Anybody got an old car we can park in the ville ahead of time? You know, to flip over and set ablaze? I just wouldn't feel right doing that to someone's actual car. I mean, what if they were relying on that car to get to work the next day? I would just feel horrible about myself if I causeed someone to miss an important appointment cause I got all wasted and burned their primary mode of transportaion to the ground. On second thought, instead of burning the car, how about we just donate it? Maybe cars for kidneys? I hear they serve a valuable service.
