Dear Fatty,
Never met you in person, which I now consider to be a tragedy itself. Like many I only had the pleasure of knowing you through message boards through the years.
Our team was SO close once before that even though I say "I'm all in", I can't help but feel those demons creeping back. So I come to this thread for a little comfort. It's only Monday and I can barely breathe waiting for the kickoff Saturday.
I need you to take the wheel, dude.