unfounded conspiracy theories about everyday things

[star seed 7]

companies used to have to overbuild products, but now with computer modeling and whatnot companies can engineer their products to fail in a fairly short lifetime (5-10 years as opposed to old crap that would last 30+ years), making you buy more stuff.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

"Monthly contacts", more like 3 month contacts, amirite?

  I just change mine when they start to fall out

[sys]

your eyes will eventually get bloodshot (like over 20-30 years).  when they don't get enough o2 (through the lens surface), they grow capillaries to supply the cornea with blood. 

[puniraptor]

Also it's way more likely they get stuck to the surface of your eve vs falling out.

[Dugout DickStone]

Stop lights are actually synced to cause as much stopping/starting as possible and to encourage you to take a run at the yellow.