LMAO (Haverhill Related Thread)

[steve dave]

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20101031/NEWS/10310353/1001/NEWS/Register-exclusive-U-of-I-violations-tied-to-Ashton-Kutcher-Demi-Moore

[Joker]

Hav's, were you involved??   

If so, reply to this thread.

[Havs]

Hav's, were you involved??   

If so, reply to this thread.

I'm the mastermind behind this whole thing. I told Demi to get Hawk bball in trouble so they stay down forever while Fred returns Iowa State to glory. Since Hilton Magic is still a little under the weather, I showed her some Haverhill Magic afterwards. It was glorious. Someday she will donate millions to Iowa State to change Hilton Coliseum to Haverhill Coliseum. It too, will be glorious!!

[steve dave]

GaryParrishCBS Gary Parrish
I'm not sure there's ever been a UNC recruit who didn't meet M Jordan. But Iowa can't use the guy from "Dude, Where's My Car?" Hilarious.

[WillieWatanabe]

omg

[michigancat]

ha ha ha

[Joker]

GaryParrishCBS Gary Parrish
I'm not sure there's ever been a UNC recruit who didn't meet M Jordan. But Iowa can't use the guy from "Dude, Where's My Car?" Hilarious.

Excellent point.

[Bookcat]

Your gal is cheating on you...or, you are using her as a decoy to take down the Hawkeyes...

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=5748959

The University of Iowa told the NCAA the school allowed two basketball recruits to meet celebrity Hawkeye fans Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Such a meeting would be a recruiting violation.

[Trim]

You should check goEMAW throughout the day on your phone to keep up.  Especially when driving.

[steve dave]

Bookcat's hilariously bad posting never gets old

[sys]

bookcat is a closet iowan.

[Underdog Wildcat]

LMAO indeed.

"Then it was off to Kinnick Stadium for the Iowa/Iowa State football game, where Paige and the other recruits had a chance meeting with Hollywood celebrity couple Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Kutcher is a native Iowan and Hawkeye fan and he was back in his home state for the football game on Saturday.

"They were both very cool and down to earth. It was a good time getting the chance to talk to them," Paige said."

http://basketballrecruiting.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1125551

[deputy dawg]

Hav's, were you involved??   

If so, reply to this thread.

I'm the mastermind behind this whole thing. I told Demi to get Hawk bball in trouble so they stay down forever while Fred returns Iowa State to glory. Since Hilton Magic is still a little under the weather, I showed her some Haverhill Magic afterwards. It was glorious. Someday she will donate millions to Iowa State to change Hilton Coliseum to Haverhill Coliseum. It too, will be glorious!!

I thought you might get all cranky for confusing UI with ISU, but you handled that beautifully.

[BigCat]

Hav's, were you involved??  

If so, reply to this thread.

I'm the mastermind behind this whole thing. I told Demi to get Hawk bball in trouble so they stay down forever while Fred returns Iowa State to glory. Since Hilton Magic is still a little under the weather, I showed her some Haverhill Magic afterwards. It was glorious. Someday she will donate millions to Iowa State to change Hilton Coliseum to Haverhill Coliseum. It too, will be glorious!!

Havs if you guys don't get your Iowy asses in gear and GET THAT POOP PUMPED OUT of Hilton IT WILL FREEZE and you will be stuck with a gross ice rink all winter. Which will flood again come flood time and set you even further back. So buckle down and get that water out of there because I do not want my cats playing at Ames HS or getting Hilton meningitis/hepatitis.

[TheMadCatter]

Legionnaires' disease is the last thing I want Pullen to get.

[Dugout DickStone]

Legionnaires' disease is the last thing I want Pullen to get.

I don't even want him to experience an unpleasant odor.