Thought this might be of interest

[JMart]

http://www.collegehoopsjournal.com/2010/08/31/jokes-that-could-be-used-at-the-huggins-roast/

[felix rex]

Huggins, who lost his mother in 2003 to colon cancer

"Hugs, they always said your teams couldn't pass. Tragically, that was also true about your mother's colon..."

[MeatSauce]

Huggins, who lost his mother in 2003 to colon cancer

"Hugs, they always said your teams couldn't pass. Tragically, that was also true about your mother's colon..."

 

[bonercat]

“Huggins is smart, though. Can’t take that away from him. After all,
he only stayed in the burgeoning metropolis that is Manhattan, Kansas,
for a year before getting the hell out and moving to fledgling
Morgantown. Hug, you were less loyal to the people of Kansas State
than you are to the extra eight kids you promise scholarships to each
year.”

 

[Scary Smart]

"Bob you fat, disgusting drunk. Your liver is so shriveled, black, and dead, that if you put your ear to your side, you can hear it say "Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?"

[EMAWmeister]

“In all fairness, Bob’s changed a lot since his early days at
Cincinnati. Used to be his BAC and his players’ GPA were in direct
contrast of one and other. Now, with the improved grades, at least the
players are keeping the race neck and neck.”
 

[mocat]

“What’s worse, if he starts throwing up it means he’ll treat the
toilet bowl like it’s Da’Sean Butler.”