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Offline Pete

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Re: Office swag
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2010, 12:53:03 PM »
Current job gives nothing.

Prior job gave out a bunch of trinkets: gym bag, mug, brass compass, stocking cap, nice umbrellas, beach towel, etc.  But the real benefits were swanky holiday parties, first class international travel and frequent expensed meals.  (Also, they blatantly hired only attractive girls for support staff.)

Sucks that you got fired from your last job, bro.

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What?  Are you saying you QUIT the job that you just described? 

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Re: Office swag
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2010, 01:02:26 PM »
I'm fortunate.  I once got a $400 ipod in a Yankee Swap for Christmas.  The cool part - there was supposedly a $20 limit for gifts.
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2010, 01:45:53 PM »
Mag Light--used for beatin hippies.
Coffee Pot--don't drink coffee, but neither my wife nor I had one before getting married and we might have guests that want coffee someday.