I just burnt my face off.

[nicname]

Pilot-light fail.

[HeinBallz]

post pictures? 

[WillieWatanabe]

prally would happen to me too...i'm not very good with home type stuff.

[jtksu]

I woke up in the middle of the night last winter and it was like 50 degrees in my house.  Turns out the heater was toast.  Thank God for my service agreement- got a new heater for basically free.  Figure that will pay for like 3 years of that service agreement.  Yahtzee!

[KSUTOMMY]

I thought this was a meth lab post, meh.

[steve dave]

If my heater or something like that went bad I would just sell my house and buy a new one.  seems like a pain to deal with.

[Dr Rick Daris]

If my heater or something like that went bad I would just sell my house and buy a new one.  seems like a pain to deal with.

i would have to have my wife call her dad and walk her through what to do to fix it. true story. i don't fix anything.

[steve dave]

If my heater or something like that went bad I would just sell my house and buy a new one.  seems like a pain to deal with.

i would have to have my wife call her dad and walk her through what to do to fix it. true story. i don't fix anything.

remember the great sprinkler system leak of 2010?   

[jtksu]

Well, I'm a grown ass man with a large penis so I like to fix things.  Then I use the money I saved to by some mass produced light beer and chewing tobacco.  Than I screw my wife.  Missionary style.

[TBL]

Well, I'm a grown ass man with a large penis so I like to fix things.  Then I use the money I saved to by some mass produced light beer and chewing tobacco.  Than I screw my wife.  Missionary style.

Sorry, but she said she's bored with that. She likes to bite the pillow now.

[jtksu]

I don't give a damn what she wants.

[TBL]

I don't give a damn what she wants.

I'll let her know.