Sleeping in public places

[AlwaysEMAW]

Why do people do this? Their mouths always flop open and heads hanging to the side like they can't control their own bodies.

[ben ji]

Used to sleep in the library every once in a while back in school. Loved it.

[DQ12]

I worked at a doorknob/lock warehouse in Olathe the summer between my junior and senior year of high school.  Work started at 6 am and we'd get a fifteen minute break at 9 am.  Every day, I'd grab a few cardboard boxes, throw them on the floor, and sleep for fifteen minutes.  

I didn't GAF whether or not my mouth was open or bobbed around.

[Pete]

If I had a nickle for every doorknob/lock warehouse story on this board...

[CHONGS]

because they don't have a home and are very tired?

[DQ12]

If I had a nickle for every doorknob/lock warehouse story on this board...

You never stop and think about how many doorknobs/locks you encounter, until you work in a doorknob/lock warehouse.  They're everywhere.

[PandaXpanda]

I worked at a doorknob/lock warehouse in Olathe the summer between my junior and senior year of high school.  Work started at 6 am and we'd get a fifteen minute break at 9 am.  Every day, I'd grab a few cardboard boxes, throw them on the floor, and sleep for fifteen minutes.  

I didn't GAF whether or not my mouth was open or bobbed around.

jr/sr year at ksu i worked part time for a contracting company in kc.  we mainly did furniture installation/cube building( ).  sometimes after lunch i would build forts out of  office chairs, desktop surfaces, etc and then sleep behind them for an extra hour.  one time i slept from 1-315ish and woke up to my boss walking right passed my fort yelling my name.  what a dip crap.  

[jtksu]

I worked at a doorknob/lock warehouse in Olathe the summer between my junior and senior year of high school.  Work started at 6 am and we'd get a fifteen minute break at 9 am.  Every day, I'd grab a few cardboard boxes, throw them on the floor, and sleep for fifteen minutes.  

I didn't GAF whether or not my mouth was open or bobbed around.

jr/sr year at ksu i worked part time for a contracting company in kc.  we mainly did furniture installation/cube building( ).  sometimes after lunch i would build forts out of  office chairs, desktop surfaces, etc and then sleep behind them for an extra hour.  one time i slept from 1-315ish and woke up to my boss walking right passed my fort yelling my name.  what a dip crap.  

I used to be in the KSANG, and worked third shift for about half a year.  (They paid off my student loans and gave me $8,000.  Hellz ya.)  Anyway, I worked in the munitions depot and we only staffed like 5 dudes for 3rd shift.  We would do whatever small amount of work we had and then go our separate ways for like the next 6 hours.  I did a lotta sleeping back then.  I'd try to like watch tv or use the workout facilites but by like 3:30 I was rough ridin' assed out somewhere, surrounded by TNT, C4, and 1200lb bombs.

[WillieWatanabe]

One time i slept from 1-315ish and woke up to my boss walking right passed my fort yelling my name.  what a dip crap.  

What an amazing two sentences. 

[pissclams]

I worked at a doorknob/lock warehouse in Olathe the summer between my junior and senior year of high school.  Work started at 6 am and we'd get a fifteen minute break at 9 am.  Every day, I'd grab a few cardboard boxes, throw them on the floor, and sleep for fifteen minutes. 

I didn't GAF whether or not my mouth was open or bobbed around.

jr/sr year at ksu i worked part time for a contracting company in kc.  we mainly did furniture installation/cube building( ).  sometimes after lunch i would build forts out of  office chairs, desktop surfaces, etc and then sleep behind them for an extra hour.  one time i slept from 1-315ish and woke up to my boss walking right passed my fort yelling my name.  what a dip crap.   

LMAO

[Kat Kid]

I worked at a doorknob/lock warehouse in Olathe the summer between my junior and senior year of high school.  Work started at 6 am and we'd get a fifteen minute break at 9 am.  Every day, I'd grab a few cardboard boxes, throw them on the floor, and sleep for fifteen minutes.  

I didn't GAF whether or not my mouth was open or bobbed around.

jr/sr year at ksu i worked part time for a contracting company in kc.  we mainly did furniture installation/cube building( ).  sometimes after lunch i would build forts out of  office chairs, desktop surfaces, etc and then sleep behind them for an extra hour.  one time i slept from 1-315ish and woke up to my boss walking right passed my fort yelling my name.  what a dip crap.  

This time Costanza wins.  Amazing story.

[Stupid Fitz]

Do planes count   If so, I am guilty.  Sleep like a fracking baby on a plane.  Sometimes my head drops down hard and I freak the shazbot! out and forget where I am.  I am sure people laugh, but meh.  I get sleepy on planes. 

[Jeffy]

hide your kids, hide your wife

[bonercat]

Why do people do this? Their mouths always flop open and heads hanging to the side like they can't control their own bodies.

This is called "Trouting"

[Dirty Sanchez]

Dozed in the courtyard of the Union one time, but was semi conscious.  I could feel myself moving but wasn't conscious enough to make myself stop until I fully woke up.  Bet it looked like I was having a seizure.