Larry for bad scheduling.  But it's a tough call. 

[BigCat]

At least the fans have a choice. Larry is the safer bet though, corn doesn't stand a chance.

[AbeFroman]

Really surprised Larry scheduled a show during the Big12 CG. Must not have had any faith in his team.

Between him and Melissa Midwest they are like the Jack Nicholson and Ashley Judd of tardnation.

[Kat Kid]

Really surprised Larry scheduled a show during the Big12 CG. Must not have had any faith in his team.

Between him and Melissa Midwest they are like the Jack Nicholson and Ashley Judd of tardnation.

nice

[get_HIT]

Jesus, tough decision for the worst fans in america here

"classiest"

[Dugout DickStone]

The Husker alum who was out sealing the concrete drive this morn said he bought his Larry tickets last Christmas for his girlfriend, but she died during lapband surgery in June so he will go to Larry and put a mini-tv in the extra seat.

He is a genius among a generally stupid fanbase.

[Pete]

The Husker alum who was out sealing the concrete drive this morn said he bought his Larry tickets last Christmas for his girlfriend, but she died during lapband surgery in June so he will go to Larry and put a mini-tv in the extra seat.

He is a genius among a generally stupid fanbase.

Agreed.  Prayers sent.

Also, I have to agree with Abe on Larry's obvious dissmisal of NU's chances in this game.  Christ, if the Cats are in the Dr. Pepper, I'm not working.

[KSUTOMMY]

easy. go to Larry the Cable Guy and tape Dr Pep on VHS - problem solved.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

easy. go to Larry the Cable Guy and tape Dr Pep on VHS - problem solved.

Sounds risky, those VHS timers don't alway work.

[Dugout DickStone]

easy. go to Larry the Cable Guy and tape Dr Pep on VHS - problem solved.

Sounds risky, those VHS timers don't alway work.

What about overtime?  Tape could run out.

[bakerman]

easy. go to Larry the Cable Guy and tape Dr Pep on VHS - problem solved.

Sounds risky, those VHS timers don't alway work.

What about overtime?  Tape could run out.

What if they announce the score at the show knowing that the majority of the crowd are husker fans?

[Dugout DickStone]

easy. go to Larry the Cable Guy and tape Dr Pep on VHS - problem solved.

Sounds risky, those VHS timers don't alway work.

What about overtime?  Tape could run out.

What if they announce the score at the show knowing that the majority entirety of the crowd are husker fans?

[CNS]

Some one 'shop this to replace grandma with Taylor Martinez. 

TIA

[bakerman]

easy. go to Larry the Cable Guy and tape Dr Pep on VHS - problem solved.

Sounds risky, those VHS timers don't alway work.

What about overtime?  Tape could run out.

What if they announce the score at the show knowing that the majority entirety of the crowd are husker fans?

yeah, i thought about this, but figured since it's in Missouri....

[PurpleSleezyE]

Wow this is a huge problem!  I was really hoping to see Toby Keith and Larry have a fight at half-time of the Pepper to see which one is a bigger POS. 

[Dugout DickStone]

Wow this is a huge problem!  I was really hoping to see Toby Keith and Larry have a fight at half-time of the Pepper to see which one is a bigger POS. 

Geez, those fuckers owe us this much.  Larry, cancel your show and GO TO YOUR PEOPLE!

[theymightbegiants]

I'm suprised Larry with isn't bringing his fake accent to the Big 12 championship and trying to be the half time "entertainment". Who is Melissa Midwest?

[MadCat]

Who is Melissa Midwest?

Google...expect NSFW