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Offline KITNfury

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Bet now before the line changes
« on: October 12, 2010, 10:04:14 AM »


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Re: Bet now before the line changes
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2010, 10:13:27 AM »
Do you have to be a veteran to stop the Hrbec "full speed with arms flailing in the air" blitz?  I thought you just flat-back him as he runs into your stomach with his eyes closed.

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Re: Bet now before the line changes
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2010, 10:20:05 AM »
Do you have to be a veteran to stop the Hrbec "full speed with arms flailing in the air" blitz?  I thought you just flat-back him as he runs into your stomach with his eyes closed.

To be fair, only one eye is closed.  The other is twitching with fear.
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Re: Bet now before the line changes
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2010, 10:28:12 AM »
My god that article was hard to read.  Pisspoor writing  :flush:

On a side note, will be interesting to see if k-state can get any sacks, since they haven't really gotten any this season.  Probably because our d-line weighs less than 1000 lbs collectively and our blitzs look like a guy running full speed into an oak tree.


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Re: Bet now before the line changes
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2010, 10:50:51 AM »
"To be fair, only one eye is closed.  The other is twitching with fear."

Now, that's a damn ruthless assessment of Hrebec. 

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Re: Bet now before the line changes
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2010, 11:02:24 AM »
i wonder if we could substitute a player (or two) and instead use a giant net that spans across the length of the field


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Bet now before the line changes
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2010, 11:59:13 AM »
i wonder if we could substitute a player (or two) and instead use a giant net that spans across the length of the field
pretty sure our safeties would still get burnt deep.
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Re: Bet now before the line changes
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2010, 12:28:20 PM »
Do you have to be a veteran to stop the Hrbec "full speed with arms flailing in the air" blitz?  I thought you just flat-back him as he runs into your stomach with his eyes closed.

I like to assume that he's pretending that his arms are buzzsaws as he goes after the QB.

Otherwise, it's just sad to watch.