TV coverage was garbage so I'm piecing the evening together through unreliable eyewitness accounts and lingering conjecture, so let me see if I have this straight:
There was a decision made by the Dillons/Garst Seed AD that most of the arena should be left empty, just to ward off any potential recruits who may have wanted to experience OOD's atmosphere.
The 'big surprises' boiled down to having Hoskins as a dunk contest judge and the cast of Modern Family duping a bunch of Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) hick KSU'rs into thinking they were actually going to make a trip to our forgotten wasteland of a poophole school.
The remaining additional entertainment looked something like this:
http://www.whimmydiddle.org/index.htmlAnd even when trying to scrimmage playground style, we looked simply atrocious.
That cover it?
